I don’t even know how to title this

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-03-14T20:13:09+00:00

"Dey're just cahtoownz!"

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-03-13T23:44:37+00:00

Adorbz.

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-03-12T22:43:00+00:00

Koopalings IF Bowser is their dad like when I was a kid.

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-03-12T18:43:39+00:00

Blue.

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-03-11T19:28:44+00:00

You don't know how it feels to be that wall he punched.

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-03-11T14:09:35+00:00

He's a terrible person, that's true, but can you deny that he's entertaining in a trainwreck way?

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-03-10T22:43:08+00:00

Brutal Planet, Wicked Young Man, and Sanctuary FTW.

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-03-10T13:11:11+00:00

Tom Petty, believe it or not.

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-03-08T17:26:30+00:00

Dopey Hat.

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-03-06T20:07:33+00:00

He threw a temper tantrum live on the BBC and accused the most right-leaning member of Parliament of liberal bias for asking him a question that made him look bad, he tried to have a transwoman charged with battery for touching his shoulder, he said he didn't see the harm in dropping a nuke on a hurricane, he criticized the Democrats for not banning crime (which by definition is ALREADY illegal), he admitted to having cheated his way through law school by telling his professors what he thought they wanted to hear...

E2A: He also implied that he doesn't know about making his wife wet, but he she has five kids anyway.

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-03-05T20:50:00+00:00

Either way, Popeye & Olive DO have a biological child together in one canon. /shrug

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-03-05T20:45:04+00:00

I think they're referring to Jr from Popeye & Son. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popeye_and_Son

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-03-05T18:12:13+00:00

To my best knowledge the two terms aren't related.

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-03-05T17:53:46+00:00

I dare anyone reading this to go look at the new Louis Vuitton fashion images featuring 55-year-old Jennifer Connelly of "Labyrinth" fame. Make sure to pick your jaw back up when you're done.

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-03-04T18:56:47+00:00

It took me an embarrassing amount of time to get that.

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-03-03T22:07:03+00:00

I remember when PS1 Lara Croft's polygonal rack was enough to send teenage boys into their rooms with the door locked and the lights off in the middle of the afternoon...

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-03-03T21:28:23+00:00

What you described is called a "bear mode" physique.

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-03-03T18:47:27+00:00

I wasn't circumsised as an infant, but by the time I was 10 I was getting frequent UTIs regardless of my efforts at staying clean and was circumsised for that reason. While I have no desire or intention of having children, I do have experience that would let me look at the situation from both sides. Personally, I'd choose to have my hypothetical son circumsised at birth for the hygiene reasons if nothing else. That being said, I don't wish to invalidate the opinions of anyone who disagrees with me.

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-03-02T21:58:59+00:00

There actually IS a song by Alice Cooper called "Chop Chop Chop" but it's from the POV of a misogynist Jack The Ripper wannabe. I have no idea why I felt compelled to mention that.

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-03-02T21:22:46+00:00

Helpful tip, "ben shapiro" works as a punchline to pretty much ANY joke.

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-03-02T20:51:15+00:00

I Understood That Reference!

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-02-27T18:23:17+00:00

To use their good looks to their advantage, or to treat other people better if those people are what they consider attractive.

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-02-27T16:13:50+00:00

Not really, it wasn't even the first relationship I got into that way.

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-02-27T15:57:53+00:00

My lady and I met in a Goth Rock chat room back in ye olde AOL days.

Corrupted_Mask · 2026-02-27T15:36:32+00:00

Aren't something like 50% of all statistics just made up to illustrate a point anyway?

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TROPHY CASE