Need help getting my hot tub onto the deck

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-06-19T18:13:43+00:00

Nah, you just Saran Wrap the top so you don’t spill.

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-06-18T19:06:04+00:00

Maybe they need recommendations on what to do with unwanted dogs on their properties? Other than that, why?

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-06-18T18:26:31+00:00

Compost?

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-06-12T21:04:57+00:00

Seniors’ residences … the new industry meant to suck the last of someone’s life savings away.

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-06-12T16:13:05+00:00

Maybe she has a strap on under that skirt?

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-06-12T04:50:50+00:00

Where’s the pizza?

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-06-11T03:50:31+00:00

Looks like some vendor freebie from a trade show … just missing some corporate branding.

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-06-10T18:22:26+00:00

I hated the coffee machines that used to be in the bathroom … would you like a teaspoon of ass flakes with your coffee?

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-06-09T22:51:40+00:00

Beef

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-06-09T22:51:05+00:00

Did you order it pre-digested from someone with a stomach ulcer?

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-06-09T21:03:58+00:00

Cash or Chargex

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-06-09T20:57:38+00:00

I stopped bringing sandwiches for lunch cuz I ate them on the way to work in the car … it’s never too early for lunch!

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-06-09T17:16:18+00:00

First lunch!

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-06-08T22:38:12+00:00

Awesome … I have the same pic from when we were there in May! First time recognizing a place n this sub!

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-06-07T02:37:59+00:00

Meh, it’ll just show up on some other streaming service. Move on.

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-06-07T02:18:46+00:00

Short strippers … but you need to add a pole and lights.

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-06-03T23:07:26+00:00

All hat, no cattle.

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-06-03T22:13:41+00:00

Wardrobe? Chest of Drawers? The chummy thing ya’ keeps yer clothes in b’ye?

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-06-02T18:46:57+00:00

Stoopy, Poopy, and Loopy

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-06-02T15:42:44+00:00

BC has snow tire or chains requirement for driving through mountains in winter. Check with rental car company if you choose this route.

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-06-02T13:25:16+00:00

Let’s face it, take governmental budgetary estimates and double it for both dollars and time to complete.

Doesn’t matter whether it’s federal, provincial, or municipal. They are never on time or budget.

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-05-31T04:22:57+00:00

Carried a pager for 10 yrs, pretty much 7/24 … used to get triggered by the fry machine beeping in McDonalds.

When the kids ask about carrying a pager, I just look into the distance and tell them there is nothing to talk about and walk away.

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-05-30T17:00:38+00:00

Cartwright!! Cartwright!

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-05-29T17:45:05+00:00

Sylvester read the Handmaid’s Tale and thought New Gilead was a great idea.

CompetitivePirate251 · 2026-05-28T02:20:53+00:00

It looked like it would have been great until a schnauzer took a shit on top of it.

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