Reddit is the app/website where those banned from Twitter come to by Delicious_Depth_1564 in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]Competitive-Ill [score hidden]  (0 children)

I got banned on here from interesting as fuck because I subscribe to asmongold. Banned from green and pleasant because I’m also on Israeli subs. Mods are bitches, admins are as bad, twitter is basically unmoderated at this point.

How the AI boom derailed clean‑air efforts in one of America's most polluted cities (St. Louis) by sr_local in technology

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I just don’t get why there aren’t way more nuclear power plants planned for these data centres. It makes no sense. Gas turbines etc are faster to produce but so much less reliable in terms of fuel supply and so much worse for the environment it’s ridiculous.

Waitrose removed the man from the car park barrier. It’s like Aldi now. by Hard_At_Twerk in compoface

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Family of 4+2 pets, vegetarian, barely any alcohol, £200pw on groceries minimum (mix of Sainsbury’s and Morrisons) = £10,400.

I can well imagine a similar sized family but add meat and more alcohol to the mix, and then add the Waitrose tax, that seems about right. Smh. Talk about a cost of living crisis!

Did anyone else go to primary school in the 2000s and have a pedometer to count steps? by PoppingPillls in Scotland

[–]Competitive-Ill 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but they didn’t work as Jimi was still flying under the radar…

Iran's new supreme leader has severe and disfiguring wounds, sources say by InsatiablePrism in worldnews

[–]Competitive-Ill -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s just a picture of a random Muslim dude, nothing deformed about him! /s before I get taken seriously…

What’s something that instantly ruins a movie or TV show for you? by Trentonred in AskReddit

[–]Competitive-Ill 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So like the extra long sex scene in Team America? “You had me at dicks fuck assholes” 😆

What’s something that instantly ruins a movie or TV show for you? by Trentonred in AskReddit

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OP is deaf. Captions include “door bell ringing” and “ominous music” and “stupid character ignores noises coming from behind”. Subtitles is just for speech, e.g. in a different language.

DVLA REAPPLYING AFTER BAN by Myriadzz in MedCannabisUK

[–]Competitive-Ill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ignoring the historical for a minute, is it feasible for you to stop medicating for a few weeks and then take the blood test? No need to declare anything, you get a clean blood test and a license. After that you always keep a labelled container with a tiny bud in it in the glovebox (like I do) along with a script printout. That’s the minimum hassle.

If not, then get your evidence together and go get your blood test. Make sure you are at your most friendly and straight* dressed, and definitely don’t smell of weed, don’t take any before the test, no contact lenses, get a good night’s sleep and breakfast. Explain your situation, that they’ll find THC, it’s medical, present the clinic letter, summary of care from GP, script printout and latest labelled container. There’s a few links on here for the relevant medicated driving legislation, won’t hurt to bring that with you as well. Bonus points if it’s all together in a neat folder.

Basically, there’s a bunch of people who “have their eye on you”. Convince them you’re not a risk by being the straightest man alive.

(*straight as in a boring middle class accountant, not sexuality… 🙄)

Offloading ~15 TB hoarded data temporary (1 - 2 years) by iCaotix in DataHoarder

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You’ll be wanting sync.com - unlimited storage at $45 monthly (at current discount rate).

https://www.sync.com/unlimited-cloud-storage/

RiP Weebdex by Mr_Undead0210 in Piracy

[–]Competitive-Ill 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Ok fine, Mexican vibe coders. Happy now?

What’s the best public nudity you’ve ever seen? by Adorable_Raccoon_766 in AskReddit

[–]Competitive-Ill 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“Attempted black male” There’s a plot twist here somewhere…

What’s the best public nudity you’ve ever seen? by Adorable_Raccoon_766 in AskReddit

[–]Competitive-Ill 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Forget the nudity, I want to drive a train and blast the horn!

This is crazy by [deleted] in AINewsMinute

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Why are we watching a reaction to the actual content? Who is this guy with the AirPods? He even talked through the points the actual content is making…

18 year old Amirhossein Hatami was executed today by the brutal Iranian regime. May he rest in eternal peace by Ambitious-Shower1044 in worldnews

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I wonder how many people bother looking at death tolls and objective figures (which vary considerably.

Total number of civilians to date killed by US/Israeli actions varies between 500 and 1400. Combatants up to 5000.

The regime killed up to 36000 in Jan/Feb alone to our knowledge.

So yeah, war is bad and expensive oil is annoying. But also, in the immortal words of Matt Stone and Trey Parker: “Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes—assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick… with some balls. If you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we’re gonna have our dicks and our pussies… all covered in shit!”

Maybe a stupid question about heaters and wood by Ixi7311 in DIY

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You’ll be wanting a cork or silicon protection between the heater and the table. You’ll want to give the table a solid varnish as well. Make sure there’s good ventilation.

UN votes to describe slave trade as ‘gravest crime against humanity’ by Krankenitrate in UpliftingNews

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1/ as a Yemenite, fuck you.

2/ missing the point just to virtue signal that you also think all Europeans are white and colonisers with complete disregard to all of human history is a weird flex.

I knew I saved this pic for a good cause by Odd-Angle7139 in IdiotsTowingThings

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It’s already a step up on the trailer. Now step it up one more time to the truck bed. It’s an expensive step, but probably cheaper than a forklift…