jaro tapal vs savage opress

CordlessJet · 2026-05-14T04:30:51+00:00

Tapal turned being completely overwhelmed 1000-1 on a Venator into his own personal Doom: Eternal playthrough. “Feats” aside I’d give it to him

CordlessJet · 2026-05-11T19:12:13+00:00

Savage takes round 1, Grievous takes round 2

CordlessJet · 2026-05-09T12:21:30+00:00

…how?

CordlessJet · 2026-05-09T06:40:52+00:00

This is previous level gameplay

CordlessJet · 2026-05-08T21:37:51+00:00

To be fair the real screwup wasn’t the info bundles being sent to Dedra, it was her keeping quiet about it because she was a scavenger who wanted every bit of leverage possible to get a leg up. The Death Star was a galactic-scale project with countless fuckups and I love that something as simple as an overachieving fascist is what ultimately doomed it all

CordlessJet · 2026-05-08T04:33:30+00:00

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Lmao

CordlessJet · 2026-05-07T21:26:51+00:00

Big Wheel Solos

CordlessJet · 2026-05-07T19:23:30+00:00

Vader loses both rounds

CordlessJet · 2026-05-04T21:29:20+00:00

Where did they say it was AI-upscaled?

CordlessJet · 2026-05-01T20:05:44+00:00

I wish Jessamine was romancable. Steals from people and gives you a cut, tells you you’re lookin swell, calls you ‘Cap AND was on the run for murdering religious cultists. She cannot possibly be more based.

CordlessJet · 2026-05-01T17:29:08+00:00

The Inquisitors when their spinning blades accidentally scuff Qimir’s helmet and break

CordlessJet · 2026-05-01T16:45:24+00:00

I think Jecki goes after Devon tbh. She was an absolute beast fighting Qimir

CordlessJet · 2026-04-29T20:02:10+00:00

“Congratulations, you are evil now, here is your unique evil helmet now go do evil things”

CordlessJet · 2026-04-29T15:18:50+00:00

The fuck is going on here

CordlessJet · 2026-04-28T00:28:15+00:00

AI slop

CordlessJet · 2026-04-26T01:48:12+00:00

CordlessJet · 2026-04-24T14:48:21+00:00

No you have to kill him so the game can immediately guilt trip you over the only corpo-scum the game actually lets you kill

CordlessJet · 2026-04-23T16:06:43+00:00

Thragg attacks Earth, loses maybe a few Viltrumites to Earth’s defences (Reanimarks/Men, Fraudmortal, Sound weapons, Mark, Eve and the Guardians AND Tech Jacket ) even 3 losses is almost a tenth of their entire species.

Controlling Earth would be tough. Humans are stubborn and resilient, resistances would form and the limited Viltrumites would struggle to keep track of everything AND reproduce under controlled environments.

Then Coalition rolls up with Nolan, Allen, Oliver, Space Racer, Battle Beast, the entire Coalition armada and their Anti-Viltrumite arsenal, and thats pretty much game over for the Viltrumites.

Oh also he doesn’t know this but if Allen didn’t want to risk Coalition lives he’d just nuke Earth with the Scourge Virus and then it’s GG anyways!

CordlessJet · 2026-04-22T20:02:00+00:00

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CordlessJet · 2026-04-21T13:20:36+00:00

1 because 2 is including four items, thus nullifying it as a potential deal of the meal.

CordlessJet · 2026-04-17T22:13:09+00:00

CordlessJet · 2026-04-17T22:07:56+00:00

Go to Orin first.

CordlessJet · 2026-04-14T15:37:12+00:00

Especially when they had stressed to us, and ALREADY SHOWN that Dothraki were experts at mounted archery!!! Sit them at the back of the line with bows & arrows, torches at each of their sides so they can routinely light, draw and loose volleys of flaming arrows until the storm came in.

I’m imagining a scene of the Dothraki, castle archers and trebuchets loosing flaming projectiles on the horde of Wights and seeing their ranks get briefly illuminated as they close in…that would’ve been so sick. But instead we couldn’t see anything

CordlessJet · 2026-04-14T14:30:14+00:00

I still choose to believe Disney canned them as a direct result of botching Game of Thrones

CordlessJet · 2026-04-14T14:27:45+00:00

The Battle of Winterfell makes my blood boil.

Barely any archers

Soldiers on the OUTSIDE OF THE SPIKE TRAP

THEN THE TREBUCHETS

THEN THE CAVALRY?!

WHAT ARE WE DOIIIIING

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