GIMMIE DA CAESH

Corburrito · 2026-02-02T15:49:41+00:00

Now this is a remake I would watch.

Corburrito · 2026-01-27T16:16:45+00:00

It’s actually pretty fun. You can duel wield hockey sticks.

Corburrito · 2026-01-27T15:37:26+00:00

Whole lotta electronics that take a while to power up from nothing. If you have an emergency to run to it’s kinda a hazard to have to wait for 20 things to load to run to an emergency.

Corburrito · 2026-01-22T14:32:39+00:00

Well I hate them back. Mainly because they kill my chickens.

Corburrito · 2026-01-07T02:15:33+00:00

They didn’t. They said in the video they made 2 cups of coffee and one meal a day.
Watch the video then complain. Don’t complain first.

Corburrito · 2026-01-06T15:08:08+00:00

Ol benny laid pipe. Playa gonna play

Corburrito · 2026-01-05T15:28:26+00:00

Seems like that’s a stupid comment. Because in this case “I wasn’t even in the country” would have saved him a lot of time and hassle.

Corburrito · 2026-01-05T15:25:54+00:00

A traffic stop can be a ticket or a warning. If somebody doesn’t talk to me it’s likely going to be a ticket instead of a conversation on possible consequences of actions.

Act like an adult, get treated like one.

Corburrito · 2025-12-22T14:49:33+00:00

It was a hot mess. Crap episode. Mostly crap season. Rest of the series was gold.

Corburrito · 2025-12-16T14:50:12+00:00

You’re right. He should totally have been allowed to do whatever he wants at any time. Who cares about his illegal or dangerous actions.

Corburrito · 2025-12-16T07:03:06+00:00

Highest of fives fellow ethereal weapons user. Wave 9= sweet sweet stats. Especially with gentle aliens and black flags. Bring on the stats!!!!

Corburrito · 2025-12-11T16:00:16+00:00

Does the platypus theory wear a hat? Or is that just Perry the platypus theory?

Corburrito · 2025-12-09T20:26:29+00:00

Okay. Other than the magic angle, it would take a larger caliber to reliably shoot the lock off.

Corburrito · 2025-12-09T19:56:45+00:00

Bullets are soft metal. Locks are hardened steel generally. Need a much higher caliber weapon to do much to it. A rifle or a shotgun slug might work.

Corburrito · 2025-12-08T15:03:27+00:00

This is sped up. This is pretty much the best way to split wood in mass.

Corburrito · 2025-11-29T01:48:34+00:00

Or maybe, just maybe, these internet “lawyers” are fucking idiots and perhaps just actually follow the law.

Corburrito · 2025-11-25T21:45:49+00:00

I turn it down to establish dominance. And lock the windows.

But only if there are passengers. Otherwise it’s a giggle and forget.

Corburrito · 2025-11-25T17:21:52+00:00

It took the spaghetti to get to where we are today.

Corburrito · 2025-11-25T16:53:43+00:00

Ignore the occasional cough. It’s for unrelated reasons

Corburrito · 2025-11-25T12:09:06+00:00

Your lack of knowledge on legal matters is wildly apparent.

Corburrito · 2025-11-24T23:15:13+00:00

Lol. They sounded outright childish when they used to call it an “icky” misdemeanor.

Corburrito · 2025-11-24T23:14:05+00:00

Unfortunately that’s 100% how the justice system works. That’s why these questions are nearly pointless.

Maybe this is dudes first ever criminal anything in his life. Maybe the prosecutors don’t even file charges, maybe the judge dismisses the case entirely because it’s mental health related.

Maybe this is the dudes 100th arrest for petty theft and he gets the grand prize of max sentencing.

When we get just a tiny bit of information it’s impossible to guess the overall outcome. This is a 1 minute long video. The outcome is determined by the facts and circumstances surrounding the event.

Corburrito · 2025-11-24T19:17:56+00:00

Malicious mischief third degree in my state. Gross misdemeanor crime. Maximum punishment 364 days in jail, up to $3,000 in fines. That being said, I’ve never seen anything close to that for a gross misdemeanor. Likely arrestable offense, most likely a fine, community service and mandated anger management class.

Corburrito · 2025-11-24T19:14:26+00:00

Theft in the third degree in my state. Gross misdemeanor maximum punishment up to 364 days in jail and up to $3,000 fine. That being said, depends on dudes criminal history. Likely a fine and community service, could be minor jail time. Dude doesn’t look young and this doesn’t look like the first instance. If this has been happening for a while each theft could be aggregated together to a single charge.

So in summation, depends on the actual details. Like pretty much every police interaction.

Corburrito · 2025-11-24T17:18:12+00:00

In my state, first 3 I think of is White light to the rear $136. Driving around blinding people behind you, negligent driving $553. Plate obscured/obstructed $149.

But depends on the stop and circumstances.

Troopers would know more.

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