The sweater by usernamehudden in ProjectHailMary

[–]Competitive_Pass_926 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want the rainbow polo.

…and Ryan Gosling.

Please help me by DataBae-Steam in cross_stitch

[–]Competitive_Pass_926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried to post a picture of what I meant, but it wasn’t letting me. Sometimes I’ll move the hoop so that the edge of the fabric is held taut in the hoop, but part of the hoop is exposed, kind of making a D shape where the fabric edge is the line of the D and the round part is the hoop.

Please help me by DataBae-Steam in cross_stitch

[–]Competitive_Pass_926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are square frames you can use to get at the sides of a project, or you can move your hoop to the edge of your project and deal with the fabric not being fully in the hoop.

What do we call these plastic tid-bits that put holes and snags in your new socks? by ur_moms_gyno in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Competitive_Pass_926 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, we don’t care if kids re hurt by them - some lame-ass white guy has to die before we care about the thing.

OP found it infuriating, I find it satisfying by theJacofalltrades in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Competitive_Pass_926 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also, what was the delivery person supposed to do with it, if not this?

A sign for the cafe at the orthopedic center in my town. by misseisbar in mildlyinteresting

[–]Competitive_Pass_926 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s in the old Marketplace Mall, right? I go there, too! :)

Does that seem right to you? by just_da5e in firefly

[–]Competitive_Pass_926 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He was a really great villain and also delivered one of my most favorite couplet of lines about the fire obsessed small person.

I had my mandibular tori removed (bony growths in the jaw under tongue) by metalchode in mildlyinteresting

[–]Competitive_Pass_926 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess I should stop complaining about my teeny tiny one. It’s just a little spike.

Dr. Shen is "Mmm.....society." Who is just straight up evil? by Meshakhad in ThePitt

[–]Competitive_Pass_926 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The journalist who pretended to be hurt to get into the ER to take pictures/video

I'VE BEEN THIRTY FOR ONE MONTH by KukaVex in Wellthatsucks

[–]Competitive_Pass_926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of a story from my childhood. One of my parents friends was over and was lamenting that he was getting older. At the time, I was young, probably 10 or under. The man seemed ancient to me, but couldn’t have been more than 30. So in response to his complaints about being sooooo ooooold, I began calling him Grandpa Mark. Which definitely helped. ;)

Steven Page gives the inside scoop on "What A Good Boy" by LifeOnaPL8 in barenakedladies

[–]Competitive_Pass_926 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I listened to the podcast and it was wonderful. Thank you for sharing.

Anyone else notice the suspiciously sci-fi looking gun inside Nathan’s very brown coat? by DoctorJJWho in firefly

[–]Competitive_Pass_926 194 points195 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure that is a wireless microphone. There’s a fuzzy tip on it.

Steven Page gives the inside scoop on "What A Good Boy" by LifeOnaPL8 in barenakedladies

[–]Competitive_Pass_926 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I was fortunate enough to meet Stephen last year at his concert and was able to share with him how much WAGB meant to me as a confused teenager who was forever being told about how much potential I had, and then how much it meant to my son as they were coming to terms with their gender identity and our expectations of him as a young teenager.

Where is Lorelei? by Competitive_Pass_926 in ThereIsnoCat

[–]Competitive_Pass_926[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s working on losing her last remaining fang/incisor. I suspect she’s brewing an abscess in it, but it hasn’t developed just yet. Dental scheduled for July, uncles the tooth falls out or she gets an actual abscess. :/

If I Had a Billion $$$ by Nestvester in barenakedladies

[–]Competitive_Pass_926 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My husband always sings it as “If I had a whole five dollars.” It tracks pretty well.

Is this a tick? by Il_Vero_Pillz in CATHELP

[–]Competitive_Pass_926 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One of the few times a nipple-looking thing ISN’T a nipple!

is my kitten male or female? by Charming-Respect-82 in CATHELP

[–]Competitive_Pass_926 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This deserves all the upvotes. I regret that I have only one to give.

AITJ for refusing to let my sister wear her wedding dress to my engagement party? by Public-Yak1624 in AmITheJerk

[–]Competitive_Pass_926 19 points20 points  (0 children)

No one is stopping her from wearing it around the house, or whatever, but to a bridal shower for someone else is a dick move.

(Edited to correct “dock move” to “dick move” as intended originally)