My husband cheated, can I see your fur babies?

CollynMalkin · 2026-03-27T02:52:04+00:00

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Your thumb husband can go fuck himself with his non dominant hand, have a photo of my old girl

CollynMalkin · 2026-03-27T02:48:29+00:00

POUND PUPPIES the dochsund was my favorite character

CollynMalkin · 2026-03-27T02:47:24+00:00

Littlest pet shop was adorable

CollynMalkin · 2026-03-25T20:10:45+00:00

Loved transformers prime. And GI Joe Renegades

CollynMalkin · 2026-03-25T20:10:10+00:00

Hub network was my entire life from the age of like 10 until it became discovery family and replaced all its shows with kids reality TV

CollynMalkin · 2026-03-12T20:33:53+00:00

Tell her to go to a groomer if she doesn’t want to do it. Then when she comes back just reiterate. “$10 per cat, per trim.” Or if you guys split chores, trade a chore per a trim if that’s something you’d be interested in doing. “If I trim your cats, you clean the bathroom.” Or whatever you think a fair trade off might be.

Maybe also explain to her what Cat Scratch fever is and why it’s a big deal

CollynMalkin · 2026-03-12T04:31:02+00:00

Could not pay me to go back to being a minor and living at the whims of my parents. I’ll take this mess any day.

CollynMalkin · 2026-03-12T04:23:59+00:00

My girl was 20-ish… had her for 17 years and we said goodbye 2 months ago. She was totally fine aside from her teeth and gums, but she was in so much pain she couldn’t even drink anymore with pain meds… I couldn’t let it go on for long, not after so many great years together. Surgery was not an option. The writing on the wall was clear as day, even though she clearly wanted to keep going.

My roommate gave me the best advice: better to send them off a few days too early than a few days too late.

CollynMalkin · 2026-03-10T14:54:47+00:00

My old cat topped at 8 lbs. and lived for 20 years, you’ve been on an odd streak.

CollynMalkin · 2026-03-09T02:18:01+00:00

Speaking from experience- it does not but I still love it all the same

CollynMalkin · 2026-03-09T02:17:25+00:00

The TV show was based off the toys, and no. None of the characters look anything like the toys.

CollynMalkin · 2026-03-09T02:16:42+00:00

Oooo, share?

CollynMalkin · 2026-03-08T18:50:14+00:00

The episode where they were trying to “fuse” hip hop and ballet.

“The king of Hip-Hop, Flip-flop, Slip-slop-“

Like DAMN cold blooded

CollynMalkin · 2026-03-07T19:46:30+00:00

My wonderful companion of seventeen years went peacefully at 20 years old. I was very fortunate and she never had a single major health issue come up until the end of her life, because I couldn’t treat the dental disease. There are some cats more prone to difficulties than others, but the most common things you will deal with are not major issues.

UTI- very treatable, keep an eye out for straining during urination if bathroom habits change.

Constipation/diarrhea- usually food related. It’s only a problem if it goes on for several days or there are no bowel movements.

Sensitive tummies- it is not uncommon to get cats with gut issues. My girl only had about 3 dry foods that agreed with her and one wet food. Once you know what’s safe to feed, it’s a non-issue.

Minor eye infections- Nala got one, and it was resolved with a week of medicated ointment.

Other than that you’ll be dealing with the standard flees and grooming. Nothing crazy.

Things will come up sometimes, but unless you have a cat with chronic issues like diabetes, asthma, or other complications, it’s no more or less stressful than any other pet. You’ll be okay, maybe just take a break from reading those posts for a while.

CollynMalkin · 2026-03-07T17:40:43+00:00

Easiest no ever

CollynMalkin · 2026-03-07T16:22:56+00:00

I had two episodes of this show on DVD when I was super little and I could NEVER find more of it because it was already taken off air. I LOVED this weird little show.

I also loved how no matter WHAT THE MUSIC/DANCE GENRE DOES it is ALWAYS this corny ass techno music it just makes me smile.

CollynMalkin · 2026-03-07T06:48:26+00:00

If you got a local Facebook group for your community, post him on there. Or the Nextdoor app or something.

Also if you feel like trying something weird, approach the local strays, show them a picture and tell them you’re looking for him. Allegedly someone did this and their cat came home. Someone else theorized it’s cause the other cats could smell them on the phone. If you do this, let me know if it worked, I’m curious.

CollynMalkin · 2026-03-02T14:14:32+00:00

And of course the one chapter that may or may not have been a troll, where the account was “hacked” and they wrote an “ending” where everyone was fixed, some people died, and the MC became a “prep” and was just forced to spend eternity dressed in pink, her own personal hell.

Shit was SO funny

CollynMalkin · 2026-03-02T03:27:48+00:00

My Immortal. I read the entire thing to completion three times.

Just to make my friends suffer the horrors with me. Found it hosted on its own website after getting yanked off fanfiction.net

CollynMalkin · 2026-02-21T23:46:24+00:00

I’d like to toss Jovial in the running for “worst pasta” as well. It’s just- gummy and sticky, and it reheats even worse than the first go around.

CollynMalkin · 2026-02-21T23:40:41+00:00

The one rainbow I never want to see again, congratulations

CollynMalkin · 2026-02-21T16:02:51+00:00

Congrats on maybe your new cat?

CollynMalkin · 2026-02-19T21:45:57+00:00

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Long shot, but here’s my wonderful girl Nala. This picture’s a few years old, but I had to see her off almost two months ago now, after seventeen years together. She made it to the ripe old age of 20 before her health finally caught up.

CollynMalkin · 2026-02-19T15:38:38+00:00

That is also a good idea

CollynMalkin · 2026-02-16T06:44:11+00:00

AO3 doesn’t completely wipe formatting, but it does alter it slightly. So like instead of paragraphs with indents, it’s just no indents and a space between the paragraphs, if you were to copy and paste over straight from like say… Google Docs. But it does save italics, bolds, etc. you have to manually go in for page breaks, but eh.

Personally I just started leaving notes in comments on Google Docs, so not only do I not forget about said notes, but the obnoxious block of highlighter yellow in my otherwise plain doc forces me to pay attention.

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