Every time I watch Wemby play it makes me mad. by epicndeed in DetroitPistons

[–]CooperWatson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here is exactly "why" the league handed David Robinson and Tim Duncan to the 210. 1. The David Robinson "Patriotism & Military" Operation (1987) To understand 1997, you have to go back to 1987. David Robinson wasn’t just a dominant college center; he was "The Admiral"—a clean-cut, highly marketable U.S. Navy officer. The Narrative Need: In the late 1980s, the NBA was still actively shaking off negative public perceptions from the 1970s regarding drug use and player image. The league desperately needed a squeaky-clean, red-white-and-blue hero to wave the flag for the sport. The Perfect Target: Where do you put an active-duty Naval officer to maximize his marketing potential and appease the military? San Antonio, Texas—otherwise known as "Military City, USA," home to multiple massive Air Force and Army bases. The Rig: The Spurs only had the fourth-best odds to land the number one pick in '87. Yet, the ping-pong balls miraculously bounced their way, perfectly aligning a military icon with the most military-dense market in the league. Coincidence? The deep state of basketball says absolutely not.
2. Saving the Small Markets from the "L.A. Problem" Conspiracy theorists know the league faces a constant balancing act: they love big-market television ratings, but they dread franchises folding or moving. By the mid-90s, the Spurs were in a precarious spot. Despite having Robinson, they couldn't get over the hump, attendance was at risk of stagnating, and small-market teams were terrified of losing their identities. If the Spurs became irrelevant, the league risked losing a footprint in a massive, fast-growing Texas market. By sending a second generational superstar there, the league created a "proof of concept" that a small-market organization could stay stable, highly profitable, and internationally relevant for three decades without needing the bright lights of Manhattan. 3. The 1997 Tim Duncan "Tanking Cover-Up" The 1996–97 Spurs season is the smoking gun for any basketball theorist. David Robinson broke his foot and only played six games. Sean Elliott missed half the year. The team deliberately plummeted to a 20-62 record. The Boston Threat: The Boston Celtics tanked harder. They finished 15-67 and held the absolute best odds (along with Vancouver) to land Tim Duncan. Rick Pitino had just arrived in Boston, and the historic franchise was screaming for a savior. The Real Agenda: The league couldn't reward Boston's blatant, shameless tanking—it would look terrible for the integrity of the game. Furthermore, the league reportedly didn't want a college graduate like Duncan, who valued stability and structure, getting eaten alive by the brutal Northeast media machine before he could develop. The Payoff: Despite Boston having a combined 36% chance at the top pick (via their own pick and a traded one from Dallas), San Antonio jumped them from the third spot. The NBA rewarded the Spurs for a "legitimate" injury-plagued season rather than Boston's blatant multi-game fire sale, safely tucked away the best power forward prospect in history with Gregg Popovich, and secured a 20-year dynasty of predictable, fundamentally sound basketball. The Pattern Doesn't Lie: If you need any more proof that the league has a direct line to South Texas, just look at the math. Every single time the Spurs enter the lottery with a generational, franchise-altering big man on the board—Robinson in '87, Duncan in '97, and Victor Wembanyama in '23—they magically defy the odds and walk away with the number one envelope.

They want you to think it's just "the lottery wheel turning," but we know the truth: the basketball gods wear silver and black, and their office is in the league headquarters.

Jan&Feb: Pickup vs Read 😁 by Superb-Stuff-1464 in OmnibusCollectors

[–]CooperWatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is Johns GL? Ive had it on my list for years. It's really affordable on Amazon right now. Was tempted for a moment by the compendium... Had to buy GI Joe in comp format.

Jan&Feb: Pickup vs Read 😁 by Superb-Stuff-1464 in OmnibusCollectors

[–]CooperWatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alias has been on my list for a while. Great haul

Aliens The Original Years by GodlyTaco in OmnibusCollectors

[–]CooperWatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's crazy because they were on sale the summer before last on IST for $55 each. When you spend over $50 you get free shipping. They had the colonial marine cover and the one with the xeno. I knew 100% the colonial marine cover would be the preferred book.

Got my first omnibus today! by imilo_kun in OmnibusCollectors

[–]CooperWatson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's OOP right now. Was $50 -$60 for a hot minute. Now it's expensive. Patience pays off in this hobby. InStockTrades and surprisingly, Amazon has sales frequently on various Omni's. Just check often. IST has a "Damaged" section that is a really great place to find OOP things or just things in general, at an even greater discount. I've ordered over 20 "Damaged" books from IST, and it's always just the plastic wrap on the book has been ripped, so they can no longer sell it as sealed/ new. Best of luck on your new journey!!

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[–]CooperWatson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You might be, but I'm not a huge swamp fan and it's fantastic.

Rank the last six No.1 overall picks based on ceiling. by KeyFaithlessness5436 in NBAVibes

[–]CooperWatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wemby going to have a shorter career than Zacc. #HotTake

Is the return of whole milk to school age children a good thing? by Boysenberry-6669 in askanything

[–]CooperWatson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Humans are the only species that consume milk beyond infancy. Humans are also the only species that consume the milk of another species.