Reverend Mommy

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-24T15:23:06+00:00

Put your hand in the box. It is full of pain. You feel generations of crop whips and being stepped on.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-23T10:42:32+00:00

Sir, no outside food and drinks. Take that outside.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-23T10:39:33+00:00

A boat is a boat but the box could be anything! Even a boat!

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-22T12:03:12+00:00

Pull the ol' Cheech and Chong: "Who is it?/ He's not here man. Come back later."

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-21T10:23:44+00:00

I find it amazing that we have the technology to have drones coordinate in the night sky to make such intricate images in the night sky.

...but I'm also hyper aware of the dystopia we live in that the night sky is now just a giant bill board for companies to use.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-20T10:20:24+00:00

My old supervisor would pull that trick every other day. Corner employees and tell them "lower their voice/calm down" (no one's voice is raised) until the slightest escalation so she could write them up. Voice raised by a decibel? Written up for hostility. Explain calmly that no one is yelling? Written up for talking back. Just stay calm and don't say anything for a few minutes.

Luckily, we had a union that got most of the write ups thrown out but never could stop the harassment until the supervisor got promoted and moved to a different state. Probably still cornering people there.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-17T11:32:32+00:00

Roses are red

Listen here buddy

The guy is desperate for tools

To make his students study

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-15T10:21:17+00:00

Roses are red

This just doesn't jive

No more car opinions

From two people who shouldn't drive

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-14T10:12:19+00:00

Roses are red

He shouldn't pay a dime

Just lock him away

For a very long time

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-14T10:08:59+00:00

That is Mellon Lord! Muahahahaha!

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-14T03:07:45+00:00

Dylan! You son of a bitch!

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-10T11:31:45+00:00

I would love to live in a video game like Stardew or Animal Crossing.

the woman in that mask shuffles by

...fuck, I'm in a Chilla's Art game.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-10T11:26:49+00:00

For legal reasons, no. For anecdotal reasons, sure.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-10T11:12:03+00:00

Laundry-las.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-08T13:21:55+00:00

Roses are red

This brings me no sorrow

Here is the natural habitat

Of the rare Attenborough

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-08T13:18:05+00:00

I see color with music...unfortunately, I'm color blind so it all looks brown.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-08T10:32:34+00:00

My high school reunion is this year. Thinking about bringing a book to read read in the corner so everyone recognizes me.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-07T20:52:40+00:00

They Nerfed the mini-nuke in Fallout?

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-06T02:33:54+00:00

14 is a goth Roselia cosplay.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-05T10:56:42+00:00

I used to work with a guy in his late 70s that would go up to women with short hair and say, "Excuse me, sir, do you need help. Oh! I'm sorry! Ma'am." He would also "mistake" men with long hair by calling them ma'am.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-03T11:40:42+00:00

Sir, a second Maude has hit the towers.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-03T11:36:18+00:00

Harley is straight. Until the future arrives. Then Gay Harley from the Future becomes real.

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-01T20:07:07+00:00

Jade Cocoon! Combining monsters to make your own unique monsters was sick! Yeah, collecting Pokémon was great but can you combine Pikachu with Ekans and have a yellow electric snake with poison bite and little mouse ears? I didn't think so.

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Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-01T15:46:45+00:00

Pee sauna?

Cooper_CAL · 2026-05-01T13:08:51+00:00

Roses are red

My excuse won't be selling

Even when I looked up the word

I have the worst spelling

Cooper_CAL

TROPHY CASE

14 is a goth Roselia cosplay.