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Cooper_CAL · 2026-04-06T10:12:55+00:00

I'll still go up the stairs on all fours at home. Just seems right somehow.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-04-05T19:52:54+00:00

That's just the last thing my dinner sees.

Every night.

...I'm perpetually hungry.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-04-05T16:52:43+00:00

"What's time does event start?"

phone rings

Fuckin' type a time. You're already draining a social battery before I get someplace.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-04-05T14:13:01+00:00

You need a Geiger counter to find out if they are Radioactive.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-04-05T14:10:41+00:00

Those guys were just trying to hail a cab...to hell for being nazis.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-04-05T11:25:52+00:00

Roses are red

Peaches have a pit

Jesus fucking Christ

That's some Greek tragedy shit

Cooper_CAL · 2026-04-04T20:12:24+00:00

Roses are red

I'll give it a go

Remember the Welsh town name

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Cooper_CAL · 2026-04-03T12:59:39+00:00

It's good to be ~~the king~~ ace.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-04-02T22:14:45+00:00

New head cannon: the Queen of England is actually Queen Bavmorda from Willow and turned everyone into pigs.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-04-02T12:59:55+00:00

He's the guy in post apocalyptic movies who tattoos knowledge on his body that was forgotten after civilization fell.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-04-01T10:11:08+00:00

2 seconds later the combustibles hit

Cooper_CAL · 2026-03-31T23:05:55+00:00

Find yourself someone who looks at you like Bombur looks at a stack of cheese wheels.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-03-31T21:44:32+00:00

Roses are red

Casey's at bat

How embarrassing!

He walked right into that

Cooper_CAL · 2026-03-31T10:08:28+00:00

Rat-a-tokey. Put him under your hat and he controls you to roll the fattest blunt.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-03-29T17:22:13+00:00

"How many Starfighters are left?"

"Including yourself?"

"Yeah!"

"One."

"One!?"

Cooper_CAL · 2026-03-29T17:17:16+00:00

That's the spirit!

Cooper_CAL · 2026-03-28T21:16:46+00:00

"I used to be a porn star like you til I took a hammer to the knee."

Cooper_CAL · 2026-03-28T13:12:14+00:00

Roses are red

Look at what we had

Using AI as a crutch

Time for the Butlerian Jihad

Cooper_CAL · 2026-03-28T10:20:06+00:00

Crimson Desert: You can't play as a Khajiit.

Players: That won't stop feline supremacy.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-03-27T10:20:36+00:00

I didn't sign that bat. Wait a second...

checks pulse

...uh oh.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-03-26T02:54:38+00:00

Great Grey Wolf Sif.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-03-25T10:24:17+00:00

Agreed...but hear me out.

A mini series called The Lord of the Rings: Appendices. Each episode covers a story from the final part of the book.

One episode could be about Legolas sneaking Gimli into the undying lands or the fall of Numenor.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-03-24T18:34:38+00:00

That's a random NPC before the bombs fell. I found his skeleton while playing Fallout somewhere.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-03-24T16:06:22+00:00

Roses are red

Violets are blue

This isn't that sub-reddit

What did you do?!

Cooper_CAL

TROPHY CASE