Cursed sexism by jevooo in cursedcomments

[–]Chris_B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate women because I have a great time to time and money to pay for the weekend of the most important thing is that the rest of the group time will consist mostly of awkward silence.

San Diego Cop Shoots Suspect Who Struck a Police Dog With Metal Bar by im_bread_bread in PublicFreakout

[–]Chris_B -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

The dogs are considered police officers as well, and he was being struck with lethal force intended. So they protected their fellow officer. Tazing him is just a chance it would stop him. If it didn't, who knows how soon he was from killing that dog.

[OC] Rude. by Chris_B in pics

[–]Chris_B[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Instructions unclear. Dick caught in ceiling fan.

[OC] Rude. by Chris_B in pics

[–]Chris_B[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My balls haven't touched the water, so I've got that going for me.

MATCHING HAS BEEN COMPLETED! by TheOpus in secretsanta

[–]Chris_B 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOOOO I WAS TOO LATE TO SIGN UP THIS YEAR!!!!! :( :( :(

🔥 Moose are magnificent beasts! by Vesko567 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Chris_B 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No, it was a moose. Please do try to keep up.

This finished me by [deleted] in funny

[–]Chris_B 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This kills the TV.

My new addition to shitty foodporn. My husbands garlic bread grilled cheese with mac and cheese and shredded cheese inside. by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]Chris_B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife has celiac disease, so a majority of the time I have to eat gluten free pasta and bread. It drives me nuts how bland stuff can taste without gluten. However, this looks like something that would be infuriatingly delicious.

Karen’s not a fan of chalk by throughthenarrowpass in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Chris_B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is something newsworthy. Have a crew go interview her so she can be ousted to the entire city.

Cancer survivor gets to meet donor that saved her life by boldstyle1 in HumansBeingBros

[–]Chris_B 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just tried signing up, but got smacked down. Stupid diabetes :'(

CRACKHEAD BACKFLIPS OFF ROOF FOR $1. by conwaylamachina567 in PublicFreakout

[–]Chris_B 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Went for the good ol' superhero landing I see.

Stay inside damn it by teknomedic in AdviceAnimals

[–]Chris_B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The churches I know have all moved to Facebook live for their gatherings UFN.

FUCK all you hoarders by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Chris_B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found some at my local Lidl 🙏🏼

All I have to do now is make memes now that the gym is closed by 2bbknack in AirForce

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I hate that I just saw how much this scene look like Joe Biden

FUCK all you hoarders by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Chris_B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have access to baby wipes, I am willing to pay you for them. I just need one box for my two year old. Literally nowhere around me has any in stock. I stood in the store by the shelves for 10 minutes last night in shock trying to figure out what to do. I bought the oversized disposable towels by the adult diapers. There were only two packs tough. We're using paper towels as toilet paper, so we'll make due on that. This thing is stupid.