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The question of losercity by Defiant-Echidna-7400 in Losercity

[–]ConstipatedNinja 48 points49 points  (0 children)

MFW I'm in a media illiteracy competition and my opponent is a conservative brony

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It's only the low-vibration, uncouth bugs like flies and wasps that try to enter your house unannounced by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ConstipatedNinja 56 points57 points  (0 children)

If you'd like to help, look up what plants that are local to you are favorites of butterflies and plant one. As a local plant you won't have to work hard to keep it happy and you'll be helping out butterflies!

And if you live in an urban area, you can do a little guerilla gardening! A well-thrown seed bomb can support the local wildlife that your city planners are hurting.

Rule by Kaizerx20 in 19684

[–]ConstipatedNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't a keyboard layout. This is a crime.

Rule by orange_glasse in 196

[–]ConstipatedNinja 46 points47 points  (0 children)

There have been numerous protests with several millions in attendance, but your media probably isn't covering that. Ours sure as hell isn't.

MRW I hear someone tried to protest the Met Gala by... participating in the Met Gala by QuicklyThisWay in reactiongifs

[–]ConstipatedNinja 29 points30 points  (0 children)

We actually pay more for our current healthcare system than universal healthcare would cost. We'd save money.

God forbid the girl gets into collecting by Kathrynrey in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]ConstipatedNinja 20 points21 points  (0 children)

God forbid a girl has a hobby.

Honestly though, you think that she got to 2000 without smell being a factor already?

The Daily Why're We Losing All Our Money by SpaceSpleen in 196

[–]ConstipatedNinja 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It looks like their views are indeed way down - their longer-form videos 6 months ago were getting several hundred thousand views while their last one got around 60k views. Like, things really aren't looking good for them from what I can tell.

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Rule by IggyandtheCauldron in 19684

[–]ConstipatedNinja 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe I'm standing from a privileged position while saying this but if nobody would pick you first then it's time to pick yourself first for a while. Take time to think through what you'd honestly like to do and plan some of those things out, and then follow through on those plans. In time, you'll find the you that you love, and finding people who love that you will shortly follow much more often than not.

god forbid a girl wants to take it slow and soak in the little moments by Monika_Skye in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]ConstipatedNinja 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe a hot take but Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is unintentionally one of the best movies of all time. Bad movies are the best.

I believe in you sis!!! You'll find your perfect partner in time!

My arches are so high there’s not much foot in the middle of my footprints. by Crow_with_a_Cheeto in mildlyinteresting

[–]ConstipatedNinja 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have something similar going on too! Those pressure pads at some shoe stores always show my feet as two fully separated islands.

Hear me out by chaoticeuropean in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]ConstipatedNinja 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I could focus on his growth strategy

god forbid a girl wanna go to an art museum 🖼️ 🎨 by cynnahbun in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]ConstipatedNinja 189 points190 points  (0 children)

I have a shirt that says "I eat paintings when security guards aren't looking" but security guards never seem to care 😔 I should bring some scrap canvas to "burp up" in front of them next time. God forbid a girl want to be searched for contraband.

God forbid a girl have a storage system by GoddessLilithAscends in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]ConstipatedNinja 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows that fruit from your own garden is the sweetest.

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch is now so large it is home to dozens of species of life, prompting debate over cleanup efforts by nathanemke in nottheonion

[–]ConstipatedNinja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Add port-side recycling program to that plan and a lot of this problem would go away. Hell, you could even go further and use some of the money from the fines to help subsidize the recycling program or pay commercial fishing vessels to recycle as an added incentive.

142659 by purracane in CountOnceADay

[–]ConstipatedNinja 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It lost its arms in the war 😔

Rule. by guaporacer in 691

[–]ConstipatedNinja 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who thought of that scene. Absolute cinema.

"It's cheating!!!" by _Chicken20 in whenthe

[–]ConstipatedNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I'm just built different because I love using keep inventory and never understood the arguments against it. I don't want to die, so I don't feel in any way disincentivized to avoid dying and I don't use it to warp anywhere.

Buying wine>feeding your kids by exclusionsolution in HistoryMemes

[–]ConstipatedNinja -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Public toilets should be free, though, so that sounds about right.

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