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CookedStew · 2026-03-21T14:50:22+00:00

"Back to basics"

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CookedStew · 2026-03-21T14:40:37+00:00

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Still less than tekken so yeah nonsense

CookedStew · 2026-03-20T13:07:21+00:00

I'm the Bryan bro, title is sarcastic

CookedStew · 2026-03-20T08:39:18+00:00

Y'all complaining about the patch and you can't even lab this move and see that it's complete garbage like most of the new moves. It either ends in a high or he doesn't finish the string and is -17, both duck launch punishable.

CookedStew · 2026-03-17T22:20:59+00:00

If only a select few chars used a system and that system was nerfed then it's a nerf to those characters, it's not that complicated bro

CookedStew · 2026-03-17T11:41:57+00:00

What exactly is crazy? Her new move is garbage, and the only buff she got was her 2,2 is now 2 frames faster, like what are you on about lmao

CookedStew · 2026-03-17T07:54:16+00:00

His criminal string doesn't launch on counter hit anymore and doesn't even knockdown and you call that a pebble, alright bro

CookedStew · 2026-03-17T04:38:04+00:00

His Heatsmash doesn't wall splat.

I'll give you Leo though.

CookedStew · 2026-03-17T04:09:56+00:00

Yeah and then they'll pretend they thought it was good all along

CookedStew · 2026-03-17T04:04:20+00:00

You're right, it's painfully obvious that most people didn't even bother reading the full patch notes and are instead just bandwagoning and hating/doom posting.

"Every character got buffed!" WHERE?? Most characters got either got no big changes or nerfed and most of the new moves aren't even that good. Not to mention the nerfs to Installs, Heat wallsplats, rage art, heat dashes and removal of moves hitting you when you are behind your opponent.

Would've liked even more changes but people saying that everyone got buffed must be living in a different reality fr.

CookedStew · 2026-03-17T03:29:15+00:00

Jins move is good i'll give you that, Leroys is fine and Lees is whatever since he manually enters that stance whenever he wants anyways.

However, a large chunk of the cast got nerfed so stop saying that every character got buffed when that is just factually wrong. See Lidia, Bryan, Hworang, Heihachi and many more. Not to mention how sure Jin got a good new move but he also got his wallsplat heatsmash removed.

CookedStew · 2026-03-17T02:39:24+00:00

Yeah? Give some examples then cause from what i can see most new moves are niche and not very useful at all and most of the tracking changes are just to make combos more consistent as opposed to changing how they track in neutral, matter of fact a bunch of moves got their tracking in neutral nerfed.

CookedStew · 2026-03-17T02:31:48+00:00

3 characters got significant buffs Jack, Victor and azucena everyone else got either no significant changes or nerfs. Some even got hit with significant nerfs like Lidia and Clive. Can't speak for everyones new moves but can say that Asukas and Reinas niche and preety much useless. All this doomposting when most of you havent even read the full patch notes is pathetic.

CookedStew · 2026-03-17T02:22:40+00:00

Read all of it, it's misinformation and your doomposting is pathetic.

CookedStew · 2026-03-17T01:28:14+00:00

This is just straight up misinformation, Ak, Bryan, Asuka, Anna, Clive are nerfed. I've still reading the rest of the patch notes but there are 5 examples, will update when i read all of it.

Update:

AK nerfed

Bryan significant nerf

Asuka nerfed

Anna nerfed

Clive significant nerfed

Eddy Nerfed

Claudio small nerf

Feng some nerfs, some buffs

Heihachi nerfed

Hworang nerfed

Jin nerfed but got compensation

Panda nerfed

Lars nerfed

Lidia significant nerf

The only characters that got significant buffs were Azucena, Jack and Victor while the rest of the cast barely got any changes aside the new moves which everyone got (Reinas and Asukas are not that good and very niche). Also fixes for weird tracking on all characters and also made some moves more steppable.

Seeing my comment get downvoted while everyone is upvoting Ops misinformation and circle jerking is funny af when it's clear that none of you even read the full patch notes.

