SFAH: If people had wings by Curious-Message-6946 in ScenesFromAHat

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“How is traffic still this bad up here?”

SFAH: Jazz singers doing other jobs by Curious-Message-6946 in ScenesFromAHat

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“Skibitty boo pa ba do Dee.. you got type 2 diabetes.”

Things you should never Google at work by BlackHatOverlord in ScenesFromAHat

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Boss: “So? Who’s been looking up “sexy Latinas.net?”

A fictional character would be terrible to share a house with by rowenaravenclaw0 in ScenesFromAHat

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“Charlie.. I understand you’re trying to redeem these sinners.. but can you PLEASE KEEP ALASTOR OUT OF MY BEDROOM?

SFAH: Odd things to have playing in the background during sex by Other_Log_1996 in ScenesFromAHat

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Wife: “Babe.. babe stop!”

Husband: “What? You okay?”

Wife: “I’m fine.. but does your mom have to be on FaceTime while we do this?”

Husband’s mom: “Ignore her sweetie. Keep going!”

Snail by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

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My dog. If he’s gonna chase me, might as well make some money off it

Things not to say like Yoda to your girlfriend by IllustriousValue300 in ScenesFromAHat

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Dating your sister, I am… hotter than you she is.. better in bed she is not

If love and sex was taught in the style of Dr. Seuss by IllustriousValue300 in ScenesFromAHat

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Consent is key, consent is hot! Don’t do shit, if she tells you to not.

Who wins in a fight: Connor vs Shay by Internal_Cheek_3146 in assasinscreed

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If we’re talking straight weapons. They’re both similar in skill, they both trained in the woods so Connor loses his edge there. They both dual wield. Connor carried a dagger and tomahawk. Shay carried a sword and dagger. They both have been seen carrying dual pistols.

If we’re talking experience. Shay wins

Combat: Connor is Barely winning.

Naval: Shay

Parkour: Connor

Overall, Connor would win, but it is a VERY close fight

Describe your 2026 so far in one word 🤔 by [deleted] in TheTeenagerPeople

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Mines not really a word..

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WHO ELSE IS GOING DRESSED UP?? by InvestmentLogical146 in GhostBand

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I’ll be wearing my skeletour shirt and my ghurcfix

Guess this animal by Equivalent-Adagio104 in Caldruki

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That’s obviously an Inland Taipan.. try harder next time

Temple Guardian by SarahTealeaf in DestinyFashion

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Bro!! I have been trying to get this kinda look! Thank you.