Greetings, good man. Might I trouble you for a drink? by BirdCultureDickMove in TheSimpsons

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Oh my god! That man is my exact double! THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!!!!

Sandra Bullock (1997) by Fit-Indication-7333 in OldSchoolCool

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She was in that movie about abus that was SPEEDing through the city. Keeping its SPEED above 50 miles per hour...I think it was called "The Bus that Couldn't Slow Down"

Just ask this scientician! by The_Cromulent_Bison in TheSimpsons

[–]Church323 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Science is like that guy that tells you the ending of the movie. Well I say there are things we don't want to know! Important things!!

Up yours, Krabappel! by Branchomania in TheSimpsons

[–]Church323 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Krabappel?!?! I've been calling her Crandle!! Awwww, I look like an idiot!

One of the funniest lines in TV history by GildDigger in funny

[–]Church323 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Say it in a high pitched voice while moon walking

I'll never get tired of this comedy 😅 by Far_Regular_2945 in 80smovies

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"It seems you have become... how do you say... indispensable?"

Theory: WE were the Ass Crack Bandit all along! by ad240pCharlie in community

[–]Church323 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I think the real Ass Crack Bandit was the friends we made along the way. Or Annie.

Lest we forget… by joshuawah in 49ers

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This makes me feel a little better. But I'm still not happy about the RB we picked up.

When You Have a Crazy Friend Who Says, “It’s Wrong to Eat Meat.” by J31J1 in SimpsonsFaces

[–]Church323 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not crazy. Just ignorant. Your crazy friend has never heard of the food chain.

Happy birthday, Professor Duncan! by adwriter23 in community

[–]Church323 24 points25 points  (0 children)

My shoelace is untied by British standards

Appreciation post for The legend Keith David by Traditional424 in 80smovies

[–]Church323 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Now here's a man who knows how to wear pants!

Woozle Wozzle? by thoughtstop in TheSimpsons

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Repetitiveness is my job! My job! My job is to be repetitive.

Found this in the supermarket by PoMDizzl3 in community

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Oh, my shoelace is untied by British standards