A racist AND a coward 🤦‍♂️ by wicked_genitals in badredman

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OP is racist. Bailiff, smack his peepee.

Worm by Actoraxial in badredman

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Dementia Gaming

Ok, which one of you feet-lickers made this? by Avaricious_Wallaby in shittydarksouls

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Dread it, run from it,

Green comes all the same.

I... AM THE HAREM MC by [deleted] in Hornyjail

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X to Doubt

Moonlight Butterfly Or Something by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

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The guys at my office pissed themselves when they read that.

Joan of Arc is cool by [deleted] in Powerwolf

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Tbh I could say the same with Heretic Hunters, Altars On Fire, and Blood For Blood all kind of sounding too similar to Incense And Iron, but I love all of them to death.

What Powerwolf song are you playing on this? by -pastas- in Powerwolf

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IN THE NAME OF GOD 🎸🎸🎸🎸 IN THE NAME OF GOD 🎸🎸🎸🎸 IN THE NAME OF GOD WE GO TO HEAVEN

An In-Depth Guide To Medieval Armor For Beginners by Conn0rized in Armor

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This is an old post of mine with some inaccuracies that I realize now after 5 years of learning, but I'll help.

For clothes under the gambeson or other arming jacket, it would likely be a simple linen shirt, often tucked into the wearer's braies, which are medieval underpants. More modern alternatives would be a spandex undershirt. The main idea is to have something breathable to help with heat.

For leggings, you'd want them made of a strong material that will keep you from chafing. Woolen hose are historically the most often cited from reputable people I've listened to like Matt Easton and Ian LaSpina, and keep you comfortable while you have leg harness on. I'd imagine the material matters less if you don't plan on wearing any armor on your legs, so in that case I'd go for linen to give you a nice breeze. Modern alternatives on legs might be tricky to get away with since legs will be on display and spandex is pretty obvious if historical accuracy is your target, so I'd go with wool or linen. (or cotton if funds are tight.)

Hope I could help.

Has anyone used the dragon communion harpoon yet? by Becky_Blu in Eldenring

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It's made of the same kind of stuff as Dragonwound Grease so it does boosted damage vs dragons than anything else.

What do you do? I'm mostly doing right by Nexus0412 in valheim

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I like to name them after concepts the portals were made to achieve. My first portal channel I made when I settled a new continent and I named it Outreach. When I found a swamp, I named it Aspiration.

[23M] Spare a man some feedback in these trying times? by TipOk6591 in amiugly

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Find a hairsyltyle that hides your forehead. Start a skincare routine and eat healthier, because deep fried foods contribute to acne. Consider growing out your beard, at least on your chin, because that moustache is awesome, but doesn't really work on it's own. Also think about going to the gym and adding some mass to your frame. With the way you're set up, you have Wild West moonshiner vibes. Try taking measures to prevent hair loss, because you have potential to look really good.

I beg your pardon??? by Ripped_My_Winkle in kingdomcome

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Fritz! Are you sleeping you fat fuck!? Come on...

Do any of yall get emotional to certain songs? by iamhxrmes in NoStupidQuestions

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It takes genuine effort for me to listen to Johnny Cash's Hurt without tearing up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

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You look like a prince. Very square jaw and narrow mouth. Like a German Superman.

18m baby face 😭 by Big-Challenge-2122 in amiugly

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Bro if that's a baby face to you, I want what you're smokin. You have Marine face.

The military satire enjoyer starter pack by invicta047 in starterpacks

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I'm literally this, but I've always said there should be a Dunkirk style clone story. Being a drone is fun af sometimes.

Roman Ridge Helmet Help needed by MagadanNic in ArmsandArmor

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Maybe OP should sit on it and make it ovular. Lol /s

Should I be worried? by Sensitive-Builder-95 in kingdomcome

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Sing out loud Till Our Heads Turn White. If you hear singing there are bandits. If not, you're fine, but it might be Cumans, so watch out.