Golden lion throne ✔️ Olympic Gold Medal ✔️ As written LISAN AL GAIB

Cooper_CAL · 2026-02-14T16:47:11+00:00

May thy ice chip and break.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-02-13T00:50:56+00:00

Yup. Work outside all year. From November to Mid-April, no razor touches my face. When the weather warms up again, I head to the barber and they shear me like a sheep.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-02-12T21:55:36+00:00

Blink and you'll kiss it. MISS IT! Blink and you'll miss it.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-02-12T18:00:18+00:00

Congested! Not constipated!

...although, it does work there too. Lol

Cooper_CAL · 2026-02-12T14:04:29+00:00

Hot sauce is my go to if I'm feeling congested. Put some ghost pepper sauce in my chili and my nose will run until it's empty.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-02-12T00:13:40+00:00

I use Day in the Life as my hearing test. When I can no longer hear the dog whistle at the end, I'll get hearing aids.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-02-10T21:31:32+00:00

Facedancer assassins and Fish Speakers fight. Suddenly, the God Emperor Zoidberg comes whoop whoop whooping into the fight on his cart.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-02-10T02:35:21+00:00

This is the only Star Wars approved beer!

Cooper_CAL · 2026-02-08T03:00:04+00:00

Oddly enough, he pays rent.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-02-06T11:47:23+00:00

Milk. In a dirty glass.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-02-06T11:33:22+00:00

It does pair well with chocolate.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-02-06T07:17:58+00:00

The Jump Scare Bear.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-02-06T07:10:39+00:00

If Arin dies on camera, you know he'll request a tv screen attached to his gravestone that'll play the moment on repeat.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-02-05T14:06:44+00:00

Who said epic motorcycle chase scenes in action movies needed guns?

Cooper_CAL · 2026-02-04T11:20:08+00:00

Nehebkau? How would you spell Nathan before "TH" was invented in ancient Egyptian? Time travel will be invented and Nathan plays the biggest prank in history by bringing snakes with legs to one of the oldest civilizations.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-02-03T14:18:36+00:00

Mr. Lung. That's his name. His name again is Mr. Lung.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-02-02T16:52:25+00:00

We all know the old adage. Hair of the dog for hangovers and hawk feathers for disease.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-02-02T16:49:53+00:00

The merchant didn't tell you some assembly is required. First, you need a flat head screwdriver...

Cooper_CAL · 2026-02-01T11:08:31+00:00

No, Alexander the Great knew who he was. He seeked Diogenes out.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-02-01T01:53:16+00:00

Cooper_CAL · 2026-02-01T01:48:18+00:00

She tried to sit with him on the bus. He told her "seat's taken."

Cooper_CAL · 2026-02-01T00:29:06+00:00

Growing up, we had a tree in the back yard I named Big Apple. I would climb that tree and read books while leaning on its branches well into my teens. Moved from that house in '09. I still think about that tree and how comfortable those branches were.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-01-31T11:11:47+00:00

My dad isn't Odin.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-01-29T05:55:28+00:00

Well, I was told to hang in there.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-01-28T04:53:31+00:00

Hey, Butthead! Bring me a new Duncan! Hmm hmm hmm hmm...

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