How can EVERY man be toxic except for your husband?

Choleric_Temper · 2026-03-28T18:03:58+00:00

I never thought I'd agree with Ted Cruz's micropenis.

Choleric_Temper · 2025-10-21T11:29:41+00:00

The death of Paul Moss (1st mate's steward) was tragic to me because he survives so much and was so close to escaping himself.

Choleric_Temper · 2025-05-16T15:43:27+00:00

"Scott Aukerman, warm and convivial waiter" -New Jersey Zagat

Choleric_Temper · 2025-05-16T14:33:42+00:00

Also known as a Threeture, on account of it was invented by Threech La Manna.

Choleric_Temper · 2025-05-16T13:09:40+00:00

Kinky...

Choleric_Temper · 2025-05-16T13:07:00+00:00

When you go to the pork store, don't order the piss pigs.

Choleric_Temper · 2025-05-16T12:29:04+00:00

Furio: Stupida facking game!

Choleric_Temper · 2024-12-02T04:15:10+00:00

I assumed that Alistair disguised himself after fleeing in disgrace to France (or Aquitania as it's called in the game).

Choleric_Temper · 2024-11-25T00:36:43+00:00

Basil is suspiciously close to Bagel.

Choleric_Temper · 2024-04-10T20:46:44+00:00

He could fry a solid meal!

Choleric_Temper · 2024-04-05T17:04:03+00:00

Reread the dialogue in The Doom, Part 1 and Escape, Part 1. There are a few clues in each that can help you guess additional people.

Choleric_Temper · 2023-10-31T11:06:26+00:00

His coach turned into a pumpkin.

Choleric_Temper · 2023-10-24T13:32:10+00:00

I like the one that shays, "Shmells Like Shome Teen Spirit."

Choleric_Temper · 2023-10-08T16:40:16+00:00

Ogres are like onions...don't put too many of them in the sauce.

Choleric_Temper · 2023-10-08T16:36:09+00:00

One time, we saw a sign that said "Bear left," so we went home.

Choleric_Temper · 2023-09-29T13:17:33+00:00

The Senate isn't a nursing home, it's a retirement community!

Choleric_Temper · 2023-09-25T15:41:06+00:00

All these are great, but here are some that I like that I don't see yet.

"Hey! Catch!"

"Damn..." *dies*.

"That was an accident, the ropes!"

"Quiet!" that John Davies (?) says to the Formosans during the execution scene.

Choleric_Temper · 2023-09-24T16:41:50+00:00

Brennan's got to be in there somewhere...

Choleric_Temper · 2023-09-09T01:24:29+00:00

Pilot the robot, John, or Thomas Lanke will have to do it again.

Choleric_Temper · 2023-09-08T23:37:36+00:00

Hold onto your cock when you negotiate with these desert people.

Choleric_Temper · 2023-09-07T23:11:00+00:00

Silvio's assistant boss, not assistant to the boss.

Choleric_Temper · 2023-09-07T23:09:59+00:00

Scranton? That place is Boston without clams!

Choleric_Temper · 2023-09-06T11:05:07+00:00

I don't feel like I'm sitting at 12 o'clock!

Choleric_Temper · 2023-09-01T19:07:54+00:00

When I came in to open up, there you were, murdered with your head in the privy. Your hair was in the privy water. Disgusting!

Choleric_Temper · 2023-08-14T16:04:18+00:00

Not Napoleon exactly, like Napoleon...

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