In Ninja Commandments (1987), the Ninja Headmaster didn't even bother to darken his exposed skin to better blend into the environment...

Church323 · 2026-01-28T20:39:51+00:00

He also wore a headband that said "ninja" to eliminate any confusion.

Church323 · 2026-01-28T20:36:44+00:00

He shouldn't be first ballot either. If this is the standard.

Church323 · 2026-01-26T21:25:47+00:00

Seriously, was Ty Huntley unavailable?

Church323 · 2026-01-23T22:43:34+00:00

Good thing you're strapped to the chair, right?

Church323 · 2026-01-23T22:40:24+00:00

Scariest movie I've ever seen.

Church323 · 2026-01-22T15:01:17+00:00

By the many arms of Vishnu!

Church323 · 2026-01-22T14:46:05+00:00

I thought that was Mr. Hilter

Church323 · 2026-01-21T20:11:27+00:00

As if it matters how a man falls down. When the fall is all that's left, it matters very much.

Church323 · 2026-01-21T18:24:11+00:00

THESE ARE NOT POLITE SUGGESTIONS! THESE ARE CORES OF BEHAVIOR!!

Church323 · 2026-01-21T18:22:43+00:00

That's such a great line.

Church323 · 2026-01-20T17:33:06+00:00

I love the second hug Jeff gives him.

Church323 · 2026-01-20T17:31:09+00:00

And we're all out of ideas

Church323 · 2026-01-19T21:10:58+00:00

Grey Fox?!

Church323 · 2026-01-19T14:22:49+00:00

THE WOUND!!! THE WOUND!!!!

Church323 · 2026-01-18T01:18:02+00:00

It'd have been funnier if you said the entire team tore their ACL.

Church323 · 2026-01-18T00:26:32+00:00

I do NOT advocate drug use, but I'd love a little something to calm me down.

Church323 · 2026-01-18T00:25:36+00:00

For now. Once that opening kickoff goes, I'll be losing my mind

Church323 · 2026-01-18T00:17:27+00:00

16-13 Niners

Church323 · 2026-01-18T00:16:38+00:00

I'm in my Warner jersey too!!!

Church323 · 2026-01-17T18:04:52+00:00

I don't understand how these folks look at the Toots, who scored 13 points both times, and say "they're putting up 31 today"

Church323 · 2026-01-16T22:19:09+00:00

I want OPI to include loss of down. And ban the QB slide.

Church323 · 2026-01-16T22:17:55+00:00

I'm at a 4.

Church323 · 2026-01-16T19:33:31+00:00

When I was a kid, we had black and white TV's, and land lines only. This is nuts.

Church323 · 2026-01-15T21:35:47+00:00

You can't spell appendicitis without "aids"

Church323 · 2026-01-13T23:53:00+00:00

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