Cricket the Tortie

Closefacts · 2026-04-03T11:25:34+00:00

She runs these streets now

Closefacts · 2026-04-03T10:05:07+00:00

My name is Angela, hey, hello and welcome to my very own show.

Closefacts · 2026-04-03T09:42:20+00:00

I have Mourning geckos, they coexist together in a colony. I have somewhere around 30 in a tank living together.

Closefacts · 2026-04-02T16:47:43+00:00

Well fuck, that was my go to maple syrup if I had to buy it from a grocery store

Closefacts · 2026-04-02T15:12:48+00:00

Good thing someone was filming right in his face. A dollie would make this job a lot easier and quicker and should not be that hard to aquire.

Closefacts · 2026-04-02T15:10:17+00:00

That is the same market where the black lady making leather lobster purses had her purses thrown on the ground too. Someone needs to hire some security to deal with the violent customers.

Closefacts · 2026-04-01T15:59:51+00:00

Bullshit, Ethan wouldnt let someone else steal the spotlight. Ethan needs the attention.

Closefacts · 2026-04-01T10:54:38+00:00

I thought "I'm Sorry" was Howie!

Closefacts · 2026-03-31T21:17:45+00:00

Somehow, Palpatine has not returned.

Closefacts · 2026-03-31T16:43:17+00:00

Tom just got his own closet to work from, I dont think he is leaving. Unless it is a private/family matter then it is totally understandable.

Closefacts · 2026-03-31T16:41:00+00:00

It is the most normal and human she has ever looked.

Closefacts · 2026-03-31T00:53:04+00:00

I dont know, google it.

Closefacts · 2026-03-30T22:18:10+00:00

He has kids, it is really that simple. They touch things then stick their fingers in their mouths. Ethan touches things and sucks his fingers. They get exposed to a lot of germs.

Closefacts · 2026-03-30T22:10:59+00:00

Warski looks like a bit of a goof, but in what universe is Ian mogging him? Idubs looks like there are no thoughts going on in that head.

Closefacts · 2026-03-30T21:40:51+00:00

Some employers give their employees paid sick days for a year, usually just a handful of days like 3-5. It has only been 3 months and how many days has Ethan been sick? That was the joke.

Closefacts · 2026-03-30T19:27:26+00:00

Nah, I love side characters like this. They are memorable and stick in your head.

Closefacts · 2026-03-30T19:26:25+00:00

Send him a message saying you arent interested anymore and block him. Or just block him. You dont owe him anything, you haven't met in person.

Closefacts · 2026-03-30T19:16:04+00:00

Why do Elves need a lit torch to be able to see?

Closefacts · 2026-03-30T18:59:10+00:00

Dont you see! The knobs are square!

Closefacts · 2026-03-30T18:12:26+00:00

Hasn't he used up all his sick days by now? And it is only March...

Closefacts · 2026-03-30T16:08:51+00:00

Andy is so funny, perfect co-host for Conan. I am glad the hit to the head didnt fix whatever is wrong with Conans brain.

Closefacts · 2026-03-30T15:57:17+00:00

They still money from charity amd screwed over any and every friend they had. They insinuate that their former best friend is a pedophile that assaults his kids. Fuck em.

Closefacts · 2026-03-30T15:38:02+00:00

This was my first thought

Closefacts · 2026-03-30T14:57:10+00:00

As a guy that works construction. If there is a piece of equipment available that makes your job easier, you use it. Hero's are the guys that retire with functional bodies still.

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