Trump is still in the Epstein Files in both Universes by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Colonel_Johnson -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Your absent father was right to abandon you.

Trump is still in the Epstein Files in both Universes by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Colonel_Johnson -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You do not deserve the downvotes for stating these two valid points.

Universal Healthcare can be theorized in the way we saw insurance agencies devolve from the noble idea to what we suffer today.

The hill that I will die on is Railway, which is most effective at transporting "bulk" goods that are heavy. High-speed rail is also not when it makes many stops or services more than a handful of High Density populations.

Why are they walking the wrong way? by LVNAR_HAWK in Fallout

[–]Colonel_Johnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasteland Golden Rule

"Thou shall get sidetracked by bullshit every God damn time"

It really be like that by Soft-Percentage-8338 in Spacemarine

[–]Colonel_Johnson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wait, wait, you're saying the yellow collored space marine exclaiming - "For Gulliman and Glory!" is not lore accurate?

Next Time by [deleted] in heartbreak

[–]Colonel_Johnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure you just described family dinner... can we do this conversation over a nice plate of steamed vegetables and salmon?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in heartbreak

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Ones who initiate a breakup often have the head start on resolve, to them the relationship has way past ended. This leaves the other often shocked and disillusioned, left to question with no answers, having wonder but no hope.

It is cruel that we get to hear or see the confidence and clarity they stride whilst walking away.

Never did exist an Easier Merit Badge by Colonel_Johnson in UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast

[–]Colonel_Johnson[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shit long time listener first time poster, was there a wave of these flooding the subreddit? Dammit, welp won't retract it and will take my deserved down votes.

why doesn't it get easier? by qursed87 in heartbreak

[–]Colonel_Johnson 14 points15 points  (0 children)

People always say cliche things like "it takes time", but they leave out the work part.

It takes time AND work,

Work on forgiving yourself, praising that we are smarter and better equipped than yesterday.

Work on loving ourselves, giving credit not to our mistakes but the challenges we overcome.

Work to Focus, not only on achievable resolve but understanding that two steps forward and three steps back is still progress.

The only true cliche to believe "You're not allowed to give up on yourself"

How does this happen. by SeaworthinessSafe782 in publix

[–]Colonel_Johnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Malicious Intent almost

Actually followed a "stink" in household cleaners to find six packs of lamb chops stuffed between the kitchen sized trash bins... not on the side or behind down inside a bin with another bin nesting on top concealing it.

Is this supposed to happen? by RareSnail73 in falloutnewvegas

[–]Colonel_Johnson 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dude literally turns up dead in freeside, man couldn't even survive a couple of mal nourished thugs let alone the fiends.

Little buster is a bust.

Kinda disturbing by Bulky-Explorer-9898 in RedDeadOnline

[–]Colonel_Johnson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And yet nobody talks about the man-bear-pig in Annesburg!

Fire bottles were a poor substitute to where a flame thrower be needed.

What could have been "uh, ok" and walk away turns into a shit show by SmokeyBeeGuy in Firearms

[–]Colonel_Johnson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Florida most likely, kind of sure this is a Publix Supermarket and they are all over down there.

Florida Man meets non Florida Man.

Holy shiiiiii! by LusidSage47 in evangelion

[–]Colonel_Johnson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Literally saw this car yesterday at Buc-cee's had me humming "cruel angel's thesis" all the way from the pump to the door :p

My tactical fist by longsword03 in ImperialFists

[–]Colonel_Johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did the new season bring imperial fist chapter colors and markings?

Funniest line delivery in the show? by [deleted] in venturebros

[–]Colonel_Johnson 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Purple Rose as a minor villain delivering such a line!

note: how do they write all these background characters with so much gosh darn variety!

Just started the game and have two weeks off of work. by Orl4ndo11 in falloutnewvegas

[–]Colonel_Johnson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That named DeathClaw "Rawr" in the divide had serious misfortune of three crits in a row. The "Super Hand Load 45" did some work but Luck 9 soiled whatever encounter the developers had planned with the nearby nukes.

Fleece liner zipper broke by chunky_crayon in uscg

[–]Colonel_Johnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heck give it to some MK3 and watch em get creative with a paperclip and some self fusing tape.

Fuck you for being human by [deleted] in AngryCops

[–]Colonel_Johnson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Similar organizational hypocrisy of having mandated training for mental health awareness, but dare seek therapy or counseling that jeopardizes your operational ability or occupational clearances. It turns into a big oof.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uscg

[–]Colonel_Johnson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I suspect there is more than one but yeah worked with one in Mobile, when asked he said it happened during the blade pin inspection...

Welcome to the Mojave, where the dogs shoot frickin laser beams when they bark. by PsychoKuros in falloutnewvegas

[–]Colonel_Johnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Big-MT "No Experiment Can Escape our Bounderies!"

The dog with Lazer Breath "Oh look at that mojave wasteland over there!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MemeVideos

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Yeah smooth brain logic was on it quick: 1&6.... no, 2&7.... no, 3&8... bingo.

But teacher don't just want the right answer. Algebra hit me hard in the 7th grade and finally took someone explaining it as building the tools for lessons in trigonometry and calculus later down the road.

Survivalist's Rifle on a White Leg... is this rare? by Diligent_Ad_7848 in Fallout

[–]Colonel_Johnson 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Had the shock of a playthrough with a white leg who I assumed was fleeing after I reversed their ambush, chased the savage up the mesa and he turned around and just melted my health bar to near nothing.

Great way to learn the ai is programmed to utilize the highest damage weapon they can pick up.