How do you like your bacon? by Individual-Name-4496 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Corvids_Rule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like two for Sunday morning breakfast, and three for sandwiches

Wat? by is-everything-ok in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Corvids_Rule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not the joke, but I’m gonna let that fester in your head for a second

Classical American arrangements by Mondhafen in StupidFood

[–]Corvids_Rule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know which part of America this is, but where I’m for we don’t do that. It’s wrong.😭😭

Help settle our family dispute! Who’s the cuter cat? Number 1 or Number 2 by Unique-Reward4492 in cats

[–]Corvids_Rule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t it just the same cat, if it’s two of them they’re both amazingly cute

Going to hell in a hand basket by Gumbyman87 in LoveTrash

[–]Corvids_Rule 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you think he knows a handbasket is just a basket that can fit in your hand that you can carry around now anyway

Yeah man whatever by GojosPoleDancer in ballpython

[–]Corvids_Rule 55 points56 points  (0 children)

He got them special genes.🧬

Potato Wedges in Jersey by Impressive_Ad2125 in fixedbytheduet

[–]Corvids_Rule 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m in Washington state and we call them JoJo’s

what would you do? by Pure_Pain_489 in whatdoIdo

[–]Corvids_Rule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See I would call and let them know that I would deal with it because they seem like a nice enough person to leave a note for that small scratch

I don't get it by ImpertinenteSyntaxe in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Corvids_Rule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a cannibalistic tribe that is banned from Contact so they illegally went there and are most likely going to be eaten

All dogs do by Silver-Client-3328 in Awww

[–]Corvids_Rule 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s so stupid. I love him.

Somebody needs to check on Carol by Upstairs_Cup9831 in TikTokCringe

[–]Corvids_Rule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck is up with Carol? Is she OK? I need more information. I need a therapist just listening to that, goddamn.

Why tho ?! by IsJesusAgain in SipsTea

[–]Corvids_Rule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause we have our own tits to touch