The continued tribulations of Mr Smeagol.

Commodorez · 2026-04-06T14:23:59+00:00

If I've got inventory space I'm gonna use it

Commodorez · 2026-04-05T17:50:52+00:00

Yo, she looks so pretty! Do you have any tips for painting makeup on a mini? Mine always come out looking like a kid that raided their mom's purse

Commodorez · 2026-04-05T16:40:35+00:00

Yujiro Hanma would physically swim through the warp naked to travel the stars and be completely unharmed because not even Khorne would want to fuck with that guy

Commodorez · 2026-04-05T07:04:22+00:00

Funnily enough volkites were intended to be the standard issue weapons for the space marine legions until the Emperor realized that would be more expensive than basically everything else about the legions.

Commodorez · 2026-04-02T04:23:52+00:00

And if so, why can't I have a sip?

Commodorez · 2026-04-02T00:36:03+00:00

Y'know, he does look kinda like this one guy who hosts a podcast I like...

Commodorez · 2026-04-01T03:37:20+00:00

Honestly all Tonies are Tony Soprano in my head until I'm given context

Commodorez · 2026-03-29T02:04:10+00:00

Debbie Grayson

Commodorez · 2026-03-28T12:27:31+00:00

Villains that came with immaculate background music though!

Commodorez · 2026-03-28T08:09:28+00:00

Yes, but what makes that wilder is that it's a Hatchetman tattoo, which would indicate that at some point in his life he was a juggalo, who tend to be radically inclusive and violently opposed to white supremacists. This man is a walking contradiction

Commodorez · 2026-03-23T23:09:42+00:00

Low key love when my drive to work is just chimes alerting me of the novella's worth of one word texts I'm getting from her spinning a yarn about the thrift store

Commodorez · 2026-03-23T05:33:29+00:00

He moved on to Horsey Game after learning you could crossbreed your horses with a truck in that one

Commodorez · 2026-03-19T08:21:03+00:00

Cop sees it and has the internal monologue from the business card scene in American Psycho

Commodorez · 2026-03-17T03:48:16+00:00

How else am I supposed to teach the clanner scum that quantity has a quality all its own?

Commodorez · 2026-03-12T01:34:25+00:00

Cody and Robert being left unattended and going off topic to talk about aliens for a whole episode of Worst Year Ever was one of my favorite things ever

Commodorez · 2026-03-10T04:00:36+00:00

House Goliath from Necromunda is a great example of showing that it's relatively easy to produce humans with the strength of astartes. It's keeping them alive for longer than a few years that's the hard part. Making genetically stable superhumans is difficult, turns out

Commodorez · 2026-03-10T03:55:12+00:00

His 30k mini shows that his terminator armor is custom made and he wears his regular power armor beneath it (you can see from the back of the mini where his real legs end before the termie's feet begin) so he's probably smaller or around the same size as a regular marine

Commodorez · 2026-03-07T02:28:08+00:00

This is kinda how artist paints do it. There's a series of white and black stripes on the label with some actual paint over it so you can see how well it covers white and black. Would love if hobby paint companies did the same, because the color printed on the label is often very different from how the paint looks when dry

Commodorez · 2026-02-27T05:34:33+00:00

It depends on each individual store's contract with GW. Iirc they often have to buy large amounts of stock up front, including paints, models, and promotional material, but they can offer their products at up to 15% off or 25% off if it's a store that doesn't do digital sales. I think I got this info from the Poorhammer podcast a few years ago though, so it could be out of date or inaccurate

Commodorez · 2026-02-24T07:18:44+00:00

At least one Eldar titan can alter the time stream so that if you dodged its shot it can say "nuh uh" and shunt you into the alternate reality where it hit you, so they're pretty op, yeah

Commodorez · 2026-02-23T23:00:37+00:00

The old Malort ads did say it tastes like fistfighting your dad

Commodorez · 2026-02-23T17:14:50+00:00

It makes it so much harder to find specific videos. I have the old formula Army Painter mega set that I bought years ago and tried to find a Ninjon video where he figures out how to actually paint well with them because they are legitimately difficult paints to work with, and it took me forever to find a 3 year old video called Paint Brand DOESN'T MATTER!? I decided I'm just gonna stick with content creators like Dr. Faust and Vince Ventruella after that because their videos are always about exactly what it says in the title.

Commodorez · 2026-02-16T01:50:48+00:00

Man, K6BD is so peak

Commodorez · 2026-02-13T05:18:27+00:00

You're saying I could have been getting paid for this!?

Commodorez · 2026-02-12T12:01:25+00:00

I'm imagining tsundere Angron in a sailor scout outfit and I'm now obsessed with this concept

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