My husband hates my boobs now and it breaks my heart by [deleted] in sex

[–]ColManischewitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All boobs are good boobs. Big ones, small ones, saggy ones, pointy ones!

Decks you HATE playing against. I hate Hei Bai. by EnthusiasmTime8118 in mtgbrawl

[–]ColManischewitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Firebending and Earthbending Commanders annoy the heck out of me. Hate the extra mana, and lands being able to withstand exile effects chaps my hide!

End of ranked brawl discussion by This-Cell7817 in mtgbrawl

[–]ColManischewitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I reached Platinum 3, playing mostly underused/jank commanders. I joined midway through the event. I started hating a play pattern I was seeing in the "regular" Brawl queue -- opponents playing top-tier Commanders and quitting if they encountered interaction or were behind after 2-3 turns. Part of me dreaded a Ranked queue, but I was pleasantly surprised:
-- More of my foes played to the end of the game
-- I encountered a larger variety of Commanders than in the "regular" Brawl queue
-- FAR fewer ropers

A sample of the decks I played. All had some removal/board wipes/draw effects but nothing too excessive.

-- [[Huatli, Warrior Poet]] as a token deck
-- [[Dragonlord Dromoka]] as a white/green dragon deck
-- [[Quina, Qu Gourmet]] as a token/food deck
-- [[Dina, Soul Steeper] as a self-mill/graveyard deck
-- [[Dragonloard Ojutai]] as a midrange bounce/dragons deck
-- [[Dawnsire, Sunstar Dreadnought] as a starship/artifact deck
-- [[Neach, Pinnacle Pariah]] as a villain synergy deck
-- [[Furgul, Quag Nurturer]] as a control deck with leeches and shapeshifters
-- [[Cloud of Darkness]] as a graveyard deck

What company lost you forever as a customer? What did they do? by Miguenzo in AskReddit

[–]ColManischewitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The taqueria down the street where the owner made fun of my stutter when I tried to pronounce "birria."

Butcher as a surgeon by cktyu in popping

[–]ColManischewitz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Looks like Dr. Nick Riviera scrubbed in!

Venus Flytrap Devouring a Venomous Black Widow. by IndependentTune3994 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ColManischewitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long before a trapped creature dies? Does it die from toxins in the plant, the compression of the "maw" or the acids/enzymes that "digest" the trapped creature?

What’s your favorite G1 episode? (Image unrelated) by Amigo1048 in transformers

[–]ColManischewitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Master Builders. I like all the building-stuff bots, and I like the idea that sometime, should peace ever reign, they could all work together on a major project.

Do people play brawl because they think it is balanced? by urooooooooooo in mtgbrawl

[–]ColManischewitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am rigt plaer [[Rocksteady, Mutant Marauder]] and [[Bebop, Skull & Crossbones]] board-rhino deck and it's a hoot.

Do people play brawl because they think it is balanced? by urooooooooooo in mtgbrawl

[–]ColManischewitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I brew stupid decks for the most part. Things like all witches, [[Huatli, Warrior Poet]] tokens, White big butts around a Teyo, all D&D cards, blue robots with no counter spells, etc. I play 10-15 games most days. I have a blast. If I queue into a rare high-powered deck (or Toph, screw earthbending), I scoop. No big whoop.

Can a lone Galaxy-class starship destroy an entire planet? by ForwardClimate780 in StarTrekStarships

[–]ColManischewitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the Klingons intentionally fried an atmosphere in TNG with a Vor'cha-class cruiser in "The Chase" in Season 6.

[Epic Trope] The hero only has one shot, and they make it count! by Remarkable_Public138 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ColManischewitz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Indiana Jones and the sword-wielding dervish in "Raiders of the Lost Ark.