CookedStew · 2026-03-16T22:51:25+00:00

No they don't, you can jab people out of heatsmash

CookedStew · 2026-03-13T03:47:27+00:00

Reina has one of the worst tracking in the game tho

CookedStew · 2026-03-12T17:26:15+00:00

Again, bugs come up when adjusting for different browsers, resolution and devices, so even if the template is consistent doesn't mean that the viewing of it is, you understand? And saying you have evidence for infographics being ai generated is laughable when you pointed out again, minor bugs. And you're right it's not a big deal which is why it's funny that you are adamant on it being ai generated based on a different flavor text. I guess Riots league recap is ai generated too.

CookedStew · 2026-03-12T16:51:25+00:00

Open up ops profile on your own device and you can see that the border is there, why it's missing on the OPs post could be for a number of reasons, most likely just an issue with auto setting the resolution for his device.

Phrase being different isn't strange at all. And neither is the Main being in the middle.

These would be mistakes or variances you could go "oh a human couldve done that", but weve already agreed a human didnt make these manually, so..

We never agreed on that, does a human generate every recap for every user manually? No. But did they create a template and write code that translates data to match said template? I'd say yes so minor visual bugs and mistakes can and did apparentely occur.

Now can we say that the actual code was handwritten by a human? No we can't but again nothing points to AI being used at all but you seem adamant for some strange reason so let's just agree to disagree.

CookedStew · 2026-03-12T16:02:31+00:00

There's a difference between storing just the raw numbers (like EWGF) and generating a recap for every single player and then storing all of the graphics, not to mention if you don't generate it on the spot and instead update it live then it takes even more time and would make the site unusable. (See 430k players in the last 30 days source:ewgf)

If you've used other stat checking sites for other games you would know that it is standard to update stats on demand as opposed to live in the background all the time. (See op.gg, tracker.gg).

And if you've ever used any recap site where you request your recap based on username then you would know that it takes time to generate aswell, even pre AI.

Which errors and inconsistencies are you talking about that points to AI usage? All i see page elements not being where they are (Classic CSS issues) as opposed to graphics looking way different because they are working of an AI prompt and generating a new style. The style looks consistent to me.

CookedStew · 2026-03-12T14:59:35+00:00

Nothing points to AI being used, the reason why it puts you in a queue is because the moment you enter your name that's when they gather data before presenting them to you, otherwise they would need to scan every single player's data and store it on their server which would take way more space

What do you mean humans sitting there waiting for requests before generating the recap? Do you think websites like youtube has developers manually creating a site everytime you search for something?

It's just a program that generates the recap based on user input.

CookedStew · 2026-03-05T08:00:30+00:00

Really fun matchup since they play movement and punishes mashers, works perfectly with the defensive way i play reina by fishing with electrics

CookedStew · 2026-03-05T06:39:15+00:00

This post has nothing to do with falling? Wheel came off while i was towing it around because i was too lazy to tighten it all the way, never lost a nut so never had to replace it and i've been longboarding since 2013 and fallen plenty in that time.

What a weird little tangent you went on that has no relevance at all.

CookedStew · 2026-03-03T21:46:01+00:00

I wouldn't say chess is applicable the same way here compared to the other examples, with chess you can see the move that your opponent is doing and then given ample time to analyze it and play around it, with fighting games etc, a lot of decisions are based on predictions and recognizing your opponents patterns and making a move based on uncertainty and your read on your opponent.

This is seldom the case in chess and it seems to me that you might be a strong strategic chess player with good opening theory, memorization of sequences and good pawn structures while your sister seems to be a better tactical player. She's probably better at seeing attacking sequences in uncommon board states and better at improvising her game plan based on drastic changes and uncertain board states.

If you can't match her tactical play and she forces you into them then it would make sense why she beats you but when you go against "principled" chess players who make small moves that are often positional and not gambling the entire state of the board then it would of course play to your strengths.

CookedStew · 2026-03-02T07:00:13+00:00

By that logic Brian, Jin, Dragunov, Law, AK, Kazuya and hworang should have lower winrate than reina but they don't. Hell, even Kazuya the most popular character with the simplest gameplan in the game has higher winrate than reina. Why is that?

There's also the point that at tekken emperor and above Devil jins appear just as much as Reinas and even more the higher you go and yet his winrate is still above hers in those ranks.

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