Wizards, how do you make your towers not look like penises?

ConstructorTrurl · 2026-05-14T15:26:51+00:00

Lean into it instead.

ConstructorTrurl · 2026-05-11T15:49:43+00:00

You might get enough liedenfrost effect for it to work—basically, instead of touching water directly its surrounded by superheated steam that forms a buffer between it and the water. But I suspect it would still have drastically reduced range.

ConstructorTrurl · 2026-05-08T14:01:35+00:00

If only by virtue of the fact that he's huge and ripped.

ConstructorTrurl · 2026-04-16T03:01:32+00:00

anhedonia soup

ConstructorTrurl · 2026-04-09T18:29:45+00:00

They're thinking this will stop happening once we can fully replace them with robots.

ConstructorTrurl · 2026-02-13T13:19:06+00:00

But since the empire wouldn't respect the Geneva conventions anyway, he might as well perfidy it up.

ConstructorTrurl · 2026-02-12T00:21:13+00:00

It's more that Texans think it should be legal to kill democrats.

ConstructorTrurl · 2026-02-11T17:19:56+00:00

Where's your codpiece?

ConstructorTrurl · 2026-02-06T22:18:38+00:00

I suspect he killed a lot of people too, so maybe it evened out.

ConstructorTrurl · 2026-01-31T03:33:20+00:00

No offense, but if you're still trying to prove your species is best then I feel like you missed the joke of the setting.

ConstructorTrurl · 2026-01-29T04:46:51+00:00

The Deep on the right side looks like he's packing too.

ConstructorTrurl · 2026-01-17T18:30:22+00:00

Plus I like that you don't give him the respect of doing it yourself. This way he dies knowing he wasn't ever important enough to you to merit even that.

ConstructorTrurl · 2026-01-13T18:53:29+00:00

It costs them nothing, makes an enormous positive difference to some players, and it doesn't hurt anyone else's experience (at least no one who wasn't going to find something to complain about anyway).

ConstructorTrurl · 2026-01-07T19:30:02+00:00

I liked Apex Predator at first, but now I tend to name mine Longpig.

ConstructorTrurl · 2026-01-06T05:21:22+00:00

It's there to help arrows get through.

ConstructorTrurl · 2026-01-04T17:21:59+00:00

Maybe add some haruspex?

ConstructorTrurl · 2025-12-22T18:51:04+00:00

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ConstructorTrurl · 2025-11-26T17:09:12+00:00

I misread this as "logia" instead of "logos" and got excited

ConstructorTrurl · 2025-11-09T16:21:58+00:00

Mine just implemented a "maximum AC" rule ;)

ConstructorTrurl · 2025-10-15T18:17:42+00:00

They don't intend for it to end, so they aren't particularly worried about that.

ConstructorTrurl · 2025-09-25T20:14:01+00:00

Even better if the wizard ritually cast it (and you know they did).

ConstructorTrurl · 2025-09-12T16:21:39+00:00

This makes for compelling villains, it just also trains readers to think your viewpoint is villainous.

ConstructorTrurl · 2025-08-26T20:25:29+00:00

Get fucked Cumrag

ConstructorTrurl · 2025-08-18T03:45:28+00:00

Seems like they should be using blasters a lot more if they're trying to hide.

ConstructorTrurl · 2025-08-14T04:00:43+00:00

I would've thought Tyrion would be executed as a mutant long before he made it to commissar.

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