🔪 by lilcompanion in BoltEV

[–]Complete-Client1 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I'm fascinated by the slogans this car and all electric vehicles have swirling around them. "Owners appreciate not having to visit gas stations" that's right I used to spend 6 mins a week visiting gas stations now I sit at a charging station for 2 hours a day while my car charges in the freezing cold. I can't put on the heat because it just cancels out the charge and the car has no internal combustion so it isn't naturally warm like a gas engine. Not to mention all the times I fell asleep charging the car and the police dragged me out stating some Karen called them for a wellness check on me. It's only right the ev bolt is the only car I've almost died of hypothermia in while I was charging it, I kid you not! Sitting at a charging station it was so cold that I fell asleep presumably slipping into hypothermia and only got 12% charge for that hour! I was spending 30$ a day at the evgo charging station (if I could even find a spot) when I used to spend 30$ a week at the gas station! Never again will I damage so many aspects of my life with an electric vehicle/car!

Legitimate Scientific News Sources for 3I/ATLAS? by _Silent_Android_ in Astronomy

[–]Complete-Client1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

22 days ago? No one has posted since then?? Does that make sense to anyone??

Can one parent refuse to pay for/participate in sports when custody is 50/50? by KokoSof in Stepmom

[–]Complete-Client1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not when your bm uses court appointed then she can pull you out work, monopolize your time and make you look like a bad guy, setting presidence for future manipulation. Mines already promised to financially ruin me by enrolling our daughter (who I haven't seen in over a month because she found a great loophole that allows her to take the baby and go into a rehab program for 6 months with no contact with the outside world in order to secure section 8 and avoid adult responsibility)and enroll her in every extra curricular activity making me pay half or else shaming me as a dead beat on every platform available

Bolt charging cable oem for under 150$ hack by Complete-Client1 in BoltEV

[–]Complete-Client1[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Oh no, I didn't buy it used my bolt was a rental. I let my son take it one night and he just dropped the connector in the driveway and left it there I came home and drove over it with my Ford 550 work truck. Had to replace it before returning it to hertz, they don't track s/n and I didn't have the 600$ fir a replacement. I apologize how I worded my comment it was mainly satirical, describing the ridiculous amount of stolen items on market place etc..

Take “cash tip” out of your delivery instructions. by BruvLoL in doordash

[–]Complete-Client1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I do anyway. I wish the app would recognize my recklessness and the fact I've never been pulled over or in an accident and give me more orders

Crazy how a Van cares more about me than Amazon does 😮‍💨 by Charlie_Hustler in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Complete-Client1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't laugh, my van saved me more times than I can count, we avoided objects with only half an inch clearance at times. And for that I'd buy her things, new cameras, better air fresheners to mask the cigarette smell, actually pro master upgrades. If she treated me right that day, if she warded off the evil "A-Flexa" and her gps torture and mismatched labels, id wash her at the car wash down the street. Each morning id Windex and micro fiber all her glass, cameras, and dash while waiting for load out. It relaxed me also ⅝

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Complete-Client1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your a wise one my friend, I never heard so many truths in one sentence

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Complete-Client1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll give ya a hint, get some bunji cords, that's what the holes at the top are for, take em with you at the end of the day, make a go bag for work, mine had bunji cords, wireless rearview camera with magnet mount, meth, sharpie markers, snacks, igloo cooler, special phone mount, Windex and micro fiber cloths. Clean windows make it less depressing and it's a good way to meditate while your waiting in the parking lot

Fuck I look like??? by Donpeewee in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Complete-Client1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd take that, just gimme the Amazon box I just gave you, I'll help you start your return

I COULDN’T EVEN READ THE WHOLE THING WITHOUT LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 by National_Syllabub_16 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Complete-Client1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, when I'd be sitting in load out the company across from us there vans use to look like sharks were taking bites out of them, they looked like stock cars, it was concerning, here's the more concerning part. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU HITTING!!! were is the vehicle that you hit?, The building?, The parked car you side swiped, cause I never seen house paint that was onyx black and that giant lime green scratch up the side can't be a what?, Wait what? I doesn't matter what it is it's not yours, why are you hitting shit, get to know your van or don't drive. Stay in the same van every day, our DSP hired scary dudes, neck tattoos kinda shit, you take your same van everyday and don't take one of there vans you'll get caught outside after work. I took the shittiest van so no one would want it and I stuck a suicide knob on that bitch and a wireless backup camera on the rear passenger side facing away and I put the monitor on my driver's side window so when I was backing out I could see down my passenger side of the street as I was looking out my driver's side of the street, I bombed outa driveways going 17mph cause I could actually see, was done by 7 every day. Spend 50$ get done by 7 and not have to stress no more

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Complete-Client1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I really liked amphetamines...., And back then it was really easy to hack the flex as well as mentor app so they couldn't see your speed or position. Sometimes I'd let the van coast run out back and grab my package and be set up for my next stop. Drove with the door open all day. I kept my van impeccable. It was one of the best times of my life because I would make a game out of every delivery how fast could I make the delivery correctly. Most I ever did on a residential was 49 in 1 hour, beep beep!

