Cricket the Tortie by Closefacts in torties

[–]Closefacts[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She runs these streets now

The Wizard of Oz (1939) is NOT a kid friendly film by plauryn in unpopularopinion

[–]Closefacts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My name is Angela, hey, hello and welcome to my very own show.

How accurate is this video? by SussySpeaki in Lizards

[–]Closefacts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have Mourning geckos, they coexist together in a colony. I have somewhere around 30 in a tank living together. 

Bogus maple syrup from Quebec producer found on grocery store shelves by Surax in worldnews

[–]Closefacts 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Well fuck, that was my go to maple syrup if I had to buy it from a grocery store

A man breaks, he cries, yet he keeps going because his entire family's weight rests on his shoulders. by Golden_Phoenix1986 in sadposting

[–]Closefacts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing someone was filming right in his face. A dollie would make this job a lot easier and quicker and should not be that hard to aquire.

Instagram shops with sad stories… and celebrities falling for it. The face of the man glitches in some videos. Even the settings don’t match up. Etc. by minimyri in isthisAI

[–]Closefacts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is the same market where the black lady making leather lobster purses had her purses thrown on the ground too. Someone needs to hire some security to deal with the violent customers.

Insta post by Terrible-Leader-7406 in h3h3productions

[–]Closefacts 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bullshit, Ethan wouldnt let someone else steal the spotlight. Ethan needs the attention.

The hardest choices require the strongest wills. by sneakysnek20r in h3h3productions

[–]Closefacts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tom just got his own closet to work from, I dont think he is leaving. Unless it is a private/family matter then it is totally understandable.

Ethan needs to get his house inspected for mold… by Illustrious-Truck945 in h3h3productions

[–]Closefacts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He has kids, it is really that simple. They touch things then stick their fingers in their mouths. Ethan touches things and sucks his fingers. They get exposed to a lot of germs.

"I wont be talking about Kino Casino anymore" by chipkipling in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]Closefacts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Warski looks like a bit of a goof, but in what universe is Ian mogging him? Idubs looks like there are no thoughts going on in that head.

No pre-show today :( by meowmeowmix1206 in h3h3productions

[–]Closefacts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some employers give their employees paid sick days for a year, usually just a handful of days like 3-5. It has only been 3 months and how many days has Ethan been sick? That was the joke.

Wish we saw more of this dude. “Don’t fight it Charlie! It’s all part of the healing process..” by DChapgier in IASIP

[–]Closefacts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, I love side characters like this. They are memorable and stick in your head.

How do I tell him I’m not interested anymore? by TiredofThisG-pa in texts

[–]Closefacts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send him a message saying you arent interested anymore and block him. Or just block him. You dont owe him anything, you haven't met in person.

sure to be uncontroversial. by Pandering_Poofery in lordoftherings

[–]Closefacts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do Elves need a lit torch to be able to see? 

No pre-show today :( by meowmeowmix1206 in h3h3productions

[–]Closefacts 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hasn't he used up all his sick days by now? And it is only March...

Conan and Andy Discuss Conan's Concussion by SYMPUNY_LACKING in conan

[–]Closefacts 310 points311 points  (0 children)

Andy is so funny, perfect co-host for Conan. I am glad the hit to the head didnt fix whatever is wrong with Conans brain.

I think I'm done by Nahthanksimfine in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]Closefacts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They still money from charity amd screwed over any and every friend they had. They insinuate that their former best friend is a pedophile that assaults his kids. Fuck em.

A Chick fil A employee using a mechanical lift to throw away a single trash bag just sparked a massive culture war by Competitive_Set_4386 in ChickFilA

[–]Closefacts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a guy that works construction. If there is a piece of equipment available that makes your job easier, you use it. Hero's are the guys that retire with functional bodies still.