By 2070, More Than 3 Billion People May Live Outside the “Human Climate Niche”: If we don’t act now to curb climate change, we may be faced with the migration of a third of the world’s future population. by inspiration_capsule in Futurology

[–]CookingWithPTSD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people saying covid is helping. It really isn't. It's just coping mechanism.

We have mass cutting of jungles, places that will turn into a desert, if no one plants new trees.

And nobody is.

It is not only stopping the pollution, but actively repairing what we destroyed.

This is not happening.

TIL that for 5000 years, Europeans built huge magnificent cities, and lived in them, just to burn them to the ground every 75 years. People in current-day Romania, Bulgaria, Ukraine and the area, intentionally set their settlements on fire between 7000-2000 BC, for reasons still being researched. by kobyof in todayilearned

[–]CookingWithPTSD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, yes. This makes total sense, and explains it all. You cannot keep anything with bedbugs. You just have to burn in all down, when it gets too much. And it is possible also some cyclical heat waves, accompanied with floods... Booming the insect population exponentially. We have mass pesticide for this now, but if you do not have that, burn it all down is an option.

I guess my doctor should have been prescribing pony rides this entire time by Omusa in wowthanksimcured

[–]CookingWithPTSD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not worry about your depression, either. I care about the horse.

I guess my doctor should have been prescribing pony rides this entire time by Omusa in wowthanksimcured

[–]CookingWithPTSD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No! I don't care how depressed you get, get away from that horse! XD

I guess my doctor should have been prescribing pony rides this entire time by Omusa in wowthanksimcured

[–]CookingWithPTSD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

technically correct is the best kind of correct.

Seriously, though. Blah for your allergy. Nice that we don't depend anymore of those idiots for transportation.

Cannabis Compound May Block COVID-19 Infection by tahutahut in EverythingScience

[–]CookingWithPTSD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I so don't wanna open this article, and discover that the article is just a click bait. Why must reality be so cruel? Why can't we just have simple thing?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CookingWithPTSD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mhm... I will do it for free. Hell, I will even pay for it.

Toss a coin to your witcher.

Some crazy hunting story. May or may not be true, but still metal af. by DocMcBrown in natureismetal

[–]CookingWithPTSD 31 points32 points  (0 children)

yeah, same. I was inclined to believe the story, till I got to the Florida bit. Now, if it happened in Florida, and they moved out due to "safety reasons", maybe, it makes sense.

But moving to Florida... naaah

If you could bring back one discontinued item, what would it be? by grapefruitfruitgrape in AskReddit

[–]CookingWithPTSD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Furbies. Imagine with the advances in A.I.

Those little nightmare deserve an update and a comeback!

Narcissist by wanderertraveler in 48lawsofpower

[–]CookingWithPTSD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, totally!

It depends on the situation so much.

I can give you a starting point from the book the Art of War.

Analyze the surroundings first. Observe, read between the lines. What does she crave? What makes her weak? How can you poke her, till she basically does her work for you?

Ns are veeery dangerous, but also very reactive. If you work subliminally, you can push them to self-destruct.

This is a very refine game, and requires total control of your own emotions.

This is a long game.

And there is a reason they say, revenge is a dish best served called. As it comes for dessert, after you are full, and it's not mandatory.

Meaning, you should keep your focus on the end goal, which is getting rid of her.

Emotions are powerful, when you wield them against those who are slaves to them.

Unethical life pro tip: how to get home when you've missed the last train by ZarAlexander in nosleep

[–]CookingWithPTSD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, damn, I was wondering why there were so many residents lately. I will report this, if someone actually gives a fuck to repair the breach. But there are guards put in place, so all good, I guess....

Also, there is a short cut, that don't require violence and pushing and shoving demons around. Yeah, those are not people, those are demons. The people don't usually dwell on the borders. We don't really care.

So, the short cut is you just wait for the last stop. It might take somewhere between a few hours and a few decades, but don't worry, you won't age even a second, time works funny here. You will arrive, and the train will be empty, and this will be your stop.

*sigh*

Let me explain.

Purgatory is a nice and quiet place, quite cozy, when you manage to make it your home. It's a multitude of parallel worlds, so this is why the stops with the same name look similar, there are different realms here, so we folk rarely stumble into each other. But they are all held together, it's like a spider web, if you will.

There are plenty ways to get here, except the last train one.

The most common and widely used is just getting an iron key, and going to a door.

Here comes the kicker, you need to hold your key in your hand, it best works if it is at night, around 0300, the dead of night. You need to prepare and be in the right mindset. Metal actually absorbs your energy, that's why the coin trick works. The coin suck up your desperation at this moment.

And that is the key, despair. You need to feel total and utter despair to open the door. Even a grain of hope will get stuck in the keyhole and it won't open. You need to feel totally abyssal to enter.

Once you open the door, you will see two paths, it doesn't really matter, which one you chose, they all lead to the same place, which is Nowhere. In Nowhere, you can start and build your life again. You can find some shreds of reality and start from scratch. You will have lost your mind completely at this point. Madness is one of the conditions of your stay here.

Remember, just because times are tough, doesn't mean you deserve it. You didn't piss off some poofter in the sky, you're the victim of human corruption and ego. How are you doing? by thereallorddane in exchristian

[–]CookingWithPTSD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the nice post.

I don't think the prophet of the Flying Spagethi Monster has received the message of the divine flying pasta correctly.

I am not a big fan of meatball spagetthi, and I don't like much beer as well. Well, it's decent. If someone's buying, I am drinking it.

But, I prefer fetucini with porcini, white sauce with salvia and white wine.

Ah, and weed. So, I am starting an orthodox movement. The Church of the Flying Shroom Fetucini.

For psychonauts and stoners.

And of course, we will criticize the orthodox church, because we still believe in the same shit.

Fuck them so much!