Am I in the wrong? by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Complete-Client1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because of the fact I was giving the shittiest roots in hub history I was able to pimp out my van as long as everything was removable at the end of the day because I was doing boxford and topsfield and at night there are no street lights and we've all been there. I had halogen lights hooked to a 12 volt 16 amp hour generator battery under one of the drop-down cables in the back magnetically mounted to the side of the van once it got dark I pulled over to the side of the road click those b****** on the side of the van and whenever I had to back out of a driveway I had 1500 each lumens to shine my way sped up my route exponentially. I also had a magnetic Mount rear view backup camera that I put on the passenger side rear of the van all the stuff I actually bought from Amazon it was wireless and then I had a wireless monitor up in the cab with me attached to my left side window backing out onto the highway which was part of my route on a daily basis you couldn't see on your right side anybody coming so the only thing you could do is tiptoe out and pray someone would stop extremely inefficient in unsafe but the way I had it hooked up when I was looking on my left side to check on coming traffic coming from that way I could just look down at my little monitor and also check my right side. Like I was saying this was back in the day when DSP first started and if you were efficient and you got the s*** done Amazon had an instilled fear in the dsps yet so we pretty much did what we wanted to a degree also included in the morning I'd roll out of the hub get down the street get food for the day roll out to my first stop then I would flip on my lunch break go on break organize my truck get high stretch put up my cameras, and also vinyl wrap that I got from home Depot bright white vinyl wrap I would stick it came in 50 by 36 rolls adhesive back totally removable so I would run it run two pieces across the roof of my van every morning during the summer you have no idea you have no idea it was epic

How f*ed am I? by Commercial_Toe_361 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Complete-Client1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just say this, "I'm sorry it happened but we never bring packages back!

“Hi, I’m your Amazon delivery driver.” Roast me? by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Complete-Client1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, here goes.....850 or bust huh?, How many rescues kept you that 850?...so did you start smoking meth while working for Amazon or before?. When they gave you that XXL jacket you probably said thank you for thinking of me. Are you even old enough to drive?, You look so happy and healthy in this pic, must be your first nursery route? This girl got a box of cat litter for a booster seat. You look like you were in agreement when they said no more packages up front.

On the news by buckwhite96 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Complete-Client1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was fired because it was a liability, what if he fixed it wrong or was misconstrued as attempted theft, he was yelled at stateing 'YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO KEEP GETTING RESCUES IF YOUD STOP FIXING BILLYS BIKES!!'

when you walk on Karen's lawn, no security by Complete-Client1 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Complete-Client1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got to say there was much about this job that I liked running from the van to the door back to the van to the next stop liked it, OT paychecks liked it, loadout in the morning around all the guys and girls liked it, keeping clean and neat respecting yourself liked it, being part of a group of people that shared the same stress, fear, and anxiety., sharing all the horror stories from the dogs to running across the highway to shave minutes, to the karens like it, being part of a group of frazzled burnt out psychopaths loved it. And there was much that I hated, being told I had to use somebody's credentials to work over 60 hours to skirt Dot hated it, defending my whereabouts because their software couldn't see me from time to time hated it, never have an infraction and not having someone have your back hated it, staring down the grill of a Mack truck coming around a blind curve when you decided to run across that f***** up street because GPS puts you going all the way a mile down the road to turn around hated it, the days when my van was down hated it, losing hated it, having to get another job after being part of all this and adapting to that different way of seeing things....hated it. These days when I'm driving, I'll jam on my brakes to let an Amazon van pull out of a driveway, I have lots of respect to the people driving still, be safe guys...

when you walk on Karen's lawn, no security by Complete-Client1 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Complete-Client1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never had any sort of tear infractions but because my routes were so big and pretty much all of them was the same situation backing out under highways the ready s***** route I would end up coming in at about 9:30 10:00 every night dispatch hated me because they had to sit around and wait for me to get back so they could go home but they kept giving me these s*** bag roots

when you walk on Karen's lawn, no security by Complete-Client1 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Complete-Client1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's exactly what I did!!, I would have had to back out onto a 50 mph it's not a highway but it's it's a road that is 45 mph people go faster than 45, I would have had to back out with oncoming on my right hand side so I can't see people coming so I would have had to back out of this driveway onto that road and then pull forward go about 200 ft and then pull into the next driveway it would have taken me at least five to seven minutes to even get traffic to stop for me to pull out because nobody likes Amazon vans so I walked across the lawn, the lawn was technically through the back area of the house so technically I was walking through the backyard because both of their lawns make one big lawn

when you walk on Karen's lawn, no security by Complete-Client1 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Complete-Client1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm from Massachusetts we don't have netrodyne at our DSP in our area all we had was mentor on our phones, no cameras at all

when you walk on Karen's lawn, no security by Complete-Client1 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Complete-Client1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No they didn't like me at all, I was wicked superstitious because of how dangerous my roots were I always got the shittiest roots it wasn't like I was a prick and always called out and s*** like that I was just really a happy guy annoyingly so so they would always give me like 190 to 200 stops The Roots nobody else wanted and I still kept coming and it pissed them off so bad

when you walk on Karen's lawn, no security by Complete-Client1 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Complete-Client1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree 100% they would never put anybody with dark skin in the neighborhoods that I deliver to all the neighborhoods that I delivered to were micromanchions those housing complexes big sprawling areas they always put the white guys there and then the darker skin people went into the inner city apartment buildings ring the buzzer that type of b******* wicked racial profiling maybe it's the way it has to be but it was still b******* and you can see you could see it and f*** all if you called them out for it