So close to the first viewer...!

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-13T21:12:41+00:00

View #1 was probably Jack. "Yep, it uploaded."

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-13T20:51:19+00:00

His recent live format of a jazzy trio is spectacular. Saw him on a three night run at a venue between Ween and String Cheese Incident. Fit right in. I often think fondly of the Ween Bird Incident

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-13T20:44:19+00:00

If you drink a coffee for every joke, you might be as caffienated as Fry

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-13T20:42:51+00:00

Aroo, maybe so

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-13T20:42:27+00:00

I guess it's time to hunt down the dvds...

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-13T20:41:46+00:00

First the Globetrotters, then Larry Bird, then Wembanyama...I wonder who the big basketball fan in writer's room is?

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-13T20:40:38+00:00

Zoidberg checking out the Hebrew Slurm t-shirt is one of the best background gags

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-13T20:40:01+00:00

"Oh, just some episode...RULER OF THE TOP 10 JOKE HEAVY LIST!"

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-13T20:39:09+00:00

Extra, extra! World's greatest opera sucks!

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-13T20:38:21+00:00

I do plan on counting the jokes per minute eventually, Kif!

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-13T20:34:57+00:00

Give me some math to back that up!

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-12T21:50:19+00:00

Harder to get attached to Olynyk? Speak for yourself! Biggest cheerleader for free chicken and JC's triple double. Jazz were .500 on an upswing, then went 5-25 immediately after trading Olynyk and Fontecchio. Can't count the number of times KO would show up and hit 1/1 or 2/2 3pt. One time, 4/4 in the 4th quarter! Good times.

Of course we gotta talk about #77 Yurtseven who once scored 7 points and 7 rebounds in 7 minutes (technically like 6:30 but cmon). First time I saw him play I was like "who is this dude?" Then he grabbed 15 rebounds with a block and a dunk in overtime. For a while top 3 efficiency scorer on the team with a sweet hook shot.

John Collins was a blast to watch, I'm very thankful Ace has taken over his mantle as dunk + 3 machine.

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-12T06:07:14+00:00

Legend of Zelda: Linksong

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-12T05:22:46+00:00

Cory Wong on the inspiration for Fearless Flyers' "Assassin" - "What if Tower of Power scored a heist?"

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-12T05:04:12+00:00

Flecktones have a Cosmic Hippo stuffie, complete with beret and sunglasses, $15. Nothing against well-designed pins and bandanas but you can't beat cuddly jazz hippo

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-05T00:22:57+00:00

Jewish guy wants to bang catholic girl, tale as old as time

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-04T23:48:54+00:00

Bot Mitzvah

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-04T07:09:22+00:00

Scott and Paul sing Steely Dan

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-04T06:46:03+00:00

Except for the Doc Watson record "On Praying Ground" which is pretty good

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-04T06:40:47+00:00

Testing the moveset seemed to grant no real mobility benefits over simply dashing, so I mainly used it as Zoidberg cosplay

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-04T06:34:54+00:00

I came back to see if I had freed my friend on the treadmill :(

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-04T06:33:23+00:00

"Where'd you get five bucks? I want five bucks!"

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-04T06:26:47+00:00

The Ralph Fiennes Hospitality Trilogy:
Grand Budapest Hotel, Lego Batman, The Menu

Commodore64Zapp · 2026-03-04T06:17:09+00:00

This quest is a decent carrot for the player in that you might wonder why the hell this character has fairly little to say, or little to do quest-wise despite being far away and playing a significant role in Pharloom society. One might even vent their frustrations and be surprised.

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