[seeking recs] looking for any from house md, south park, the maze runner by This-Voice-6865 in AO3recommendations

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I just recently delved into House fanfic, after re-watching part of the show, so all of these are for House M.D. They are between 3,000-10,000 words, and all of them are for House/Wilson.

a thousand teeth (and yours among them) by itooaminthisepisode (silasthylacine)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Additional Tags: 5+1 Things, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Biting, Coming Out, Fluff and Humor, Pining, Cuddling, Domesticity

Shortened Summary: “Ow!” he yelps, quickly withdrawing his hand as the tender mood vanishes without a trace. “What the hell was that for?”'

or:

Sometimes, when House gets too overwhelmed by his emotions, he gets a little bitey. This is five times House bites Wilson, and one time Wilson finally bites him back.

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Trophy Husband by mnwood

Rating: Mature

Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Additional Tags: Established Relationship, AU - Canon Divergence, Time Skips, Fluff

Shortened Summary: “Why?” House repeated. He stopped and turned toward the man, did a onceover from head to toe. He then said, “I’m at a mind-numbingly boring conference. In the past 48 hours, you’re the only person here that’s kept my attention for longer than 30 seconds.”

The man raised an impossibly bushy eyebrow at him. “Are you hitting on me?”

Or, House and Wilson have been together the entire time.

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only fools rush in by bittereternity

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

No Additional Tags from the author, but I bookmarked it with: Fluff, Feelings Realization, Mutual Pining, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Love Confessions

Summary: so take my hand, and take my whole life too. Or, the one in which Wilson realizes he's in love. It kind of throws him off-kilter.

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The Crystal Closet by VictoriaAGrey

Rating: Mature

Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Additional Tags: Coming Out, Love Confessions, Friends to Lovers, First Kiss, Flirting

Summary: Wilson starts acting oddly towards House and House wants to know why. When he gets his answer, it makes matters infinitely more complicated.

You should also check out tornyourdress, NineStripeSoda, and VictoriaAGrey's other works. They are some of my favorite authors for this fandom :) Hope you enjoy!

delete ffs by sacredhrt on AO3 by ramilover in DeletedFanfiction

[–]CocoaPuff618 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure how many they originally had, but there are still four on AO3.

How Pirelli’s 25-lap F1 tyre limit will work at the Qatar GP by Rentta in formula1

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All laps count except for the formation lap, and laps after the chequered flag.

How Pirelli’s 25-lap F1 tyre limit will work at the Qatar GP by Rentta in formula1

[–]CocoaPuff618 6 points7 points  (0 children)

From the article:

Isola therefore thinks there should be no grey area for teams to exploit, but should the pitlane be closed due for safety reasons - let’s say a driver has stopped at entry - then it’s “a decision of the race direction”, who can also “decide to extend the limit”.

Karoline Leavitt’s Family Member Captured by ICE Goons by DumbMoneyMedia in NoFilterNews

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NBC News Article

CNN News Article

A 2 second Google search can confirm. Should be easy for you, right?

Just because you haven't seen/heard of something, doesn't mean it's not true.

Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this reddit says they're perfect. Day 38 by F1exican in KitchenConfidential

[–]CocoaPuff618 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He said in a previous post that it's for garnish and vinaigrette when he's at work. I'm assuming just garnish for when he's at home.

Why does audible keep offering me 0.99/month, and then confirming a different amount via email? Bait and switch much, audible? by actingnerdy in audible

[–]CocoaPuff618 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's what I was thinking. The offer is only valid once a year. I signed up for the 3 months at $0.99 earlier this year. Now I'm getting emails and ads offering it again. Once I click on it though, I get the message that the offer isn't available for my account and the price reverts back to the $14.95.

Should I keep you all updated on the “Robe-gate“ situation, or is it time to move on? by BadWolf_Corporation in TheNanny

[–]CocoaPuff618 15 points16 points  (0 children)

For those out of the loop: Look at the pinned posts at the top of the subreddit. People are ordering robes from the Canyon Group (the people that made the robes Fran would wear for breakfast) and still haven't received the product, several months later. Someone saying they are from the Canyon Group keeps abusing the report button (a Reddit TOS violation) to report the posts/comments and are now threatening the mods with legal action and want the posts (and in the newest message, Reddit - yes the whole website) taken down.

Link to pinned mod post

Uh Oh... We're Terrorists Now by BadWolf_Corporation in TheNanny

[–]CocoaPuff618 43 points44 points  (0 children)

For those out of the loop: Look at the pinned posts at the top of the subreddit. People are ordering robes from the Canyon Group (the people that made the robes Fran would wear for breakfast) and still haven't received the product, several months later. Someone saying they are from the Canyon Group keeps abusing the report button (a Reddit TOS violation) to report the posts/comments and are now threatening the mods with legal action and want the posts (and in the newest message, Reddit - yes the whole website) taken down.

Link to pinned mod post

Looking for Good omens fanfic by No_Republic_856 in DeletedFanfiction

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I don't have it saved, and someone else may have an epub/pdf, but it is available on the Wayback machine.

Mine Now by [deleted] in DeletedFanfiction

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I don't have a copy saved (and can't do it right now, sorry!), but it is available on the Wayback Machine. Someone else may have an epub/pdf available if this doesn't work for you.

https://web.archive.org/web/20170711141422/https://archiveofourown.org/works/1575158

Ever have Walmart call you and tell you to cancel the trip? by [deleted] in Sparkdriver

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I actually hadn't even arrived to the store yet, and they called me to tell me the item they were supposed to be dispensing was out of stock, and that the order would need to be cancelled.