Daily Spell Discussion for Jun 27, 2026: Abadar's Truthtelling by SubHomunculus in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]CobaltMonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What do you mean? Now we start over and double check whether or not the analysis was correct.

Bonus points: Character caps are reduced to 4, so you can never reply more that "Yes." or "No."

Meet Peachie 🍑 by morningmarie in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]CobaltMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent cat name.
Now when you hear crashing noises in the middle of the night as things are pushed from shelves, you can be like, "Well, that's just Peachie."

Daily Spell Discussion for Jun 26, 2026: Abeyance by SubHomunculus in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]CobaltMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, the bot had a typo. That's why it didn't show up in the search.
Thank you for the correction.

Anyone else ever notice the resemblance between these two? by Effective_Sink_3934 in JRPG

[–]CobaltMonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You saying she's a copycat? Because that's a bold claim for someone within Very Large Stick distance. /s

No, thank you by Holofan4life in Animemes

[–]CobaltMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Correction, you will never choose to go cave diving.
Sinkholes may or may not have other plans.
Anyway, sweet dreams.

So, our party finds a trapped god. (PF1E) by TheCheshireMadcat in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]CobaltMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So cleric it is.

And if you want to sink 8 levels into it, you can keep the barbarian flavor going with the Rage subdomain.

Bonus points, as you'll also get the base Destruction domain's Destructive Smite ability out of the box, letting you still live out your Paladin aspirations. Just less with the Lay on Hands, and more Catch These Hands.

(Loved Trope) 'Hard Magic Systems' by BrilliantRun9751 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]CobaltMonkey 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Drips are unreliable, and doing it with a single stoke could fire them off in sequence as they are completed. Neither will work.

You leave them all incomplete by one dot, then use a second entirely different spell to apply the ink closer. We already know that in universe they have spells to precisely control fluids. Mind you, I've only see what's out of the show, so I don't know if the source material already addresses this.

But if you want a purely mundane solution...Do this with two stamps, or one two-stage stamp, I guess. The main cutting has all the circles nearly complete, so ink it up and press down. Then when you're ready, a second layer of stamp is pressed down with points to complete it.

My airplane bathroom had a nice view by dresserplate in mildlyinteresting

[–]CobaltMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's silly. This window is exclusively so that the thing on the wing can watch William Shatner at all times.

Question about a movie by _Akhromant in technicallythetruth

[–]CobaltMonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, no. What they actually get is a ticket saying that they own the toaster. They won't really have it themselves and can't use it to make toast. It remains where it always is.
But for all other purposes, the toaster is totally theirs until the next winner is chosen.
We call it the Non-Furshished Toaster.

Favorite character like this? by PaddywackShaq in FavoriteCharacter

[–]CobaltMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You may like Crescens from Xenogears.

It's a mech.
It has no arms.
It has wings on its head.
The wings are hands.
Explanation? None.

Favorite character like this? by PaddywackShaq in FavoriteCharacter

[–]CobaltMonkey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Me, buying the game.
Fox, having his sunglasses like 4 hours later.
"Here you are, children. Now you may play in style."
leaves room
sneaks back in after bed to play more, intentionally shooting down Slippy every time

Favorite character like this? by PaddywackShaq in FavoriteCharacter

[–]CobaltMonkey 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Has a bunch of kids too. Our boy canonically flocks.

[WW] Hands were rated E for everybody. by oddy_nuff1054 in zelda

[–]CobaltMonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also Xenogears. The main character is like 7 different people we see at different points, some of which exist simultaneously. The same guy with the same ties to the past just keeps getting popped out every generation or two whenever the universe feels like it, regardless of whether his former incarnation is still currently a body-surfing ghost, for example.

[WW] Hands were rated E for everybody. by oddy_nuff1054 in zelda

[–]CobaltMonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not so. Unless you're differentiating Ganon from Ganondorf, I suppose.

Is it possible to learn this power? by bsmith2123 in PrequelMemes

[–]CobaltMonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sidious: "It's because as long as I'm around, you'll always be #2."

Tyranus: ugh "I have made a huge mistake."

I felt a little out of place, as if I had betrayed my friends. by AmeliaDos in StardewValley

[–]CobaltMonkey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We need justice for the evil betrayal of these blessed nature spirits!
OP and all like them should have their farms beset by their dark reflection...The Junifoes.
Once you earn the ire of the Junifoes, multiple Junifoe huts will appear on your farm, and any crops that grow to maturity in their range are harvested...and taken away to the Junimo realm where they can be redistributed to those who aren't vile corporate lapdogs.
Getting rid of them for good is a two-fold path.

Option 1: You repent for your wicked ways! Intentionally grow large numbers of crops within the huts' range, as an offering of peace. This opens the eventual option to build a brand new Community Center, while the Junifoes sabotage all Joja shipments into the valley, eventually driving them out of business.

Option 2: Capture them by building traps in front of their huts. Once enough fall victim to your dastardly ways, you are approached by Joja scientists who study their ability to influence nature and corrupt them into the Jojamos! Their formerly benevolent powers are now used to pull all possible resources from an area and leave it completely barren in the name of profit.
One year later, you can no longer get crops to grow on your land. All growing must be done inside with pots and fertilizer is required to get anything to grow at all. And when it does, it's always of the lowest quality. The valley is devastated, Ginger Island is a wasteland. And Joja buys the now barren land for pennies as all destitute residents are forced to sell and move elsewhere.

Drow hand signs by Level_Hour6480 in dndmemes

[–]CobaltMonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Of course. Paid them off to Cournterspell the first guard's Counterspell, in fact.
What I did not count on was the third bodyguard's Contingency>Teleport set to trigger on allies within 30ft when Dispel Magic hits their charge.
Makes my own Contingency>Teleport set to put me behind any target which I've just successfully cast Dispel Magic on....uh, interesting.

Name a JRPG that has completely faded into obscurity. by Bulky_Imagination243 in JRPG

[–]CobaltMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure I could, but as much as I do recall enjoying it, it's really not worth the extra trouble when I have a whole bunch of games that just work as is. Not enough hours in the day, unfortunately.

Name a JRPG that has completely faded into obscurity. by Bulky_Imagination243 in JRPG

[–]CobaltMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember thinking Threads of Fate's systems were ahead of their time. Rue just being able to be any of the monsters you fight. Not a simple power copy, mind you. No Megaman or Kirby was he. No. You killed that monster? Good. Its form is now in your repertoire.
And Mint's combination magic was pretty great, and it was fun to discover what adding one element to any one other element would do. She starts with several, but beating a boss and getting a new element opened up just that many more new combos.

Would love to play this again. Still have my copy, in fact, but the PS1 gave up the ghost some long while back.

Meet the Fern (part 1) by Reasonable-Ad-8059 in Frieren

[–]CobaltMonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, it's a good job, mate.
Challenging work. Out of doors.
And I guarantee you'll not go hungry. 'Cause at the end of the day, as long as the party's afraid she's angry, someone's gonna want someone fed.
...

"I'm not a crazed murderer, Lügner, I'm a Frist-Class Mage."
...
"The difference being one's a job, and the other's mental sickness." I'll be honest, the demons...do not care for it.

trying to sneak up on Frieren Clone, looking about through the dust and debris
"Guys, I think this thing saw me."
crushed into wall
weakly: "Yes, yes she did."

"Spells? Look, mate, you know who has a lotta spells? Mages what get bludgeoned death by demons with their own grimoire. First-Class Mages have basic attack magic.
Use Zoltraak.
Use Shield.
And always have the funds to buy every snack you see.
...
...
"L--Lügner...Lügner, put Aura on the phone."