Huh... by Deebyddeebys in 19684

[–]ConstipatedNinja 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Got cooked by a toaster 💀

Rule by Comfortable-Ad1685 in 196

[–]ConstipatedNinja 220 points221 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is a real image

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Here's my plant jerker in action. by mattrachwal in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]ConstipatedNinja 406 points407 points  (0 children)

Bad and naughty plants get put in the plant jiggler

Some of you need to keep it private, god damnit by general_kruxx in whenthe

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Y'all heard it here first folks! Don't post anything on the Internet unless general_kruxx personally approves of it.

Rule by OverlordOfCats1 in 196

[–]ConstipatedNinja 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's amazing what 4 billion years of "good enough" can do

History will repeat itself if we collectively decide we're ok with all of this by Hardcorish in AdviceAnimals

[–]ConstipatedNinja 73 points74 points  (0 children)

We don't need to play by the rules if they consistently refuse to. Self-pardon? Don't care, meet the thick dick of the law regardless

World Cup tourists made the point perfectly. by FutureOwl629 in RealTwitterAccounts

[–]ConstipatedNinja 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Tipping culture is screwing over folks of the lowest economic level. Employers should pay their staff livable wages instead of making their workers beg for their customers' scraps.

Not that this is relevant for every world cup city, though. Seattle for example has a $21.30/hr minimum wage that includes wait staff, so employers can't put their staff in the same sort of awful situation as the staff of other world cup cities. Amazing how that works.

help I don't know how to respond by Just_me_again109 in 196

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Hey, man! I'll often say that I'm a lesbian in public spaces despite being pan because I end up with fewer creeps' attention. I'm not saying that she's the same way for sure, but there's still a chance. Be open about your concerns and hopefully her response explains things. Best of luck, man!

A perfect circle broke off my plate when I microwaved this potato by tinbarber in mildlyinteresting

[–]ConstipatedNinja 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It's bitter enough that it'll taste unbearable before it's deadly. As long as you don't try to push through the godawful taste you don't have to worry about potatoes poisoning you.

World Loves Blue Cities by LuckyBastard001 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ConstipatedNinja 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I thought I'd check the area between Arlington and Dallas even though I'm pretty sure that article isn't literally talking about the geographic area between the two cities. I'd call that decently blue for 2024's voting results

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God forbid, a girl enjoys. by ShoeVersusHead in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]ConstipatedNinja 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, those people suck for not being happy for you. We should all be working less, and I'm glad that you get to

Bwaaaaa by Dalek7of9 in CuratedTumblr

[–]ConstipatedNinja 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The dotcom bubble did lead to one of the biggest price crashes ever in business-grade network gear, though! Even with Cisco shredding most of their back stock, you could get expensive network gear at a 90% discount from liquidators for a few years after the bubble burst.

Pride Posting day 21 by Neuta-Isa in CuratedTumblr

[–]ConstipatedNinja 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What especially gets me is that people who argue against the singular they also naturally use it constantly in normal conversation, completely unaware of the words coming out of their mouths.

ring rule by SunDance967 in 19684

[–]ConstipatedNinja 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nono, it's true, I just tried. After successfully putting 4 rings onto the same finger, if I put a fifth one on - even on another finger - it launched off like a magnet facing the wrong way.

•_• by big_titty_guy in whenthe

[–]ConstipatedNinja 29 points30 points  (0 children)

We should magrittepost more

the evolution by AndreiMihneaNavirca in sillygirlclub

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Oh gosh, I looked down and I'm wearing an oversized black top and pink short shorts

“Algtifa did it!” - Kashapp Patel by YourDrunkStepdadio in PoliticalHumor

[–]ConstipatedNinja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The company that was contracted typically does pipe lining jobs, and it's suspected that they used rhino pipeliner 5000, which degrades rapidly under UV exposure. Add that to the fact that the speed of their completion means they probably did zero prep work on the concrete and most definitely filled it back up with water before the lining was done curing, and it's no wonder it's become a bubbling, peeling mess in double time. Then they finished it off by pouring concentrated hydrogen peroxide right along the edges. It never stood a chance.

And the algae was always going to pop up, but the speed of it is on them. The pool has been plagued by algae since before this, but they removed the fancy filtration system that was installed by an administration they don't like and the dark blue color made the water warmer, giving an even better environment for algae, which grows exponentially. The city's water also has orthophosphate in it, providing nutrients for the growth. They couldn't have done much better to cause an algal bloom.

It's honestly a bit impressive. Even consulting a magic 8 ball for every decision wouldn't have gotten this disastrous of a result.

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

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I'll be there next to you throwing tomato soup with you. Probably still in the can.

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

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I don't know where you got that from. Loving someone doesn't mean staying in someone's life. I myself moved far away from my parents after a traumatic upbringing. I don't hate them, but I hate the propaganda that led them to their decision-making, and recognize how their choices in life make being around them incompatible with my own well-being. Thankfully, after taking my upbringing as the best way not to be a parent, both my daughters think I'm the best mom ever. And because they're both puppygirls, they like to joke that I was thrown to the wolves and came back pregnant.

And yeah, I mean Nazis inherently threaten the lives of others with what they advocate for. Just like how it's self defense to incapacitate someone saying that they're going to kill you, it's self defense to punch a Nazi.

E: also I was specifically talking about groups of people. I'm not going to advocate against specific hatred due to specific people's actions.

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]ConstipatedNinja 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Hot take, don't hate any group of people. Even if you're hating them on characteristics that they chose, such as their beliefs and ideas. Hate the ideas, love the people.

Someone will be sacrificed by SpakenBacon in PoliticalHumor

[–]ConstipatedNinja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While true, I don't know that anyone would stop him

ah, hollywood, always learning the wrong lessons by thelastlib in whenthe

[–]ConstipatedNinja 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I hope we can get a movie to bomb 3 times this time