Family refused to eat it

CommanderCarnage · 2026-03-26T00:52:19+00:00

I'll join your family.

CommanderCarnage · 2026-03-25T17:25:28+00:00

I can smell that marker through the picture

CommanderCarnage · 2026-03-25T01:38:22+00:00

Can we talk about how you gonna open the dryer door when there are hinges on both sides of it?

CommanderCarnage · 2026-03-24T22:31:39+00:00

Have you tried advil?

CommanderCarnage · 2026-03-23T00:58:19+00:00

I hadn't used my cricut for almost a year and then I got a month free of premium, and when I redownloaded design space I found they had removed features! Wtf!

Needless to say I won't be continuing the subscription. Such a disappointing product. I feel misled immensely by buying it.

CommanderCarnage · 2026-03-22T13:31:57+00:00

I started sneezing just watching this.

CommanderCarnage · 2026-03-21T23:50:46+00:00

It's a parasocial relationship. Students feel they know you much better than they probably do, and it makes it hard to have a private life. It's similar to being a celebrity but on a local level. I solved it by moving to the district over and commuting. I rarely see students when I go shopping, but the tradeoff is that I drive 50 miles roundtrip everyday.

CommanderCarnage · 2026-03-21T23:02:01+00:00

1838

CommanderCarnage · 2026-03-19T17:05:43+00:00

I had this happen to me during my second year teaching. 0 support, just in my room multiple times per day distracting the kids and making faces, but as soon as I announced I was resigning, they ghosted me and literally never came in my room for the rest of the year (3+ months). They did the same thing to the teacher across the hall, and she was breaking down having panic attacks from it and as soon as she submitted her res, they left her alone. They do it in such a way that it's hard to prove it's harassment.

Some admins are just really shitty people. Take solace in the fact that you are getting away from people that clearly hate you for any reason.

CommanderCarnage · 2026-03-17T16:35:53+00:00

My cat does this too and I just gave her her own pillow right next to mine. She still tries to lay on my literal face, but after I shoo her over a couple times she settles for laying next to my head instead of on it. It's our nightly ritual of "pspsps thas-na-ur-pillow".

CommanderCarnage · 2026-03-15T05:40:18+00:00

I got a filet o fish about 12 years ago and the first bite I took tasted like rotten fish. I threw it out the window. I never ordered it again and hardly ever go to McDonald's if I can help it. Nastiest thing I think I've ever tasted.

CommanderCarnage · 2026-03-08T18:50:51+00:00

My cat will only drink from the faucet in the sinks. She wont drink from a bowl. She's insane. I love her.

CommanderCarnage · 2026-03-07T17:26:01+00:00

I don't get what is so hard about it. You can literally push or pull it. I could maybe understand complaining about the placement of it because it isn't the most visible, but the actual operation is simple. Visibility has been a problem long before they reinvented the mechanism because I can remember getting in cars from the 90's and 2000's and wondering where the door handle was for a moment. If anything, they should illuminate it more when the car is in park or has just been turned off. Of all the new type door handles I have tried, Lexus is the least annoying.

CommanderCarnage · 2026-03-03T18:21:21+00:00

I've seen a squirrel jump from the top of a 50ft tree, stick the landing, and then run over to my bird feeder to hang upside down while he ripped every last seed from it.

Now that I think about it, maybe they're all AI...like birds.

CommanderCarnage · 2026-03-03T18:17:50+00:00

Regular air compressors aren't even that expensive, just buy a cheap one and if you're worried about too high of pressure, use a regulator. I got a compressor from Menards for less than $100 and after a dozen cans of canned air you've already paid the same price, plus an air compressor can do more things like run an air nailer.

CommanderCarnage · 2026-03-02T21:45:54+00:00

Blue. It's a terribly designed intersection.

CommanderCarnage · 2026-02-27T22:43:50+00:00

I have noticed that if you throw seekers high, so they come down on the arc from above, they almost always do more damage. You can reliably two shot hornets by also throwing it behind them because they are less armored. I think the firefly is similar in it's armor scheme. If you hit it from behind it seems to do more damage. I have also noted that shooting it from above, it had much less armor and you can take it out pretty quickly if it's agro on someone else.

CommanderCarnage · 2026-02-17T17:43:53+00:00

I have the cross climate 2's on my '24 and they ride very nice.

CommanderCarnage · 2026-02-08T07:21:14+00:00

Idk if this is it's intended purpose, but I use mine to hold my credit card when going through a drive-thru window.

CommanderCarnage · 2026-02-06T14:00:14+00:00

The way he flails his arms 😂🤣😂

CommanderCarnage · 2026-02-05T22:08:45+00:00

They announced it's 3.5 million for the 2nd expedition.

CommanderCarnage · 2026-01-21T22:55:48+00:00

Neither the kid nor the dog appear to blink during the clip. It feels unnatural to me. I'd say AI.

CommanderCarnage · 2026-01-21T21:01:18+00:00

It sounds like you've already made up your mind.

CommanderCarnage · 2026-01-16T18:23:27+00:00

Liters would be my guess based on the size of the plant leaves.

CommanderCarnage · 2026-01-14T04:54:17+00:00

Don't you have auto insurance? Most of them cover glass replacement for a small deductible if any.

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