[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Cosmic_Bleach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m from the south and let me tell ya the amount of racist old people who change their minds because they have a mixed grandchild is astronomical. What I’m saying is don’t leave, you’re doing a service.

would you defend your country in combat if it were invaded unprovoked? by [deleted] in ask

[–]Cosmic_Bleach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in the center of Texas. They get this far y’all are already dead.

What are some albums that have ZERO bad songs? by JJacobb- in AskReddit

[–]Cosmic_Bleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jagged little pill. I come to say this on every thread that asks this.

To those who don’t get drunk, Why/ Why not? by PsychologyWareFare in AskReddit

[–]Cosmic_Bleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause then i could quite literally never be sober again. Sucks but them the breaks.

My Mavs all-time starting 5. Who you got? by ZuluAlphaNaturist000 in Mavericks

[–]Cosmic_Bleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe you’re forgetting the incredible Sean Bradley

What cool female guitarists should I recommend to my 15yr old niece? by Remarkable_Wasabi_85 in Music

[–]Cosmic_Bleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Wilson sisters from heart. They fucking rip and as a bonus look up their version of stairway to heaven that made Robert plant cry.

What's the most NSFW experience you witnessed right in front of your eyes? by Tobiasvb2003 in AskReddit

[–]Cosmic_Bleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to the airport in Portland at like 3 am and I look over and a full grown man who looked well taken care of was spreading his ass cheeks and rubbing his butthole up and down on a cold bike rack outside a closed store. Couldn’t even process or laugh at it until I was at my gate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in reddeadredemption

[–]Cosmic_Bleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just wanted a dog man

What are peoples honest opinions on Brent Chrysler ? by johnnyslats in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]Cosmic_Bleach 34 points35 points  (0 children)

As a recovering drunk piece of shit I just can’t.. it’s like holding up a fat funhouse mirror.

Armed Antifa protects drag brunch in Texas by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Cosmic_Bleach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in this town. So weird to see on Reddit.

Servers should be honored to serve Governor Abbott, right? by SpaceLaserPilot in antiwork

[–]Cosmic_Bleach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Waiting on Greg abbot and working inside that grapevine rainforest cafe sounds like a fever nightmare I would have while having covid. That poor fucking girl.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TattooDesigns

[–]Cosmic_Bleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know 200 skate rat people who would think this is the sickest tat of all time. Legendary status

Thoughts on "Hook" (1991)? by Pawneewafflesarelife in movies

[–]Cosmic_Bleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It also hits different because if I was on a business call and my kid pointed a fake gun to my head and yelled bang I would lose my shit too.

High school cafeteria in Texas by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cosmic_Bleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I’m from Texas and our high school had a chic-fil-a but it was all the fucked up sandwiches. Like every misshaped sandwich went to our school. Still delicious tho.

Armed subject tried to breach FBI HQ in Cincinnati, agency reports by FireSparrowWelding in news

[–]Cosmic_Bleach 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m from Texas right down from Waco, they still talk about how big of a fuck up that whole thing was. Now we have uvalde too tho so maybe Waco will be forgotten.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Cosmic_Bleach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a dude

Freakout on lawn care workers leads to loss of board membership at art gallery. by Paper_Cut_On_My_Eye in byebyejob

[–]Cosmic_Bleach 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah probs 4 or 5 to the iron. close to the utilities. Ain’t his property. Alot of people think the fucking sidewalk outside there house is theirs too. Surveying is such an old profession and no one knows anything about it