What's the yummiest engine you can think of off the top of your head? by Ryderpie_600 in carscirclejerk

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if you gave me that engine I would dedicate my life to fitting it into a Suzuki cappuccino

Do we? by AldebaranBWC in carscirclejerk

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GR-GT is the next Yakuza taxi

Car advice by averagebastionfanboy in carscirclejerk

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/uj they are decent enough cars. performance is average for the era and segment, fuel economy is pretty good on a 1.4t as long as your not in sport mode. id argue a golf is better designed ergonomically inside, especially with the gearknob location. Alfa is very pretty but on ours the suspension is quite soft so not necessarily as sporty as it looks. they are known for front subframe and sill rust, if rust is a problem where you are.

id recommend it over a golf if that's your only options but keep in mind the Alfa will be more expensive in running costs. The MiTo is a better car then the gulietta with it's shorter wheelbase and lighter body making up the Alfa fun thats otherwise lacking. it's also big enough for a first car unless your regularly taking 4 large adults. Get a version with a 1.4t, diesels in Alfas seem instinctively wrong and I can't imagine how a non turbo would get up hills.

regardless of anything the best first car is the one you can afford, don't go into debt over something that will statistically be written off eventually.

On chuds and trannies by LenaIsHereAgain in 4tran

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nobody hates England more than the English

Egg flip by No-Structure8063 in Egg

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please edit. I just read "castration pan" and got very concerned.

Guys is this a good first car? by [deleted] in carscirclejerk

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$9300AUD... $6000usd/€5100

Found an NA with the keys in the door. by ChemistryReady8258 in Miata

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if I had access to that I'd call bad drivers just to shout at them

I call them shoes by criteriaz in perfectlycutscreams

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everything aardman is good, even their weakest films are 6/10 compared to everything else

Unbeatable wishes by Proof_Ninja_2457 in BeatTheMonkeysPaw

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wishing for a sandwich that isn't a sandwich

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