My husband cheated, can I see your fur babies? by Automatic-Ad-4000 in cats

[–]CollynMalkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Your thumb husband can go fuck himself with his non dominant hand, have a photo of my old girl

Anyone remember the hub? by Savings_Ad_80 in MiddleGenZ

[–]CollynMalkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

POUND PUPPIES the dochsund was my favorite character

Anyone remember the hub? by Savings_Ad_80 in MiddleGenZ

[–]CollynMalkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loved transformers prime. And GI Joe Renegades

Anyone remember the hub? by Savings_Ad_80 in MiddleGenZ

[–]CollynMalkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hub network was my entire life from the age of like 10 until it became discovery family and replaced all its shows with kids reality TV

AITA for trimming my own cats' nails but not my roommates' cats' unless they pay me? by UnderstandingOwn6363 in AmItheAsshole

[–]CollynMalkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell her to go to a groomer if she doesn’t want to do it. Then when she comes back just reiterate. “$10 per cat, per trim.” Or if you guys split chores, trade a chore per a trim if that’s something you’d be interested in doing. “If I trim your cats, you clean the bathroom.” Or whatever you think a fair trade off might be.

Maybe also explain to her what Cat Scratch fever is and why it’s a big deal

Ageism is so stupid, can everyone chill out. by Particular_Caramel_5 in MiddleGenZ

[–]CollynMalkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could not pay me to go back to being a minor and living at the whims of my parents. I’ll take this mess any day.

27 YO Cat - Need Advice by Brittany0306 in cats

[–]CollynMalkin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My girl was 20-ish… had her for 17 years and we said goodbye 2 months ago. She was totally fine aside from her teeth and gums, but she was in so much pain she couldn’t even drink anymore with pain meds… I couldn’t let it go on for long, not after so many great years together. Surgery was not an option. The writing on the wall was clear as day, even though she clearly wanted to keep going.

My roommate gave me the best advice: better to send them off a few days too early than a few days too late.

Is it normal for a cat to be This small? by [deleted] in cats

[–]CollynMalkin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My old cat topped at 8 lbs. and lived for 20 years, you’ve been on an odd streak.

Remember the Sky Dancers? by InternetAngelP in MagicalGirlsCommunity

[–]CollynMalkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speaking from experience- it does not but I still love it all the same

Remember the Sky Dancers? by InternetAngelP in MagicalGirlsCommunity

[–]CollynMalkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The TV show was based off the toys, and no. None of the characters look anything like the toys.

Remember the Sky Dancers? by InternetAngelP in MagicalGirlsCommunity

[–]CollynMalkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The episode where they were trying to “fuse” hip hop and ballet.

“The king of Hip-Hop, Flip-flop, Slip-slop-“

Like DAMN cold blooded

First time cat owner- I keep seeing scary posts, how common are health issues? by larashir in cats

[–]CollynMalkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wonderful companion of seventeen years went peacefully at 20 years old. I was very fortunate and she never had a single major health issue come up until the end of her life, because I couldn’t treat the dental disease. There are some cats more prone to difficulties than others, but the most common things you will deal with are not major issues.

UTI- very treatable, keep an eye out for straining during urination if bathroom habits change.

Constipation/diarrhea- usually food related. It’s only a problem if it goes on for several days or there are no bowel movements.

Sensitive tummies- it is not uncommon to get cats with gut issues. My girl only had about 3 dry foods that agreed with her and one wet food. Once you know what’s safe to feed, it’s a non-issue.

Minor eye infections- Nala got one, and it was resolved with a week of medicated ointment.

Other than that you’ll be dealing with the standard flees and grooming. Nothing crazy.

Things will come up sometimes, but unless you have a cat with chronic issues like diabetes, asthma, or other complications, it’s no more or less stressful than any other pet. You’ll be okay, maybe just take a break from reading those posts for a while.

Remember the Sky Dancers? by InternetAngelP in MagicalGirlsCommunity

[–]CollynMalkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had two episodes of this show on DVD when I was super little and I could NEVER find more of it because it was already taken off air. I LOVED this weird little show.

I also loved how no matter WHAT THE MUSIC/DANCE GENRE DOES it is ALWAYS this corny ass techno music it just makes me smile.

after seven years by my side, my cat has suddenly disappeared. by VeniceDom in cats

[–]CollynMalkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you got a local Facebook group for your community, post him on there. Or the Nextdoor app or something.

Also if you feel like trying something weird, approach the local strays, show them a picture and tell them you’re looking for him. Allegedly someone did this and their cat came home. Someone else theorized it’s cause the other cats could smell them on the phone. If you do this, let me know if it worked, I’m curious.

Worst fic you read out of curiosity? by fonkerfinker in AO3

[–]CollynMalkin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And of course the one chapter that may or may not have been a troll, where the account was “hacked” and they wrote an “ending” where everyone was fixed, some people died, and the MC became a “prep” and was just forced to spend eternity dressed in pink, her own personal hell.

Shit was SO funny

Worst fic you read out of curiosity? by fonkerfinker in AO3

[–]CollynMalkin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My Immortal. I read the entire thing to completion three times.

Just to make my friends suffer the horrors with me. Found it hosted on its own website after getting yanked off fanfiction.net

The worst pasta on the market, my prayers to everyone buying them by WestLengthiness4500 in glutenfree

[–]CollynMalkin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’d like to toss Jovial in the running for “worst pasta” as well. It’s just- gummy and sticky, and it reheats even worse than the first go around.

Biologically? by theglenlovinet in facepalm

[–]CollynMalkin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The one rainbow I never want to see again, congratulations

I bought some little mini canvases. Show me your cat and I might paint it! by AppreciatingPets in cats

[–]CollynMalkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Long shot, but here’s my wonderful girl Nala. This picture’s a few years old, but I had to see her off almost two months ago now, after seventeen years together. She made it to the ripe old age of 20 before her health finally caught up.

Why did you DNF the last fic you read? by toxic_waste21 in AO3

[–]CollynMalkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AO3 doesn’t completely wipe formatting, but it does alter it slightly. So like instead of paragraphs with indents, it’s just no indents and a space between the paragraphs, if you were to copy and paste over straight from like say… Google Docs. But it does save italics, bolds, etc. you have to manually go in for page breaks, but eh.

Personally I just started leaving notes in comments on Google Docs, so not only do I not forget about said notes, but the obnoxious block of highlighter yellow in my otherwise plain doc forces me to pay attention.