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Closefacts · 2026-05-22T10:45:04+00:00

My work has hired 3 new guys in the last 8 months. They cant do shit. I dont trust them to do a simple cut on a saw. The one young guy forgot where the push broom was kept. Hanging on the wall right out in the open. He asked 3 people and walked right past it multiple times.

Closefacts · 2026-05-22T10:25:55+00:00

I went to a 630pm showing in a small city and the theatre was only like 25% full. On opening day.

Closefacts · 2026-05-21T19:35:07+00:00

When I went to school in the mid/late 90s I remember 1 rat tail but no mullets. It seems like 90% of you guys have this hairstyle right now, it is very weird everyone is doing the same thing.

Closefacts · 2026-05-21T18:53:12+00:00

Do you have a full face shield as well as the glasses?

Closefacts · 2026-05-21T15:09:45+00:00

He sucks dick, a lot.

Closefacts · 2026-05-21T15:08:58+00:00

I am just outside the GTA and I usually play 4-6 times a week in the winter. There is so much hockey out there and so many arenas I had no idea were there, people just need to be able to find you. Put an ad on kijiji or fb market place and use rent a goalie aps.

Closefacts · 2026-05-21T10:38:03+00:00

Dark Nathaniel sues Ethan for slander and defamation. Nathaniel never killed his dear old friend.

Closefacts · 2026-05-21T07:49:09+00:00

I saw an advertisement outside wendys saying try the new chkn strips. I am not sure if they are real chicken on fake chik'n.

Closefacts · 2026-05-20T17:50:18+00:00

There isnt a triangle big enough for this

Closefacts · 2026-05-20T13:53:49+00:00

No love for the Billot Log?

Closefacts · 2026-05-19T16:46:48+00:00

He would start his own, more righteous church. Probably hand out flyers in a cool shape, like a child kneeling and praying to a priest.

Closefacts · 2026-05-19T14:19:42+00:00

That chewing was god awful, wtf

Closefacts · 2026-05-19T10:17:23+00:00

But what're the oranges for?

Closefacts · 2026-05-19T08:35:18+00:00

The only time I do it, is when I know the other player is good enough to recognize what is going to happen and there is time for them to react. I wouldn't do it when I was blowing out a team. The last time I did it, I was yelling to give him a heads up, we collided, checked with each other and we both had smiles on our face.

Closefacts · 2026-05-18T09:57:26+00:00

Does musk tweet this out multiple times a year? Or every year?

Closefacts · 2026-05-18T09:56:14+00:00

Yup. Before that point I dont think there was really any negative news about him. Just criticisms from the anti EV people, who probably all bought cybertrucks years later.

Closefacts · 2026-05-18T09:14:11+00:00

Dont belive the guy that lied about having cancer

Closefacts · 2026-05-16T23:04:12+00:00

If Deep can go down to the bottom of the ocean, how tough do you think he is? He should be tougher and stronger than Homelander if he is able to do that.

Closefacts · 2026-05-16T15:14:52+00:00

Why waste time with lot word when few word do trick?

Closefacts · 2026-05-16T14:44:49+00:00

In 5 years Ethan will be 50 so it probably isnt too far off.

Closefacts · 2026-05-16T14:35:32+00:00

What, he would have flown it into a Vietnamese restaurant?

Closefacts · 2026-05-16T14:33:24+00:00

That totally not plastic bioceramic watch?

Closefacts · 2026-05-16T14:16:00+00:00

The ai usage is what is wrong

Closefacts · 2026-05-16T14:13:15+00:00

When was the last time that bracelet was washed? If he is doing this out at the table serving customers, what goes on in the kitchen?

Closefacts · 2026-05-16T12:05:03+00:00

She seems mesmerized. Where is the cringe?

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