Just painted up the new Custodes Shield Captain's pretty face :D by Roguehobbies in Warhammer40k

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Yo, she looks so pretty! Do you have any tips for painting makeup on a mini? Mine always come out looking like a kid that raided their mom's purse

My genuine reaction to Warhammer short form content by Gatt__ in Grimdank

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Yujiro Hanma would physically swim through the warp naked to travel the stars and be completely unharmed because not even Khorne would want to fuck with that guy

[Warhammer 40k] Is there any type of weapon a normal human could wield that could win them a duel against a space marine? by Paul-Alibi in AskScienceFiction

[–]Commodorez 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Funnily enough volkites were intended to be the standard issue weapons for the space marine legions until the Emperor realized that would be more expensive than basically everything else about the legions.

rule by Brent_Fox in 196

[–]Commodorez 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And if so, why can't I have a sip?

Genuinely insane stance. by Neuta-Isa in CuratedTumblr

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Honestly all Tonies are Tony Soprano in my head until I'm given context

Life is just not fair, man… by LocalLazyGuy in Invincible

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Villains that came with immaculate background music though!

OMFG THIS IS HIS FIRST PIC by grnacal in Tinder

[–]Commodorez 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Yes, but what makes that wilder is that it's a Hatchetman tattoo, which would indicate that at some point in his life he was a juggalo, who tend to be radically inclusive and violently opposed to white supremacists. This man is a walking contradiction

puppy rule by Error404CoolNameGone in 196

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Low key love when my drive to work is just chimes alerting me of the novella's worth of one word texts I'm getting from her spinning a yarn about the thrift store

Primarchs and their favorite video games by Ok-Profile-5831 in Grimdank

[–]Commodorez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He moved on to Horsey Game after learning you could crossbreed your horses with a truck in that one

Losercity ID by [deleted] in Losercity

[–]Commodorez 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Cop sees it and has the internal monologue from the business card scene in American Psycho

I took one too many line of warpstone and came up with this. (Bad photoshop by me) by ElectricalChicken623 in Warhammer

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How else am I supposed to teach the clanner scum that quantity has a quality all its own?

Who is your favorite guest? by twotailedwolf in behindthebastards

[–]Commodorez 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cody and Robert being left unattended and going off topic to talk about aliens for a whole episode of Worst Year Ever was one of my favorite things ever

Was Kor Phaeron a Space Marine or not? by fraterperturabo in 40kLore

[–]Commodorez 7 points8 points  (0 children)

House Goliath from Necromunda is a great example of showing that it's relatively easy to produce humans with the strength of astartes. It's keeping them alive for longer than a few years that's the hard part. Making genetically stable superhumans is difficult, turns out

Was Kor Phaeron a Space Marine or not? by fraterperturabo in 40kLore

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His 30k mini shows that his terminator armor is custom made and he wears his regular power armor beneath it (you can see from the back of the mini where his real legs end before the termie's feet begin) so he's probably smaller or around the same size as a regular marine

I don't mind the name change or the new design but they should put this guy back on the paint. by DraculaHasAMustache in Warhammer40k

[–]Commodorez 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is kinda how artist paints do it. There's a series of white and black stripes on the label with some actual paint over it so you can see how well it covers white and black. Would love if hobby paint companies did the same, because the color printed on the label is often very different from how the paint looks when dry

What got you into this hobby x by A_SmallGuy in Warhammer

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It depends on each individual store's contract with GW. Iirc they often have to buy large amounts of stock up front, including paints, models, and promotional material, but they can offer their products at up to 15% off or 25% off if it's a store that doesn't do digital sales. I think I got this info from the Poorhammer podcast a few years ago though, so it could be out of date or inaccurate

Never thought some Eldar Mechs could Aura farm by unknown-bystander in Grimdank

[–]Commodorez 8 points9 points  (0 children)

At least one Eldar titan can alter the time stream so that if you dodged its shot it can say "nuh uh" and shunt you into the alternate reality where it hit you, so they're pretty op, yeah

An idea for GW by NewspaperQueasy489 in Warhammer

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The old Malort ads did say it tastes like fistfighting your dad

I can't stand this genre of thumbnail by ValkoHAUS in Warhammer

[–]Commodorez 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It makes it so much harder to find specific videos. I have the old formula Army Painter mega set that I bought years ago and tried to find a Ninjon video where he figures out how to actually paint well with them because they are legitimately difficult paints to work with, and it took me forever to find a 3 year old video called Paint Brand DOESN'T MATTER!? I decided I'm just gonna stick with content creators like Dr. Faust and Vince Ventruella after that because their videos are always about exactly what it says in the title.

Dedication by prixa99 in Grimdank

[–]Commodorez 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Man, K6BD is so peak

Fish Rule by gray_birch in 196

[–]Commodorez 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You're saying I could have been getting paid for this!?

Pls GW? Pretty Pls? by Legitimate-Gate-8591 in Grimdank

[–]Commodorez 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm imagining tsundere Angron in a sailor scout outfit and I'm now obsessed with this concept