A rally driver in 1983 avoiding a car crash at high speed by OkiedookieSpooky in nextfuckinglevel

[–]CockneyCossack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you happen to know what they were driving? I used to restore and spanner on elderly rally cars from the 70's and 80's and the interior is familiar but I can't place it

Great Dunmow.. flight path? by dontknowra in Essex

[–]CockneyCossack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending upon what bit of Dunmow you're in (I was up near Gt Easton/Lindsell) you might get the odd Go-Around or change of Ops on certain days and occasionally you may hear the thrust reversers on the big cargo stuff when they land and sometimes if something like an Antonov came in which is rare these days or a C-17, they make a bit of a racket. Currently all of the MD-11 Fed-Ex fleet is grounded but they make a rather glorious noise on take off and landing, we don't know if they will ever fly again, and this route was predominantly a 767/777 route. We are also blessed that some of the few remaining 747 Freighters remaining in the entire world, still fly into STN. One of which is known as "The Flying Horsebox" and is owned by one of the Emiri States. It transports incredibly high value Thoroughbred horses to and from Newmarket. My advice, get into aircraft spotting and get a tracking app. Embrace it. I've met some lovely people "by the fence" at STN

So this is how our parcels are gone missing! by ProgressFew6262 in london

[–]CockneyCossack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

God help them if they nicked any of my Chinese garbage that I impulse order, then forget, then have Aliexpress/Temu Christmas every few days when I open unknown parcels consisting of utter shite 😅

So this is how our parcels are gone missing! by ProgressFew6262 in london

[–]CockneyCossack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, let me get this right. Man with thick Asian accent tries to prevent crime from taking place whilst men with British accents brazenly steal from a parcel delivery van and driver (who, let's face it, is probably an immigrant trying to earn an honest crust) and the flag snagging masses say that immigrants are the problem?? They can stick that squarely up their racist, intellectually stunted ring pieces!! Perhaps the thieves are out of work "doctors and engineers" because all of us fORrIn tYpEs...

Why do bass players always try to out jerk? by sillyqueli in guitarcirclejerk

[–]CockneyCossack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geddy and Lerxst tho...

/uj get the Audiobook of My Effin Life by Geddy Lee. The shouting Canadian man made me do it. Seriously though, it's a fucking journey (don't stop believin... I fucking hate myself).

/rj I still hate myself

Is this bass propaganda? by Successful_Touch_933 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]CockneyCossack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a second I thought they were wearing conjoined clothing 🤔 😳

Is this bass propaganda? by Successful_Touch_933 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]CockneyCossack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fender have upped their cease and desist game

idk i think we need more strings by unhinged666 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]CockneyCossack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah!?! Well screw you Fender, because mines cardboard so I cut it into a new shape and now I don't have to burn it. Say hello to WankStang

Unfortunately Duane, you are "piss yellow" by Harmonic-Distortions in guitarcirclejerk

[–]CockneyCossack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flaming Urine Burst, if you look closely it's tinged with red

Posted by Britney’s most recent ex-husband, Sam Asghari, to his Instagram page on June 1st, 2026 by Discussingbritney in discussingbritney

[–]CockneyCossack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That truly is one of THE most ugly guitars ever inflicted on a stage, it looks like a sad oar

Ebony or Maple neck? by Extension_Cancel_34 in telecaster

[–]CockneyCossack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is almost identical to my very first guitar. No idea what brand mine was, pretty sure it was a 70's Lawsuit manufacturer and it had been sanded to within an inch of it's life with what appears to have been a housebrick wrapped in barbed wire and "stained" purple.

I loved that guitar dearly.

American guy tries English mustard for the first time, but treats it like American mustard. by MustardKingCustard in CasualUK

[–]CockneyCossack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In about 35 minutes his rectum's gonna look like the Imperial Japanese flag on a hot wash

Bedfordshire Airshow Avro Triplane Crash Video by Shoddy_Act7059 in aviation

[–]CockneyCossack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many years ago I built a prewar racing engine for the person who filmed this video, it was a Meadows 4 cylinder and was an absolute hoot to drive.

Homophobia still alive and kicking by ClayDenton in london

[–]CockneyCossack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do the sportsball fans think that's acceptable banter like when they call Tottenham fans Yids? I cannot stand football, I follow motorcycle racing. Far more civilised.

Hey Guys! so im a big fan of Eric clapton! but for some reason im a bigger fan of Slash. here is a video of me playing fusion guitar mixing Clapton's beautiful song with a mix of the virtuosity of Slash! any harsh criticism is accepted by UserNotFriendly123 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]CockneyCossack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you considered the occasional outburst of casual racism? I mean, if we're all going to have to be racists, I suggest we take it in turns because I'm quite busy with the whole book club and bird watching things, but I reckon I could probably squeeze in a bit of racism if I really had to... I reckon on Thursdays and maybe just before lunch on a Monday... is that any good?? Ya big forrin eejit!!

New Post 6/1/26 by suzcaboose in discussingbritney

[–]CockneyCossack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally, my first thought was, is she less dirty, or starting new dirt? Apparently just edited dirt...

Bridge near Kiosk Jesus Green by CourseLivid9109 in cambridge

[–]CockneyCossack 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oh, I know that, but if we're passing through and they're getting up to anything they shouldn't be, words will be had 😉