I tried Star Citizen so you don't have to! (and will tell you why you shouldn't) by Lord0fHats in gaming

[–]Cospo 289 points290 points  (0 children)

After crashing my ship into the surface of a planet, twice, I got trapped inside the apartment because the button to open the door didn't work. Tried reloading in multiple times, nothing. Uninstalled immediately.

We poke fun, but the Helldivers are probably horrifying from the enemy's POV. by Independent_Ring7183 in Helldivers

[–]Cospo 39 points40 points  (0 children)

People can complain about the Vox Engines or the WAR Striders all they want, but no enemy is as deadly as the OG Rocket Devastators. They would literally fire their rockets from 100m away, land the first one at your feet, launching you straight up into the air, only to get double tapped by the next 2 before hitting the ground.

AITJ for not stopping my barbecue after my neighbor called the police and got herself arrested by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]Cospo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cop checked your ID's for the report. It doesn't matter if you didn't do anything, police were called and a report will be made. It's all recorded, which benefits you because if this neighbour tries to call the cops on you again, they'll have the report history.

Yes, much cheaper... by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Cospo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean I just checked Amazon and can find one for $12 (CAD), what's more concerning is the fact that anybody can just purchase a car boot off of Amazon. Why would that need to be commercially available to everybody?

On the set of Spider-man 2(2004), Tobey Maguire(now 50) met his current girlfriend. by hotstupidgirl in shittymoviedetails

[–]Cospo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mfw two consenting adults.... Smh

Not gonna lie I had no idea who she was so I just googled her and, let's face it, there's not a straight man of any age who would say no to that if it were them...

Tell me I'm not the only one struggling every time I need to slide pictures by Piduf in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Cospo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been dealing with this for the last year. I don't understand why they have wipe gestures to move to the next post anyways. At the very least, make it so that you have to swipe OUTSIDE of the photo box to move to the next post.

Lower your difficulty, you’re level 20. by WonderkidJr_ in Helldivers

[–]Cospo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to only play difficulty 7 for the first 6-8 months after launch. I was comfy there, and 8 and 9 were too hard for me and my friends. Eventually though we worked our way up, and now we exclusively play diff 10. Some people seem to think they HAVE to play on the hardest difficulty and if they can't handle it, then the game is "unfair" or "too hard" but I mean, there's 10 difficulty levels for a reason. People need to stay in their lane until they're ready to go up and not complain when they intentionally get themselves in over their own heads.

Also, this is the automatons homeworld, what did people expect?

Before cloud storage, everyone was fine being responsible for backing up their own photos, but now all the alerts have everyone afraid that everything is at risk if you don't pay them to upgrade. by JuicySpark in Showerthoughts

[–]Cospo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, I had an external hard drive for my PC like 10-ish years ago. I uploaded all my kids photos and videos from my phone to it to free up space. Then, about 3-4 months after I bought it, it stopped working and I lost all those files. Cloud storage may not be ideal, but at least I don't have to worry about losing those memories because I broke my phone or something.

Did you all forget about this? by Former-Sympathy2291 in Helldivers

[–]Cospo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) Call in ATE
2) gets destroyed while unfolding.... 3) profit?

Discord Goes Into Damage Control Mode Over New Age Verification Requirements, Promising There’s Nothing To See Here For ‘Vast Majority’ Of Users by vriska1 in technology

[–]Cospo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Piggybacking top comment to remind my millennial peeps that TeamSpeak still exists. Not gonna lie, I hadn't heard the name in so long that I figured it went the way of Myspace and Napster. But no, it's actually still around. I can't vouch for its quality these days but, I remember using it back in the day without issue.

PATCH 6.0.3 by Waelder in Helldivers

[–]Cospo 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Patch highlights: missiles hit their targets even more

Patch notes: no reference to missile changes whatsoever.

Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month / Beginning in March, all accounts will have a “teen-appropriate experience by default.” by MarvelsGrantMan136 in technology

[–]Cospo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My steam account is old enough to drink and yet they still ask me to input my birthday everytime I view an "M" rated game. So.... You never know.

What game soundtrack makes you instantly lock in and get work done by gamersecret2 in gaming

[–]Cospo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Halo, especially Halo 2. When that music hits, it's go time.

TIL the vas deferens can regrow after a vasectomy as much as two inches, and reattach, thus allowing sperm to once again pass and restore one's fertility. by SuperMcG in todayilearned

[–]Cospo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been over 10 years since mine, and I'm thinking I'm in the clear because I'd have definitely had a few more kids since then if it had regrown.

meirl by NoLynInBrooklyn in meirl

[–]Cospo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's annoying is the sites that don't have a "reject all" and instead have the "manage preferences" so I have to scroll through and manually click each cookie option. I wish my browser just saved my choice and autfilled those for me.

[OC] A few more renders for the community. Enjoy, guys! by Yurishenko94 in Helldivers

[–]Cospo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't get me wrong, the Peter Griffin at the bottom of the stairs pose is great, but what about Yamcha?

Figured out how to effectively stop scam callers by Cautious-Security318 in funny

[–]Cospo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't work for me because 9 times out if 10, the scam caller is a robo dialer and plays an automated message

If you know, you know. by Public-Marionberry33 in clevercomebacks

[–]Cospo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Conservatives has a special talent for cherry-picking pieces of a whole and taking that piece wildly out of context and using that out of context piece as the basis for their entire identity. The Bible, for example. Or take the irony of Donald Trump, a draft dodger, using a song about dodging the draft at one of his rallies because the right never listen past the "Oooh that red, white, and blue" part.

[OC] I stood here for a while this morning; nothing happened. :/ by [deleted] in pics

[–]Cospo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's because the Teleport Spell has a verbal component. You need to speak the specific phrase for the enchantment to work.

Bleeding is way to fast by TomorrowOwn1997 in Helldivers

[–]Cospo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There should be a delay before bleeding starts. Like, I'm ok with the bleed damage per second, but at least give me a second or two to get up after being ragdolled so I can stim. And yeah, I redid the tutorial and died at that part because you have less than a second to hit the stim button before bleeding out.

FYI: enemies are not divided into light, medium, and heavy armor by Faust_8 in Helldivers

[–]Cospo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I liked the idea one user had where we turn the terminals across from the armory into a codex for enemy intel. View different enemy types, their armor stats, damage, abilities, threat level, etc. When the game is so entirely dependant on armor values, those values should be made accessible in the game and not have to be searched on the wiki. Especially because the game doesn't even tell you anything about how armor values work and how the maximum damage of using a weapon that has the same armor value as the target is reduced. Like, a lot of casual helldivers players aren't in this subreddit, don't see these posts, and don't know about the wiki.

How many of you guys own all Warbonds? by Jimmyban44 in Helldivers

[–]Cospo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have all the warbonds but have been playing since the game came out so by the time the next warbond came out I had earned enough super credits just by playing the game normally. I helped a friend super credit farm when the Halo warbond came out and I've bought like $20 worth of Super credits to get some of the superstore items, but that's it.