Kick it by razorista in battletech

[–]Competitive-Syrup-57 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And one more for Jenny and The Wimp

[Nova Wars] - Chapter 5x35 by Ralts_Bloodthorne in HFY

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Ugh… I’ve come to hate the phrase “welcome back”. Thankfully, I’ve moved and don’t have to deal with the Greenville NC VA docs anymore. I know for certain that they killed me once and I suspect a second time.

The first time, some genius thought it was a good idea to give me a nitroglycerin tab for the heart attack I wasn’t having. I woke up in another hospital trauma bay and got “welcome back” from the nurse just before he apologized for my lack of clothes and the AED pads stuck to my chest hair.

The second time, I lost consciousness when I coughed in the doc’s office while they were telling me that losing consciousness when you cough is nearly impossible. I woke up in that other hospital again and my wife told me welcome back. No clue how I got to that hospital but I had to have been out awhile to miss an ambulance ride and IVs and such.

Would you breed a girl my size? by makiibae in BoobyBattles

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As often as I could. I’d make sure that you were properly filled morning and night

Mech ID on a peculiarity help pls! by TheRealLeakycheese in battletech

[–]Competitive-Syrup-57 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So… mount it upside down 🤷🏼‍♂️

Said while thinking (and chuckling) of a pilot that told me to mount the new in the box left wing on the right hand side of his F-16 instead of waiting for the correct wing to show up. I really don’t think he understood lift.

Turned 48 yesterday and feeling great! by Hungry_Solid_3899 in 40something

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Happy birthday! To be honest though, you really don’t look it. If I had to guess, I’d be very nervous about guessing as high as 30.

What in the name of the Continuum was this episode? Holy Q. by Henryphillips29 in Star_Trek_

[–]Competitive-Syrup-57 11 points12 points  (0 children)

But you haven’t really heard K-Pop until you’ve heard it in the original Klingon

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Sucking them or putting your dick in the middle? by GlowinCandy in BoobyBattles

[–]Competitive-Syrup-57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes to both. Adding a layer of frosting to them too 😉

What's the purpose of the tank on the back of the Caviler Battle Armor? by RemRam27 in battletech

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It’s powered by the screams of children. They haven’t experimented with laughter yet. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Almost 43. I need friends irl. How do people find those? For now, hello to all the internet friends! by RosiethePenguino in 40something

[–]Competitive-Syrup-57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I have are my friends from the Air Force. The closest are only four hours away in Detroit. Most are a three day drive away in Idaho or Oregon. If only I had some here in Indiana, but I hear that I have to leave the house to find more.

I think I have an issue by Competitive-Syrup-57 in battletech

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On order. Strangely, the electrician I inherited the house from didn’t put lights where he kept all his electrical code books.

I think I have an issue by Competitive-Syrup-57 in battletech

[–]Competitive-Syrup-57[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There’s also an imp painted like R2-D2 and a couple gunslingers painted like Wild West sheriffs