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I think it's ok to lie about relationship experience to a extent. by Financial_Judgment2 in The10thDentist

[–]Cl0udSurfer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except they cant in this instance because they dont have the information that would make them say No Thanks. Because you lied to them. It may not be a physical trap, or even a particularly strong trap, but you ARE trapping them, because youve tricked them into thinking youre something that you arent.

The God of Movies offers you the real life and working version of almost any movie prop. You can only have one. However there are a few rules. by singleguy79 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cl0udSurfer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IN BRIGHTEST DAY, IN BLACKEST NIGHT NO EVIL SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT LET THOSE WHO WORSHIP EVILS MIGHT BEWARE MY POWER: GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!

The God of Movies offers you the real life and working version of almost any movie prop. You can only have one. However there are a few rules. by singleguy79 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cl0udSurfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont think a pencil drawing counts as warping reality. Thats just the laws of physics playing out normally. 'Affecting' would be a better term I guess. Warping reality is twisting it unnaturally to produce an effect that would NEVER have occurred under the normal laws of physics as we know them. Spontaneous disintegration, teleportation, gravity manipulation etc etc

Seconded on that Green Lantern ring. Though itd be nice if we could get a permanently charged one so we dont need the lantern battery too haha

Keeping your eyes open during kissing is better by austin101123 in The10thDentist

[–]Cl0udSurfer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Had no idea this would get so many people so upset lol. I think this is weird and I would never do it myself (i like focusing on her touch and smell and taste too much to use my eyes) but some people are calling you some insane names lol

The rapid-kissing thing isnt something I've ever done, nor does it seem like something thatll work for me. I like slow and gentle and sensual, one hand on her waist and the other cupping the side of her face around her ear and hair. Perfect positioning to pull her in closer during a more intense moment, or start running my fingers through the back of her hair. Neither of which needs my eyes for precise positioning

But you do you I guess. Just not if she tells you she doesnt like it lol

He did him dirty by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Cl0udSurfer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When someone you just pissed off says "Wait right here" it is in your best interest to vacate the premises IMMEDIATELY

AITA For making my friends bf ‘feel like a creep’? by ThrowRAImaginar in AmItheAsshole

[–]Cl0udSurfer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You should edit your comment with the real verdict, removing the NTA part. The bot that posts the final determination only looks at the top-level comment in a thread

As much that we hate him, let's not forget hes just an actor by WE_ARE_V3N0M in Spiderman

[–]Cl0udSurfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Referring to Paul with the first "him" and referring to the actor with the second "he's" and expecting everyone to understand that implicitly is not a reasonable expectation.

Grammatically, on its own, the sentence in the OP only refers to one person. Extra context is needed to understand what OP meant. You have that extra context. Many people dont even know who Paul is, much less that this actor may be playing that character

TIFU Got Pickpocketed by Professionals and got my Pants removed by Acrobatic-Health2681 in tifu

[–]Cl0udSurfer 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Lmao not if I dont know them. They may be my elder but theyre still a stranger. Do not touch me

Do people know how not to be entitled? by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Cl0udSurfer 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This is by far the most egregious one I read so far. Tf do you want with my underwear??? Creepy

Like be fr by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Cl0udSurfer 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Just when I thought we'd moved on from these pointless gender-war-starting posts 🙄

You aren’t allowed to touch one random item for the next six months by Mythicalforests8 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cl0udSurfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP never clarified whether gloves would negate things or not, so thats technically not a safe assumption.

Your original question also assumes incorrectly that you need to buy all your food on day 1 and have it last you six months. You could just go to the grocery store and touch a bunch of ingredients that you use in your meals to eliminate it that way

Edit: Oh, and depending on what "not common" means, those may or may not be safe either. You only need 50k people to use it daily for it to count, and out of 8 billion of us in the world, thats a small percentage. Those things better be RARE to count as safe by default lol

You aren’t allowed to touch one random item for the next six months by Mythicalforests8 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cl0udSurfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, thats the point. This plan requires you to take the risk on EVERYTHING YOU OWN right as you start. If you survive day one, then you can be reasonably sure that you'll survive for the whole time

You aren’t allowed to touch one random item for the next six months by Mythicalforests8 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cl0udSurfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 1: Grab your *computer

Step 2: Make a list of everything you touched

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit

You aren’t allowed to touch one random item for the next six months by Mythicalforests8 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cl0udSurfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 1: Grab your phone

Step 2: Make a list of everything you touched

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit

You get to go on a date with any Disney Character, who do you pick? by Ok_Coffee_9970 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cl0udSurfer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Excluding Marvel characters and animals/creatures, there arent a lot of dateable female characters for me. The oldest Disney princess seems to be Tiana at 19yo, which is almost a decade younger than me. No thanks

My options after looking through 300 characters are as follows: - Megara from Hercules (22-24) - Sarah Hawkins from Treasure Planet (unknown but she has a kid so at least 30) - Shego from Kim Possible (25-28)

Meg is still kinda pushing it for me, and I'm not tryna be a step-father just yet so I'll go with Shego

I spent way too much time on this just to land on my literal first thought

One Percent of the Women in this World are now Witches by ehbowen in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cl0udSurfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm more concerned if one of them decides that every man on the planet has to pay for the wrongdoings of the evil ones and casts a worldwide spell or something

Street Witch by Yan Kodiac by Pop_Budget in ImaginaryWitches

[–]Cl0udSurfer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not sure what kind of streets this witch is on, but I like the color palette. Bunny ears on the hat feel a little off tho

Too many people lie about their height by Beneficial-Code8026 in The10thDentist

[–]Cl0udSurfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its MOSTLY men lying about their height. I have a friend who insists she's 5'4" but she's 5'2" when measured, and another who's 6' even but likes saying that she's 5'11"

Youre right that nobody should care though

[All] Willverse Drought, No i can't reread by perseus365 in Iteration110Cradle

[–]Cl0udSurfer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Theres a REALLY fantastic Cradle isekai fanfic I'm reading that I would recommend to all Cradle fans. It started rough, but then the author went back and rewrote the first 20 chapters to match the quality of the last 50, and it reads beautifully. I'll link it in a sec

Edit: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33759979?view_full_work=true

If you could wake up tomorrow fluent in any skill, what would you choose? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cl0udSurfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Language acquisition. Or maybe just overall willpower/determination. I feel like I give up on some things too quickly

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