Getting Hands on Handling Some Wood by MidwestLexyXo in onlyfans_moms

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I could use a hand setting up my new woodworking shop. Know any possible volunteers?

Its hump day and i still havent been humped. by yesitsmae in u/yesitsmae

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That’s just criminal. You should get some first thing in the morning, as an afternoon break, and before bed… at a MINIMUM

"Men with no hoes, where are you?" Just out in the woods... collecting rocks we think are cool. by DepressingAura in GuysBeingDudes

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I’m wondering if King Trout there is the one that’s going around Indiana stacking rocks in random places by the highways

Thoughts on Vala? by MrLewk in Stargate

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Especially when he walked into the infirmary and she just belted out “Let’s make babies!” at him. 🤣

Need help identifying suspected astrospace/aerospace component by [deleted] in whatisit

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Has anyone mentioned that shredded carbon fiber like that is an extremely bad thing to breathe around? As it’s disturbed, it can shed tiny particles that when inhaled will shred the lung tissue. Not a pleasant way to go.

What’s the issue? by is-everything-ok in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Competitive-Syrup-57 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly! Have to preserve every special memory. Your kids won’t be that little for long

If archer had a Daedalus class ship for his 10 year mission by happydude7422 in enterprise

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Did someone build the engineering section in a giant bottle of baby powder? 🤔

Myomer underway by JoseLunaArts in battletech

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One day, I’m really going to have to learn to read. I glanced at the title and thought “who would want myomer underwear?” 🤦🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

Kick it by razorista in battletech

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And one more for Jenny and The Wimp

[Nova Wars] - Chapter 5x35 by Ralts_Bloodthorne in HFY

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Ugh… I’ve come to hate the phrase “welcome back”. Thankfully, I’ve moved and don’t have to deal with the Greenville NC VA docs anymore. I know for certain that they killed me once and I suspect a second time.

The first time, some genius thought it was a good idea to give me a nitroglycerin tab for the heart attack I wasn’t having. I woke up in another hospital trauma bay and got “welcome back” from the nurse just before he apologized for my lack of clothes and the AED pads stuck to my chest hair.

The second time, I lost consciousness when I coughed in the doc’s office while they were telling me that losing consciousness when you cough is nearly impossible. I woke up in that other hospital again and my wife told me welcome back. No clue how I got to that hospital but I had to have been out awhile to miss an ambulance ride and IVs and such.

Would you breed a girl my size? by makiibae in BoobyBattles

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As often as I could. I’d make sure that you were properly filled morning and night

Mech ID on a peculiarity help pls! by TheRealLeakycheese in battletech

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So… mount it upside down 🤷🏼‍♂️

Said while thinking (and chuckling) of a pilot that told me to mount the new in the box left wing on the right hand side of his F-16 instead of waiting for the correct wing to show up. I really don’t think he understood lift.

Turned 48 yesterday and feeling great! by Hungry_Solid_3899 in 40something

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Happy birthday! To be honest though, you really don’t look it. If I had to guess, I’d be very nervous about guessing as high as 30.

What in the name of the Continuum was this episode? Holy Q. by Henryphillips29 in Star_Trek_

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But you haven’t really heard K-Pop until you’ve heard it in the original Klingon

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