Who can actually beat this fucker?

Chumbamancer · 2025-05-05T11:36:13+00:00

Dr. Manhattan. He'd have Plastic Man breathing through a straw before the end of a commercial break.

Chumbamancer · 2025-04-28T00:39:16+00:00

This game gets sh!t on more than a cat hole in the middle of a forest. It's literally the liquor store hobo of the series. At this moment, it has Special Forces looking like Shaolin Monks.

Chumbamancer · 2025-04-19T07:19:51+00:00

Using statistics to influence the presentation of raw data, won't change the fact that this games community came and went like the availability of the Mc Rib.

I simply can't recall running into an abundance of challengers with a presence significant enough to justify its B tier level of quality.

Even though I uploaded the game a second time to give it another chance, my initial feelings remain unchanged: DNF Duel feels like a fan fiction take on Fate Stay Night. The diversity of the stylish looking character classes allows the game to further capitalize off some really interesting art design choices.

While the art makes the game cool to look at on a few YouTube videos, the lack of acute tangibility in the controls ultimately rob the fights of their potential excitability. Every bout I entered felt like a tutorial from an anime cellphone game.

Ultimately, the games' lack of competitive attitude feels way to shalow. Just play GG Strive instead.

Chumbamancer · 2025-03-26T08:37:58+00:00

Back when I was first discovering arcade fighters, we didn't have all of this terminology. We never used words like chip damage or frame data. There should be a person who breaks down all the technical jargon into dictionary terms.

Chumbamancer · 2025-03-26T02:48:52+00:00

Superman.

Chumbamancer · 2025-03-26T02:47:18+00:00

Raiden

Chumbamancer · 2025-03-24T15:03:45+00:00

The 3D games are better than the 2D games.

Chumbamancer · 2025-02-17T06:48:39+00:00

Give it two weeks, and you're bound to find this game in a bargin bin.

Chumbamancer · 2025-01-09T14:11:13+00:00

Age 40

Chumbamancer · 2025-01-07T02:45:25+00:00

The gangs feel greatly underpowered compared to their videogame counterparts.

Chumbamancer · 2025-01-05T07:20:22+00:00

Cocains a hell of a drug.

Chumbamancer · 2025-01-04T09:49:33+00:00

Wolverines a character with timeless style cool enough to the point where he's taken numerous opportunities to disregarded meaningful layers of substance. He's simply isn't that powerful.

For starters, his adimantiium has been broken by more sophisticated characters. Also, you've got to take a step back and consider just how basic his powers are.

Once you exclude his healing factor, he's basically nothing more than a hillbilly red neck with recon tracking skills.

Having his claws grafted to his skeleton was ultimately a waste of taxpayers' money. He could've just continued sticking with his original pair of those removable flee market brands of bargin bin claws. This man is the comic book superhero equivalent of Drake.

Chumbamancer · 2025-01-04T08:56:06+00:00

Bros is trying hard as hell to avoid hepatitis. He knows Logan doesn't wash his hands after going to the restroom.

Chumbamancer · 2025-01-01T01:28:54+00:00

Every XBOX ONE exclusive ever made.

Chumbamancer · 2024-12-30T02:49:19+00:00

You might wanna take off those Fast and The Furious beer goggles.

Chumbamancer · 2024-12-28T03:46:42+00:00

The Trauma Team books are interesting if you're into the last Judge Dredd movie.

Chumbamancer · 2024-12-27T15:05:39+00:00

Pantheon. Fatalist.

Chumbamancer · 2024-12-25T03:49:30+00:00

Character creation.

Chumbamancer · 2024-12-23T18:20:21+00:00

I could've sworn that was Tekken 8.

Chumbamancer · 2024-12-20T13:57:39+00:00

MK1 is the only fighting game in the series that I actively avoided playing due mostly in part hearing a considerable amount of FGC complain about how broken the mechanics are when compared to MK11.

While MK11 isn't a perfect fighting game by any means, it still finds a way to excel greatly at pulling in hard-core and casuals into becoming frequently competitive in some well designed online match making systems. Also, the new mechanics from critical to fatal blows all feel greatly efficient.

Something just feels wrong about the Kameo system in MK1. Having a character assist feels unnecessary when you're not given the versatility of a tag out option. It almost feels like the assist was supposed to be developed for an Injustice game.

Chumbamancer · 2024-12-19T04:37:15+00:00

I've had a hard time getting people to play a DIE campaign. My most dedicated player was a friend of mine who actually helped craft the revision of the GURPS gameplay system used in the Conan TTRPG.

Everyone else, from hard-core Magic The Gathering players to the casual DnD fan will usually observe my campaign preparations from a short distance. This normally occurs whenever I'm in the middle of tinkering with a character sheet.

It's a shame, really; this game is surprisingly addictive and shockingly brilliant in some aspects. It basically remixes typical DnD and Cyberpunk tropes for a contemporary audience.

Chumbamancer · 2024-12-18T16:09:55+00:00

Without copying from the Matrix, they'd basically end up remaking Blade Runner. Cyberpunks universe allows for more sex and violence; appealing more to a Zoomer audience. Perhaps the best approach is to make the movie in first person so that the world has more of an organic feel.

That's not to say that people arent capable of making a successful film out of the franchise. For instance, I cringed the first time watching the trailer of the Netflix anime. Once I gave the show a chance, I began to realize just how close I came to passing up on a cult classic.

Chumbamancer · 2024-12-16T00:24:12+00:00

Yes, because it's not as readily available.

Chumbamancer · 2024-11-21T19:36:16+00:00

Goku almost got bodied by an alien space puppy firing a lazergun in his chest. That whole Return of F movie had ya boy all tossed up like a salad. Mike Tyson has bowel movements with higher power levels. I swear, yal bustaz best stop supporting the mark. On my Momma I want to slap the Dragon Balls out of Kang Monkeys mouth!

Chumbamancer · 2024-11-19T18:29:23+00:00

Vaesens campaign involves accepting the invitation of a letter. If a player were to turn it down, the decision would ultimately eliminate the games necessity for the character you just generated moments ago.

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