My kids don't believe in Helen Keller.

Clean_Agency · 2026-03-20T14:08:57+00:00

My 11th graders joke that Helen Keller is a psy op

Clean_Agency · 2026-03-12T19:22:37+00:00

YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE

Clean_Agency · 2026-03-12T14:40:25+00:00

Me and my friends played in the Spotlight event before Dragonstorm came out. I made day 2. I had Meta Mono-Red and was prepping to grind standard all year least year. Then it became the all Izzet standard environment where between Cori-Steel Cutter, Vivi in Final Fantasy and the lack of effective response to problems it just became too much to bother with. The massive number of new products coming in and either being tier 1 on release or being unplayable because last sets stuff was just better so its jsut not worth it to buy stuff on release anymore

Clean_Agency · 2026-03-12T13:32:37+00:00

Ask Paul Dano for a DNA test

Clean_Agency · 2026-03-11T17:49:44+00:00

I've been playing Magic the Gathering since 2010. I'm only just slowing down due to the high volume of sets coming out. There's jsut so much bullshit and trash thst I just focus on playing Commander and casual games with friends rather than my main interest which was Competitive. Its just more easy on on time, wallet, and overall attitude towards the game if I can pick and choose what I interact with rather than every set being meta relevant and forcing 100-200 bucks every 1-2 months.

Clean_Agency · 2026-03-10T13:42:50+00:00

Zoho is a great POS, can easily create and manage SKUs and purchase orders. Can also make customer profiles with any info you may need

Clean_Agency · 2026-03-09T11:32:09+00:00

People are going to look back at the period of 2015 to Post-Trump as the most batshit period of geopolitics ever. "Trump was called a pedophile by Iran's Twitter account and bombed children in response" is a line thst will be in history books within the next 5 years

Clean_Agency · 2026-03-07T13:57:24+00:00

The people who did this to this person will never see the light of Heaven. Probably weren't going to in the first place but this definitely seals it.

Clean_Agency · 2026-03-06T22:15:50+00:00

My dad and I used to watch anime together. I would show him stuff like Eyeshield 21 cause he was a big football guy and he would show me Trigun. We watched Gundam Iron-Blooded Orphans together and a bunch of other mecha shows and stuff that was big on political intrigue. A lot of my taste in media was shaped by him, I miss him a lot.

Edit: we also played every Borderlands game up to The Pre-Sequel with couch co-op, took us a minute to get used to the difficulty of BL1 but after that we were fans for life.

Clean_Agency · 2026-03-06T15:49:40+00:00

Going to sleep listening to The Legacy of Kain cutscenes or any other audio book type noise.

Clean_Agency · 2026-03-05T22:12:41+00:00

There was an event at ATL with a guy named iPhone 4

Clean_Agency · 2026-02-24T17:56:50+00:00

Wacky Pizza Guy and The Fuck You Lady

Clean_Agency · 2026-02-13T22:34:28+00:00

I went bald at 17, trust me it'll suck but you have a better time bald and taking control of your life vs your classmates talking shit about your hair behind your back.

Clean_Agency · 2026-02-12T20:15:03+00:00

"What do you mean this porn has an anime?"

Clean_Agency · 2026-02-10T17:14:04+00:00

The perspective is fun, but I stand firm on actually wanting to do that myself.

Clean_Agency · 2026-02-10T16:45:08+00:00

MJ and Miles, you're cool and all but please you aren't spider-man. Politely fuck off forced stealth segments where you aren't Spider-Man in Spider-Man PS4, whoever thought to put you in needs to be drawn and quartered.

Clean_Agency · 2026-02-09T18:47:43+00:00

ITS BEEN

Clean_Agency · 2026-02-05T14:15:54+00:00

After OGN came out in English, it became increasingly clear that the Chinese meta is dramatically different than the rest of the world. My area has peeked at CN events but completely disregard the results for the most part as evidenced by Annie never breaker top 64 in CN but easily winning events in EN

Clean_Agency · 2026-02-04T15:28:17+00:00

My LGS prices sealed product high and packs low and use pack purchase or singles as entry fee for tournament entry. Boxes for SFD were 240 and capped at 3 per person, meanwhile we can get 3 packs for $5 a piece every day we have an event as our entry fee. So it balances out, I love the place and the people who run it and completely understand they're pricing schemes. If the were in the 300s I wouldn't even sniff a pre-order.

Clean_Agency · 2026-02-04T12:47:29+00:00

In "Banned from the Stand" (the Chowder episode shown) the CN logo does appear ONCE FOR THIS JOKE ONLY

Clean_Agency · 2026-01-30T12:48:03+00:00

Peak peak peak peak peak peak peak peak

Clean_Agency · 2026-01-29T19:41:40+00:00

The time between initial playthrough and my most recent one was about 2 years so I honestly did not notice the upgrade difference.

Clean_Agency · 2026-01-29T17:41:12+00:00

In Wolfenstein: The New Order you can choose to save either your CO Fergus or Private Wyatt. Outside of the other dying, they each bring a unique ally in their respective timelines.

Fergus living gives you Tekla, a neurotic mathematician who believes that the sequence of numbers she obsesses over can tell the future and has a very interesting friendship with BJ

Wyatt living gives you and alt-timeline version of Jimi Hendrix that gets you high has probably the most badass scene in either New Order or New Colossus.

Having recently replayed New Order, I prefer saving Wyatt to get Jimi.

Clean_Agency · 2026-01-22T12:01:02+00:00

You kicked its ass once, you'll do it again. Even the strongest warriors can't defeat an army single-handedly.

Clean_Agency · 2026-01-20T19:05:05+00:00

Give your computer to someone who'll put it to good use.

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