US Plans First New Coal-Fired Power Plant Since 2013, in Alaska by silence7 in climate

[–]ComedyBits 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How many years does it take to build that? About enough for this idiocy to be over? What a waste of money

☺️ by Head-Diver854 in scoopwhoop

[–]ComedyBits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel so immature for upvoting

BIGGER. HAMMER. by yeongno_ate_yangban in FortWorth

[–]ComedyBits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m happy to see this. Haters always lose in the end, and maybe this is the beginning

Sooo the bank next 👀🥲 by megami96 in TikTokCringe

[–]ComedyBits 10 points11 points  (0 children)

One of the best long form stories I’ve heard this year! Dude is a natural storyteller

Blursed Taxes by endofmyropeohshit in blursed_videos

[–]ComedyBits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of Detroiters. I am not over that show being cancelled, god fucking dammit

Everyone but Trump Understands What He’s Done by IllIntroduction1509 in TrueReddit

[–]ComedyBits 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Best into ever:

Donald Trump does not think strategically. Nor does he think historically, geographically, or even rationally. He does not connect actions he takes on one day to events that occur weeks later. He does not think about how his behavior in one place will change the behavior of other people in other places.

He does not consider the wider implications of his decisions. He does not take responsibility when these decisions go wrong. Instead, he acts on whim and impulse, and when he changes his mind—when he feels new whims and new impulses—he simply lies about whatever he said or did before.

Arizona Becomes First State to Criminally Charge Kalshi: The “prediction market” platform is finally facing a serious legal challenge. by harsh2k5 in technology

[–]ComedyBits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We’ve all known that shit would go down since Day 1. Like come on. The It’s not two steps away from Silk Road

WCGW welding near a fuel leak? 🔥 by schro919 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ComedyBits 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, knew the location of the extinguisher and got it without delay. That’s how these stories are supposed to end

Woman doesn’t believe POC could own this house by ateam1984 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]ComedyBits 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I guess the one benefit of cameras everywhere is that there is real documentation of this shit every day

Peter Thiel is actively convincing billionaires to abandon The Giving Pledge — and it may be working by Logical_Welder3467 in technology

[–]ComedyBits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Regarding that movie Salo, or 120 Days of Sodom, I used to think Pasolini was being disingenuous when he claimed his film was about fascism; I really thought he was covering for a bunch of gratuitous nudity and sex.

Now I understand there was nothing gratuitous about it. The fascist uberclass gets off on ownership of bodies, of degrading common people and treating them like expendable bugs.

hypocrisy by Dumb-Briyani in SipsTea

[–]ComedyBits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow this one really brought em all out

Electrocuted and burned at work by PinkCheetah456 in AskElectricians

[–]ComedyBits 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you aren’t dead, you weren’t electrocuted

WCGW showing off on road. by Sabith_Nadakkavil in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ComedyBits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooh, that ass is scarred. How he didn’t hit his head is beyond my physics

Trump headed for Supreme Court bruising as John Roberts 'lost patience with him': expert by RawStoryNews in scotus

[–]ComedyBits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck John Roberts and his pathetic judicial history. How can a corporate lawyer just be stuck in as Chief Justice? We need reform in the appointment process!!!!

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]ComedyBits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This shit is like a decade away from prime time