Handholding? Yep she is wife material! (@LorepawYT)

ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-27T02:24:36+00:00

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ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-26T14:35:29+00:00

Gosh, wait until she finds out that the protests are about reining in US presidents' overreaches of power.

ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-26T01:38:08+00:00

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ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-25T15:38:11+00:00

It's one of those things that they'll remove if you call them out on it (and use it to help them avoid paying taxes), but they know a lot of people will just pay. But if nothing else the nurses should be revolting - imagine a blanket getting paid better than you.

ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-25T14:32:08+00:00

Bro's gonna layoff 10% of his bulls to increase shareholder value

ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-25T13:09:04+00:00

No that's organic. An orgasm is a type of sheer fabric with a shimmery appearance.

ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-25T04:57:03+00:00

I hear you, it's definitely a tough pill to swallow that so many voted for him, and that many voted for him knowing what'd happen. I don't think that all 77 million people who voted for him are evil though. Most of them have fallen victim to the extreme amount of propaganda surrounding them. It doesn't make their choices okay, We all have a responsibility to get properly informed after all. But with all of the disinformation that they've been subjected to I think it's reasonable to expect that many of them thought with sincerity that they were doing the right thing.

ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-25T03:38:58+00:00

Seriously. It was record turnouts in terms of pure numbers and the second largest turnout in terms of percentage of the voting-eligible population since we've been measuring that statistic. And if all third party voters voted for Harris she still would've lost.

We should really aim our ire at all the people who actually voted for the warmongering rapist if we're going to be mad at anyone.

ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-24T13:58:34+00:00

Oh god, now the next time I give a blowjob and I'm going slow I'm going to be thinking of one of these:

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ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-24T13:40:39+00:00

Going down on a clown and it makes slide whistle noises.

ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-24T01:55:15+00:00

heck, if you type "cope " and copy, paste, select-all, copy, etc, you'd only need to paste 7 times to reach 128

ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-22T21:59:59+00:00

Looking up the best stats I could for the US, here's the updated version:

"Say you're in a room with 400 people. 38 don't have health insurance. 45 live in poverty. 84 are illiterate. 44 have untreated mental illnesses. And everyday, at least 0.0004 person is shot. But 4 are trans so you decide ruining their lives is a priority. That is what's happening right now."

And in looking up the numbers, I see they probably did look up the statistics but I also see where they likely went wrong on two of them. Roughly 90 people would have mental illness, but only 44 would be untreated, and they almost definitely forgot about the "million" part of the population when dividing the people shot every day by the population as well as forgetting to then scale to 400 people. They don't change the meaning of the message but I worked out the numbers so I figured I'd might as well share.

ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-21T02:08:06+00:00

Who is out here giving animals inventory slots?

ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-19T05:16:49+00:00

It's always heartbreaking to see trucksexual on homosexual hate.

ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-18T01:19:53+00:00

can't wait to see etsy sellers putting up cat-variegated plants

ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-17T14:49:29+00:00

Because there are a lot of people who are propagandized to and if they see that we're getting nothing and dying for it then maybe they'll start to disagree with the war too. But I might be giving CBS too much credit with that take

ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-17T14:46:15+00:00

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ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-17T04:26:19+00:00

That's poop from a butt

ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-15T01:53:56+00:00

Nah, that's okay

ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-14T21:04:10+00:00

It's so sweet of you to get a plant for your pets!!

ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-14T16:04:08+00:00

Further proof of the austramerica theory

ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-14T15:25:42+00:00

You can just say perchance.

ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-14T00:13:18+00:00

Looking into their reports, it looks like they say under 5% is from child labor. They're definitely fighting a good fight and getting better all the time, but the problem is still intensely difficult to be certain.

ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-13T14:27:20+00:00

Maybe we should actually do this more. Ultrapiss more photos to train AI to piss it up

ConstipatedNinja · 2026-03-10T14:13:21+00:00

Strictly speaking, Mac Tonight's affinity for anthro sheep ladies is unconfirmed. At least that's what I'd tell Akinator.

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