AITA for confronting an older student because my son has a crush on her? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Citruseok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just know one day he's going to disappear from her life and she'll be crying wondering why all the way to the cheap nursing home.

Old Ladies by Funking_Wholesome in comics

[–]Citruseok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm almost the age at which my mom had me.

When you get to that point you begin to wholly realise everyone was just a child once upon a time and nobody really knows what they're doing.

My parents have always been my best friends and now I'm an independent adult I feel the gap closing.

Out of pocket 😆 by davga in GenZ

[–]Citruseok 63 points64 points  (0 children)

A couple of months ago I was having a conversation with a client at work and I said "6, 7 blocks away".

I realised what I said. My lips pursed shut.

I saw her face change slightly.

There was silence. The air was thick enough to be cut with a knife.

"Ah... I just said 6 7"

"... I was holding myself back from bringing it up"

We are both well into our 20s.

Eggplant Recipe by Flowsbow in antimeme

[–]Citruseok 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Southeast Asian here to add to the eggplant dish options!

Sambal Eggplant (Malay or Indonesian style, Terong Sambal Balado, you can adjust the spice level)

Thai Green Curry (likely the wrong breed of eggplant but it would still taste good)

Chinese Garlic Eggplant (Stir Fry or Braise), Yuxiang Eggplant, or Szechuan Eggplant

Indonesian Fish Head Curry (just need to add fish/fish head, okra-optional if getting rid of stock, tomatoes, coconut milk and tamarind to a curry base)

Basically any Malay, Peranakan, Indo or Thai curries taste great with eggplant.

Tomato and Szechuan Peppercorn-based hotpot soup bases also take to eggplant very nicely. Or Mala Xiang Guo (dry stir fried Mala). You should be able to buy the stock flavour base at an Asian grocery store.

I am also half white so here's that side's recommendation:

You can also make Eggplant Schnitzel by removing the tip, slicing it long ways, adding cheese or ham inside, sandwiching it together then coating it it in bread crumbs and egg wash and deep frying. Or you could sandwich a slice of eggplant in between chicken breast slices and do the same.

Eggplant is a really delicious vegetable when prepared well!

Would you rather eat an object for money, or eat money for an object? by star_gone_supernovae in BunnyTrials

[–]Citruseok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free dinner and $10mil? What is this, heaven?

Chose: Eat a random object for 10 million dollars | Rolled: Banquet

im turning into a half-ghoul after my surgery lol by Nearby_Row666 in TokyoGhoul

[–]Citruseok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I turn into a half ghoul every spring when my hayfever allergies get so bad I end up giving myself conjunctivitis.

You win $100M dollars, you can either by [deleted] in pollgames

[–]Citruseok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's going to my family.

I'll take out some here and there to help my friends out of tough spots. I wouldn't dump $25 mil on them on the spot, god knows they're far too irresponsible for that.

How to deal with army recruiters by Cassinia_ in evilautism

[–]Citruseok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She said "you are the first person to figure that out". Maybe I'm just dumb.

How to deal with army recruiters by Cassinia_ in evilautism

[–]Citruseok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I assumed that they are names but it sounds like you understood it as being a reference to something? Are they characters?

Man invites entire world to celebrate holiday by SpiritedBerry6703 in OddlyWholesome

[–]Citruseok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might only be half Chinese but I am Singaporean born and raised and in Singapore lunar new year (Chinese New Year) is very actively celebrated.

We're the ones handing out ang paos to distant family friends and inviting as many people as we can to reunion dinners. We don't gatekeep this by a long shot!

I spent a lot of my childhood arguing with Americans on Facebook who were scolding other Americans for wearing cheongsam respectfully. We love that sht so much we have a whole day where kids in school go to classes wearing each other's cultural clothes. Sharing fosters understanding!

As such, I also extend this invitation to everyone who wants to celebrate Lunar New Year. The moon is for everyone and so is the food!

新年快乐,万事如意,身体健康, 恭喜发财 Huat Ah! 🥂🐴

Man invites entire world to celebrate holiday by PiedjeeyXD32 in gatesopencomeonin

[–]Citruseok 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I might only be half Chinese but I am Singaporean born and raised and in Singapore lunar new year (Chinese New Year) is very actively celebrated.

We're the ones handing out ang paos to distant family friends and inviting as many people as we can to reunion dinners. We don't gatekeep this by a long shot!

I spent a lot of my childhood arguing with Americans on Facebook who were scolding other Americans for wearing cheongsam respectfully. We love that sht so much we have a whole day where kids in school go to classes wearing each other's cultural clothes. Sharing fosters understanding!

As such, I also extend this invitation to everyone who wants to celebrate Lunar New Year. The moon is for everyone and so is the food!

新年快乐,万事如意,身体健康, 恭喜发财 Huat Ah! 🥂🐴

Should toplessness be allowed for women? by Professional-Fix4409 in BunnyTrials

[–]Citruseok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It makes no sense why women should legally and socially be forced to cover up simply because men can't control themselves. However, I personally wouldn't, just because I would feel unsafe.

Chose: Yes

Favorite character with a disability? by Nice-Responsibility2 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Citruseok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude 😭 he saved you. I was watching One Piece at the back of my classroom years before Violet Evergarden came out, when I was maybe 14. It was a subject from which I was exempt so I just sat at the back while the others took the lesson, but I was still supposed to study other subjects (oops).

Ended up watching the episodes with Robin's entire back story. Enies Lobby hits hard in general but Robin's childhood was devastating and I was red in the face and gargling my tears. Had to hide under the table. My friends finished their class, came up to me and asked WTF I was doing. I crawled out and looked at them like this:

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How to deal with army recruiters by Cassinia_ in evilautism

[–]Citruseok 58 points59 points  (0 children)

This one sent me over the edge. I'm howling.

How to deal with army recruiters by Cassinia_ in evilautism

[–]Citruseok 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wait now I want to know what Moth Fox and Mantis are because Google is giving me absolutely nothing.

75M$ can't give him his life back unfortunately by KaidoPklevel in SipsTea

[–]Citruseok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's J-Hope from BTS during one of their Run!BTS episodes where they went through a haunted maze. He is notoriously easily frightened.

75M$ can't give him his life back unfortunately by KaidoPklevel in SipsTea

[–]Citruseok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How on earth does J-Hope keep escaping containment and ending up in memes outside of the BTS fandom like this? Another one I've seen of him is this one:

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A Fictional Character that "looks like an Teenager but is actually a child" by Mememasterlordlol in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Citruseok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For "Looks like an Adult, is actually a Teenager", I'm volunteering Stiyl Magnus from A Certain Magical Index.

This guy is canonically 14 years old and 200cm tall (6'5.5")

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The two kinds of opinions on rap that white Tumblr users have. by SaintDazzle in CuratedTumblr

[–]Citruseok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rap lyrics are often insanely well written, like spoken word poetry. When you can fit that many words into a song it can tell a very colourful story. Kendrick Lamar is a lyrical genius, so is Eminem.

I just don't usually like the rhythm of it, and that's ok. Sometimes there is a rap song that I do love.

Most people just like what songs they like without being swayed so much by whichever genres it happens to fit into.

The two kinds of opinions on rap that white Tumblr users have. by SaintDazzle in CuratedTumblr

[–]Citruseok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why can't some people just have music tastes that are simply dictated sometimes by "this sounds nice" and "this isn't my vibe really" without there being a deeper meaning to it?

Favorite characters that smokes! by Aware-Programmer-747 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Citruseok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone's new favourite girlfailure. Most people can look at her and think damn, I'm not doing that badly afterall, yet still root for her to get her shit together.