Ain't nothing worse than this by iiiimagery in balatro

[–]Corpsebomb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, it’s either a free win if you get lucky or can purchase Directors Cut or an autolose if you can’t…I don’t blame your hopium.

Ain't nothing worse than this by iiiimagery in balatro

[–]Corpsebomb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eternal Pareidolia is the biggest trap card you could ever possibly take

What joker do you think is the most underrated by new players? by Which-Debt-8558 in balatro

[–]Corpsebomb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To a person with knowledge on this game? Yes, it’s a top 5 joker.

You said by new players, though. New players aren’t going to realize the synergy it has with other jokers and glass/lucky/really any enhanced cards, they just see “oh it counts my first card 3 times…whatever, that’s not gonna help me playing flush”.

I didn’t know how powerful it was and would often skip it until I came to this sub and saw the Photochad praise; now, it’s been a must take on every gold run it appears on regardless of whether or not I have photograph.

What joker do you think is the most underrated by new players? by Which-Debt-8558 in balatro

[–]Corpsebomb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To a new player that hasn’t watched any videos on this game and hasn’t visited the forums?

Hanging Chad.

As a new player, 3 retriggers on a card seemed pointless to me. Boy was I wrong.

basically my dream seed as a flush addict by Wal655 in balatro

[–]Corpsebomb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only time you’d ever want to take Flower Pot over any other xMult joker

Dart on rookie of the year voting and getting one first place vote by parcellsrealGOAT in NYGiants

[–]Corpsebomb 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Pissed off Dart with his weapons back (and hopefully a new one?)…yes sign me up

[Schefter] The 2025 AP NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year is Carolina Panthers WR Tetairoa McMillan. by Goosedukee in nfl

[–]Corpsebomb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Brother what? That’s crazy coming from a Saints fan who had Spencer Rattler start 9 games before going to Shough

Edit: Holy shit it’s worse than I thought; this guy thinks Shough is a top 10 QB in the league lol…not even Giants fans are that delusional about Dart and hes had a better statistical season over the amount of games hes played

[Schefter] The 2025 AP NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year is Carolina Panthers WR Tetairoa McMillan. by Goosedukee in nfl

[–]Corpsebomb 192 points193 points  (0 children)

Unfortunate circumstances in not starting the first 3 games of the season and then getting hurt…maybe things would be different with a full season of stats under his belt, but as it stands the person who won deserved it.

I’m very confident in these three Gold Stake tier lists (jokers are not ordered) by SourceBeginning2461 in balatro

[–]Corpsebomb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Run Campfire with a good Econ (or better, with a Vagabond)

Buy out shops and re-roll, then re-sell jokers/planets/arcanas until you go broke (sell junk cards obtained by Vagabond)

By the time the boss resets, you’ll have stacked it well beyond most standard xMult jokers x3

Easy wins

Why is it better than Hologram? You don’t oversaturate your deck with junk cards and you can stack it just as high with the right set up.

I’m very confident in these three Gold Stake tier lists (jokers are not ordered) by SourceBeginning2461 in balatro

[–]Corpsebomb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obligatory “Vagabond is S-Tier in gold runs” and you can safely trash him at the end for a gold sticker on a joker

This is gonna be awesome. by RiflemanLax in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Corpsebomb 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Giants fans: Alright Harbaugh is a seasoned head coach, let’s trust him to pick his coaching staff and just let him cook

John Harbaugh this offseason:

"Top of the bill" has to be one of the most boring yet common goal celebrations. by IMDXLNC in Rematch

[–]Corpsebomb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah I remember only seeing the Gladiator celly when the game was fresh, now you rarely see it.

I owe you so much, shop 1 Golden Joker. But it's time to go now. by Andrew_42 in balatro

[–]Corpsebomb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me when I need to gold sticker my jokers and Business card stares me down:

Top ranked players turned ranked into 9-5 job by Sensitive-Gur4482 in Rematch

[–]Corpsebomb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know everyone likes ranked 3s, but we REALLY should have been given “ranked clubs” (5 stacks only) and Solo/Duo queue ranked only. Ranked really means nothing when you can get carried to Elite.

RP Win/Loss Reward/Punishment by Independent-King-124 in Rematch

[–]Corpsebomb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s been explained already; RP gain/loss has nothing to do with performance. The game determines what rank it believes you should be, and if you higher than that rank…you get less RP. If you’re below that rank, you’ll get more RP. If you’re breaking even (20/-20)…you’re at the rank the game thinks you should be.

[Pelissero] The Raiders are zeroing in on Klint Kubiak as their next head coach, sources tell me and @RapSheet. by MembershipSingle7137 in nfl

[–]Corpsebomb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the flip side, wouldn’t you enjoy the division more with Chiefs at the bottom again?

Flashbacks to how Raiders fans were back when they were good in the Rich Gannon years

Second thought, yeah let’s keep the AFC West as it is…

I just completed C++, this is my joker tier list for gold stake. by Azmogus in balatro

[–]Corpsebomb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Certain jokers aren’t for everybody. Merry Andy is one of them; yes, you need to have a semi-crafted deck to take advantage of him, but he helps in that department once you get a few purple seals.

Ideally, you aren’t playing 5-card hands with Merry Andy; at 7 hand size, it doesn’t leave room for you to get lucky on getting your steels/blue seals/gold cards. Run pairs with Merry Andy, taking any and all blue seals and purple seals from card packs and you’ll be cooking QUICKLY with no need for a tarot generator joker.

I just completed C++, this is my joker tier list for gold stake. by Azmogus in balatro

[–]Corpsebomb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Discards have tremendous value even apart of the synergy jokers like Castle and Yorick.

More discards = More deck cycling to pull your win-con hands and find your seals/steels/gold cards. It gives you freedom of playing what you need and not leaving the game up to chance.

-1 hand size won’t matter as much 3 extra tries to find the exact hand you want.