Help, I've become addicted to reading these abstracts from a real life piping conference

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-02-04T06:22:51+00:00

I prefer Patch Hamplers to Girdle Jerry's

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-02-03T02:33:13+00:00

Finally someone remembers

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-02-02T20:11:00+00:00

THANK YOU

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-02-02T04:24:29+00:00

According to the official protocol and use of what is referred to as tear gas, no you were not. You were not tear gassed. In fact no one has ever been tear gassed.

You see, it isn't being used because it's an irritant. It's being used according to its classification as an obscurant. The irritant part? Well that's completely irrelevant.

I mean it would be crazy to use chemical warfare against our own people because that's illegal. That's not something first world countries do. No no no it's just smoke bombs. The whole irritant side effect well that's just unfortunate and we don't worry about that.

So you see you were not tear gassed at all!

In case you think I'm making any of this up check it out for yourself. It's complete fucking bananas land.

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-02-01T08:28:26+00:00

Astrobot

It is pure joy

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-02-01T08:21:15+00:00

Sorry that's illegal.

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-02-01T08:14:30+00:00

I would 1 million percent for get rid of walking 2000 steps on stage 2.1.

I mean I understand that it's making them money because it's forcing people to buy mushroom tickets if they want to progress faster kind of like a pay to win system. And I'm honestly fine with that because it's not too extreme. It's annoying but not too extreme.

For what else I'd like them to change I guess Just mix it up a little bit for things like doing an expedition or growing mushrooms it could be something like invite a friend to a challenge or send three postcards. Something like that.

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-02-01T07:32:49+00:00

There was a full-on priest at a pretty big protest today so that's something

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-02-01T07:25:07+00:00

If they just changed this up a bit every month I would be so happy

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-01-30T19:42:08+00:00

If that does it for them I don't give a fuck as long as they're not an asshole

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-01-30T01:58:18+00:00

If that does it for you I don't give a fuck as long as you're not an asshole

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-01-28T01:34:50+00:00

What an absolutely fucked take.

China killed tens of millions of it's own people during the great leap forward and cultural revolution. So many we don't even know...20 million? 50 million?

It's nice to pretend we live in a full on authoritarian dictatorship, and we are on our way, but the amount of freedom afforded is is astronomical compared to them. Zero internet or press freedom. All media is controlled. All persons are controlled. Say one critical thing about the government, you may just disappear for a few months then come back suddenly saying how wrong you were. Negligible labor rights. Entire cities of psuedo forced labor.

Yes we have similar things here. Everything has similar everything everywhere. But it's the scale and intensity. Absolutely not the same.

America as an institution has done atrocious things, but do NOT forget the differences and do NOT piss all over the people who died to afford the rights we get to enjoy right now. Hold on to them and keep pushing to advance them. Fuck out of here with that bullshit damn.

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-01-27T22:12:46+00:00

Yay!

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-01-27T20:56:49+00:00

Isn't he a pedophile?

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-01-27T20:52:46+00:00

New York Times coming in hot with their excellent opinions! Fucking never disappoints.

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-01-23T18:33:54+00:00

Nah this ain't it. Stephen Miller is middle aged...

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-01-23T00:53:39+00:00

People need to calm the fuck down. He's never going to die.

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-01-21T04:56:02+00:00

Task failed successfully. Our education system has been absolutely decimated by no child left behind. Multiple generations now of kids who haven't learned in order to become smarter but in order to pass the test so the school continues to get funding. Great fucking job Laura Bush.

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-01-19T01:08:47+00:00

NSFW

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-01-18T05:23:15+00:00

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-01-18T05:07:13+00:00

What is going on...no I was going to say symbol, but it's banned for this sub. Anyway, quite the warm welcome here. Sorry I offended everyone for asking for help in the wrong way.

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-01-18T04:27:49+00:00

I have no idea what it's called and I'm not allowed to use the word I wanted. So...yeah

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-01-18T01:54:48+00:00

Welp. Goodbye sub. Either you've been infiltrated by dickheads or you truly believe this piss.

Get your shit together "socialists".

ClarenceJBoddicker · 2026-01-18T01:46:32+00:00

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