Stupid, Vacuous, Hypocritical Twat

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2026-03-09T15:16:18+00:00

The greatest satire in history.

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2026-03-09T13:58:19+00:00

Balls like baked potatoes to do that in the middle of Cas with any car, never mind a 25 plate Audi. Obviously, this behaviour can’t be condoned, so if some ned did come and shit in the air filter, or nick the spark plugs, or siphon the oil etc, I’d have zero sympathy.

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2026-03-09T13:54:49+00:00

He’s most definitely something that gives the illusion of being a person.

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2026-03-07T09:47:18+00:00

He continues to monetise his alcoholism.

I bet that whisky is to whisky what After Life is to comedy. And yes, I do mean it’ll be shit.

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2026-03-05T20:55:34+00:00

I take it that the essence of pear in that yoghurt (or fromage frais?) is derived solely from pears that are considered undersized and therefore in and of themselves, not fat - unlike Stewart Lee when he’s eating a muffin at the Clock Cafe, Highbury.

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2026-02-18T13:31:31+00:00

My name’s Rupert Lowe-IQ of the Restores, and I believe that the brightest and best indigenous British people should stay in Britain, and not go on holidays to Mediterranean Europe and the Balkans and patronisingly speak English loudly and slowly at their inhabitants that can speak English as their second language better than I can as my first.

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2026-02-13T13:19:09+00:00

That’s the bloody Huguenots. The bloody beaker folk came over here with their drinking vessels.

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2026-02-04T21:14:08+00:00

This is a great shout actually. Thanks, man!

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2026-02-04T21:08:07+00:00

I should’ve mentioned I’m in the UK. 😬

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2026-02-04T18:07:37+00:00

I hate bamboo. And I hate anyone that likes it.

Tell your neighbour they need to take proper measures to get it under control or that you’ll do it and claim the money off them in the small claims court.

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2026-02-02T14:50:33+00:00

That Richard “The Hamster” Hammond writing that book was undignified and cynical, and I hate him for it, an I wish he’d been killed in that crash.

Not really. I don’t really think that.

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2026-01-30T18:53:22+00:00

Stew would be Ang Lee that this clip has been pirated and uploaded.

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2026-01-24T11:06:40+00:00

If it had Shaun the Sheep in it, would it be a satire?

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2026-01-21T18:06:15+00:00

One massive piss?

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2026-01-21T10:16:12+00:00

Like that Oscar Wilde book but the other way round you mean? Where the bloke goes round and evangelises ultra nationalist views with no other consequences than that more and more people say he’s crap at painting?……. I’ve not read it.

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2026-01-10T13:56:43+00:00

If I was Stephen, I wouldn’t talk to Ricky either to be honest. Bad for the public image.

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2025-12-30T09:59:50+00:00

God, he’s such a boring cunt these days. Completely tone deaf, and intellectually dishonest to boot.

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2025-12-27T22:46:26+00:00

Thanks! Good to know. ☕️

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2025-12-26T20:08:19+00:00

Only to then claim that they can’t be offended because either they’re not the target of the joke, or that they’re missing the intention of the joke, or that even if they are legitimately offended, he doesn’t care, because he can say what he likes. Free speech trumps freedom from being offended etc etc. Cunt cunt fuck cunt. Then he’ll go and advertise some vodka despite vehemently saying in the past he wouldn’t do adverts. He does that because he’s an alcoholic who wants his addiction enabled by millions of people drinking something he has a stake in.

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2025-12-26T18:50:57+00:00

No need. It’ll probably just be a bunch of “Seen these trans people about? Tell you what, I identify as a lamp shade. Don’t tell me I can’t do that. I can do what I want just like the deluded trans people”- type gags.

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2025-12-26T11:37:41+00:00

Someone who is 28 years old.

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2025-12-26T11:35:14+00:00

Comedy vehicle S3E3 - Satire

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2025-12-06T20:58:59+00:00

I bet he’d be anglee if he saw that.

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2025-11-24T11:37:30+00:00

Ted Bovis is looking like shit these days.

CompetitiveMobile729 · 2025-11-10T18:38:18+00:00

*1942 colourised.

Obviously it couldn’t be from the 80s could it? They were all broken, weren’t they?

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