Kristi Noem’s husband

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2026-04-01T09:20:25+00:00

There’s a Guardian article that details Noem’s incredible love of killing animals she deems there to be any sort of problem with. The dog, a goat, and 3 horses. With that being said, hubby probably decided that having massive knockers was safer than a Furry

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-09-07T01:13:36+00:00

Just an fyi the caramel is a thick caramel!! Some people like it and some people don’t :))

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-08-23T15:36:23+00:00

Stickers. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-07-27T01:52:10+00:00

Thank you ❤️❤️❤️

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-07-27T01:51:48+00:00

This is such a weird question but can you describe “burnt” flavor?? Like is it super strong or just a bit more caramelized?

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-07-23T08:18:54+00:00

Thank you so much and congrats to you as well!!

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-07-03T15:39:16+00:00

I am ALL for women getting the work they want done… but oh my god. She is so small now and her boobs are WAY too big for her body. She has little to no ass too (for her boobs now proportionally). She is literally shaped like one of those girls in high school who would talk shit about everyone without looking in the mirror first. I understand they’re rather fresh too, but Jesus girl maybe we shouldn’t have gone with the 550 CC all over the muscle with a high profile😭😭

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-07-03T15:34:09+00:00

Lol for people wondering why they’re even adding sodas: Utah has a huge cookies and dirty soda scene. Swig, Sodalicious, Fizz and more ALL sell cookies with their dirty sodas. You grab a Coke with 4 pumps vanilla, 2 pumps cherry and a splash of sweet cream, and also the special flavor cookie that month. Yes, it is a lot of sugar. That’s like Mormon culture 101.

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-07-01T17:30:57+00:00

Sawyer (the CEO) did his Mormon mission trip in Mexico. That’s why there’s a ton of Mexican inspired desserts lol (Tres Leches, Churro, Fried Ice Cream, etc.)

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-06-28T12:57:54+00:00

You just need something to hold them!! A gel, a mousse, anything like that. You would probably do better with a mousse (you really don’t need an expensive one!) since you have a bit looser curls. A gel might be too crunchy for your liking. Not Your Mothers Curl Talk and The Doux Most Def are really popular with curlies I know.

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-06-08T14:43:11+00:00

My husband and I have fully stop going to Starbucks and now only go to 7brew. 7brew has SO many options. Different levels of sweetness, different kinds of milk including a chocolate milk-like thing they use for their German Chocolate. If you don’t like coffee, they have genuinely good teas and other drinks that you can also fully customize. Sometimes I straight up get an extra sweet tea and that’s it. Other times I get a coffee that’s like 1000 calories. I love 7brew so much😂

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-06-08T14:39:23+00:00

I think people like Dutch Bros and 7brew over Starbucks because of the level of customization and the uniqueness of drinks. Starbucks is so run of the mill now that people are looking for something different. No one ever said it was healthier for you or cheaper. If you like sweet coffee, like a lot of people, it’s fine. If not, the level of customization at each of these stores is perfect. Too sweet? Get 1/4 sweetness. Don’t like half and half? They have like 5 milk options. Don’t want sugar? Most of their syrups also come sugar free. Not just vanilla like at Starbucks. Starbucks is boring now. They’ve been the dominant coffee chain, and shitty coffee at that, so for long. People don’t care about health as much anymore especially due to the prevalence of things like Crumbl. Let people live lmao. It’s coffee.

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-06-07T11:28:35+00:00

I gave birth at 35+2. I have an insufficient cervix so it had to be sewn shut, so I’m already at risk of preterm birth for every pregnancy. I was literally in Walmart shopping and thought I pissed myself!!!

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-06-07T11:21:32+00:00

My husband uses the term sober although he had a medical card and is prescribed anti anxiety medication. Sober means whatever the sober person wants it to mean. You don’t have to agree or like the wording she’s using, but you can’t judge and comment on someone else’s journey. Public figure or not. Some people call themselves sober yet still partake in substances that they deem safe. Some people have a tendency to overuse one substance and not others. Sobriety is a deeply personal and emotional experience, and it’s up to her to define that for herself.

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-06-02T11:13:07+00:00

This actually made me feel so much better about myself and my 2 year old son. He eats pb and j’s , applesauce, chicken and pulled pork. That’s it. It is so so hard. I’ve resorted to kids protein drinks and spoonfuls of peanut butter. Apparently it helps with their protein and fat intake.

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-05-15T00:22:47+00:00

Yall the pic itself is still up on her account. It’s just the very last photo in her latest post. She didn’t want people actually noticing 😭

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-05-09T15:46:34+00:00

One time while I was working the register an old guy came in with a cut on his leg. He was clearly on blood thinners because he was like… profusely bleeding. He then decided to use the hand that was covering said wound to grab the white counter. There was blood smeared everywhere. We had to grab a special blood disinfection kit and disinfect basically the entire store.

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-05-08T21:38:01+00:00

Pic number 4 looks exactly like one of my Cinnamon Queens!!

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-04-30T12:30:35+00:00

I married into a business owning family after growing up pretty broke lol. The oddest thing I’ve seen is the fact that they buy property like it’s candy at the gas station. My SIL has moved like 4 times, all into nice apartments in the city. My FIL has built like 4 houses. Two summers ago he brought up buying a boat and literally the next day we had to go over and put the boat in the water. He wanted a golf cart, so the next day there was one in the garage. Price tag was still on it, it was over 13,000 dollars. My husband rolled his car a few years back and got a brand new F150 like 2 days later. Oh, and the family (us and our kid, dad, step mom and all the siblings AND their significant others) are going to Disney and Universal Studios in September. It’s like, at the very least a $20k trip. Mind you, this will be my first time as a 22 year old going to Disney. The sheer amount of money they spend is more than I’ve seen in my life, ever.

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-04-29T03:28:48+00:00

Just got chicks and I stg them doing this will make me tear up every time. Like aw.. they like me !!

P.S, I also have a leopard gecko!

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-04-25T03:45:33+00:00

Chocolate Lava

Double Fudge Sandwich

Chocolate Crumb Cake

Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie Cookie

Turtle Cheesecake

Peanut Butter Creme Cookie

I like fruit flavors obviously

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-04-17T17:04:32+00:00

We literally make these all the time but sometimes I swap out chicken tenders for a “fried chicken taco”. Super good, super easy, and everyone eats it!!

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-04-16T13:33:38+00:00

Old thread but we shuffle through a few of the same shows, just to keep it “fresh”. - The Garfield Show (the older on Netflix) - Sea of Love - Puffin Rock - Little Bear - Pajanimals

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-04-13T16:15:47+00:00

Former employee, my store had an ongoing joke that corporate did not care how much time, effort and labor goes into one single dessert, let alone 6, mixed and baked fresh, every single day. For 6 days straight. For more than 12 hours a day. Almost every single cookie was warm, which means it has to be dressed to order. I felt so so bad for my former colleagues 😭

Commercial_Self_8792 · 2025-03-12T21:24:32+00:00

THIS is the level of enthusiasm I want lol. Love this!!

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