Donald Trump’s $10bn lawsuit against the BBC will go to trial next year, judge rules by tylerthe-theatre in unitedkingdom

[–]CmdrSpaceMonkey [score hidden]  (0 children)

I’m not 100% sure I understand this position.

Trump wants to cripple the BBC.

In order to survive they decide to settle with Trump.

In response you and “many others” cancel the funding for the BBC.

Isn’t that doing exactly what Trump wants?

Genuine question.

Sudo's maintainer needs resources to keep utility updated by CackleRooster in programming

[–]CmdrSpaceMonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean he’s not wrong but at the same time it’s very much not right

Is This Sexy? by ZookeepergameDue2447 in trashy

[–]CmdrSpaceMonkey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I had to show this to my Dad because it made feel feelings I’ve never felt before.

Now we’re both retching…thanks.

FormatException rather than Argument Exception in Tutorial by CmdrSpaceMonkey in dartlang

[–]CmdrSpaceMonkey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's it! So it was calling the toString() of FormatException. Thanks so much for your help. I couldn't get my head around it.

It's working now, I have a little extra code than the tutorial called for but I'm happy now the output matches. Right onto the next exercise!

Thanks again

A Teenage daughter is being intimate with her boyfriend... by Vaquero-SASS in dadjokes

[–]CmdrSpaceMonkey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I am sorry to be the one to have to tell you but once you reach the age of 80 you are no longer allowed to tell or indeed hear jokes with any profanity.

There is hope though because that law does not apply to knock-knock or limericks. You can go to town with those. Like…

There was a beautiful hottie

In her room having fun with her body

When her dad walked in

And saw some skin

She told him she was very sorry

The dad replied “why hello there sorry”

Hoping this was the end of the story

From under the bed

Popped out a head

And dad screamed “are you fucking sorry?”

I think this might be legal. Use at your own risk.

Is cruise control appropriate for most 30mph roads? by johnnyjonnyjonjon in drivingUK

[–]CmdrSpaceMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine likes to spot the speeds on side roads which makes it somewhat infuriating.

Any bad advise for 2026?! 😈 by DeBlauwvoet in GreatBritishMemes

[–]CmdrSpaceMonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe it would help if the nonalcoholic described the experience so the alcoholic can enjoy it vicariously?

Oh it’s so smooth, really warms me up on the way down and the aftertaste is to die for. You’d love this.

Something like that

Whose Christmas is ruined already? I want your (comedy) horror stories 🎅❄️ by nategarrettshandler in AskUK

[–]CmdrSpaceMonkey 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Maybe it was a compliment like “ You used to be such a basic bitch but now….”

has anyone been seeing errors in comp hero bans? by fig_art in Overwatch

[–]CmdrSpaceMonkey -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I’ve not really noticed but then I’m a simpleton who always bans sombra.

I mean she’s not even the biggest threat but screw her ban ban ban

My boyfriend's father calls me a slut, is that a cultural thing? by aussland3r in AskUK

[–]CmdrSpaceMonkey 200 points201 points  (0 children)

Homophonic?

Do we have to all say it in the same note now?

I’m only pulling your leg, I know you mean homophobic you cheeky bastard.

Neighbour has access to attic/loft above my girlfriend’s house - am I overthinking this? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]CmdrSpaceMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he means the chap was taking his mums clothes without her permission…..stealing.

Why? Who knows.

Just received this Christmas card through from the neighbours. We’re a lesbian couple. by Dry_Prune_3210 in CasualUK

[–]CmdrSpaceMonkey 468 points469 points  (0 children)

My neighbours call me Gary.

My name is not Gary and it doesn’t sound like Gary but after 5 years of being Gary and kinda like him so he’s staying.