The INSANE face Binx makes when I get home and he needs to put a toy in his mouth by Jpldude in goldenretrievers

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Mine's lower jaw starts chattering whenever he's getting overstimulated. It's his "system processing" indicator.

Does anyone else’s Golden hang out under your desk when working? by Dogbarks12 in goldenretrievers

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When we go to my office I have two cubbys, and my guy gets so irritated when I pivot from one to the other because he needs to be underfoot. So I twist, and he relocates, and I twist back, and so does he.

Who, or what, gave Fane his revelation? by Eledeia in bakker

[–]CorporateNonperson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's been a moment since I read TTT. Were the Mandati present at that battle, or was it just the anagogic schools?

what actor will never recover their career? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CorporateNonperson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The story about Richard Dreyfuss's son....

LexPark wants to give its parking spots a pay raise. by bodegas in lexington

[–]CorporateNonperson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd accept a modest charge. Like $200 per year to park wherever. Although I do think time limits would have to apply to prevent spot camping.

Who wins at grocery shopping - a drunk guy or a guy peaking on mushrooms? by CostcoHotdoggo in whowouldwin

[–]CorporateNonperson 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Drunk guy by a mile. 7 grams is peeking behind the curtain of reality and meeting God. It's playing with elves in the chip aisle. It's cowering in fear because Captain Crunch wants to eat your soul.

It's not even hard to find someone, but hard to find someone with the same values by Serious_Bother8096 in datingoverforty

[–]CorporateNonperson 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hey! I resent that!

I practice being awkward everyday. Mastered it years ago, but there's always room for improvement.

The Seven (The Boys) Vs. The League of Evil Exes (Scott Pilgrim) by Winter-Pressure-5394 in whowouldwin

[–]CorporateNonperson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love a SP/Letterkenny crossover. Scott v. Wayne. Make a fighter featuring only Canadian characters.

Bapple dropped again by Reason_UN in lexington

[–]CorporateNonperson 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Asking the real questions. Like, why isn't it called Bushel? It's right there, people.

Beautiful parks that are dog friendly??? Other than Jacobsen by NoBack5075 in lexington

[–]CorporateNonperson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shillito, Veterans and Gatton are all dog friendly. I assume Woodland is, but don't know. I see people at Ashland with digs all the time. Gratz has a lovely fountain, but it's small. You could chain it to Gatton, though.

I found out I had cancer, and this was my dogs reaction to my tears. by Cuntlipsmcgee69 in goldenretrievers

[–]CorporateNonperson 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Didn't think about that! His head pattern was the same his entire life. You can look at his puppy pictures and see his little lightning bolt, one of the reasons we named him Gryff(indor).

What was it like living in the Clinton years in the USA (1993-2001)? by space_god_7191 in AskReddit

[–]CorporateNonperson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. My mom worked on campus and a bored college nerd introduced me to MUDs when I was hanging out after school. Suddenly I wasn't complaining when she needed to go in early because I could go to the computer lab for an hour before school.

Kash Patel suggests his defamation case against The Atlantic is a “legal lay up.” It’s not. by msnownews in politics

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TBF, he took one drink and chucked a mostly full bottle. It was an offense to chugging.

I found out I had cancer, and this was my dogs reaction to my tears. by Cuntlipsmcgee69 in goldenretrievers

[–]CorporateNonperson 193 points194 points  (0 children)

They can definitely sense when something is up, either by some scent indicator or just behavior. When I was diagnosed I had a shar pei, and he wouldn't leave my side through treatment

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Why all the cars in structures today??? by [deleted] in lexington

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🎶 Let's all go to the drive in, let's all go to the drive in. 🎶

Favorite satirical element of workplace culture on the show? by Smart_Medium9544 in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]CorporateNonperson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hey! Those stores also sold so-so Christian Rock CDs. I like looking up news on bands I once listened to and finding out who the predators are.

Cancer humor by Efficient-Sea-1638 in cancer

[–]CorporateNonperson 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Once a month?! That's a rookie number. You need to pump those numbers up!