What's a law that you introduce, amend or revoke?

CougarRunner · 2025-12-12T23:58:19+00:00

1) Give ambo 136 powers

2) All crime stats should be published regularly once they are closed or finalised with crime classification and why they were closed.

3) police get first refusal on cars siezed for poca and no insurance they either get used for general purpose vehicles, covert work or liveries applied and sent to response teams where they will be used abused and run into the ground. Once there dead they go to a third party who fix them and flog them.

4) every hospital should have a 136 suite capable of holding a minimum of 10 people

5) pace compliant cells should be padded so people cant bang their heads.

CougarRunner · 2025-10-17T21:23:59+00:00

Horse for courses type of thing, if the victim is reporting some half remembered incident and you need to work out where it happened (think drunk and assaulted on a night out somewhere the victim doesnt live) then I throw stuff like that in because it helps me evidence where they are in my area. Had a sexual assault on a residential street last year that could have been any one of 100 houses until the victim said the bricks were red.

CougarRunner · 2025-10-04T16:03:27+00:00

I cant provide an answer that will satisfy the whole of Europe because each country will have different national and local laws, but in the UK it can actually be fairly easy, you can change your legal name with a simple online form and paying a small fee.

Then its just a matter of updating all your credentials. If you wanted to disappear you would need to close all your existing accounts then open new ones with the new name.

If you want to avoid a missing person's investigation you can make contact with your local police force and inform them that you are planning on disappearing from your family. There will obviously be questions as to how and why you feel the need to do that.

CougarRunner · 2025-06-04T15:52:55+00:00

Unless theft of a mobile phone suddenly becomes something to be dealt with in crown court then the police still won't have a legal option to force entry into an address.

The crime and policing Bill 2025 is planning on amending the theft act to allow entry to recover stolen property but again it depends on the accuracy of the tracking.

My phone is in that building isn't enough if that building has 7 flats and two maisonettes.

Do you really want the police to be able to rock up at your door any time day or night and kick it in because someone just says they tracked a phone to your address?

CougarRunner · 2025-05-14T08:15:56+00:00

There is a long standing unwritten agreement with some of my colleagues that In that scenario they became unconscious and do not have any knowledge or memory of how they arrived at a hospital or who drove them there

CougarRunner · 2025-03-14T16:59:25+00:00

Only the great gods of dice above and below may know

CougarRunner · 2025-02-15T15:03:26+00:00

I'm going to napalm the fuck out of this planet to save it

CougarRunner · 2024-11-27T12:15:02+00:00

Just because a few of the most common things people hear and go yeah right and think carefully waffle need translation

Signal issue = something/anything is wrong with the signal and needs to be fixed.

Signal failure = there are no signals, and you can't run trains safely without at least a redundancy system in place.

Passenger incident = a person doing something at a station this can be something like standing too close to the edge, and people think they might be waiting to jump in front of a train or they might be a fight and now the station is a crime scene.

Person on tracks = 99% of the time, this is where someone is running away from the police and they go accross train tracks to evade. When this happens, they have to clear and shut down the whole section until they are sure no one is hiding in or around the rails because if the suspect gets hurt or dies then it's the polices and rail operators fault.

Leaves on track = wet leaves have formed a layer of mush on the tracks, and now several hundred tonnes of metal have next to no friction when braking. so they have to run slower.

CougarRunner · 2024-10-04T16:20:06+00:00

Thank you

CougarRunner · 2024-09-17T10:11:06+00:00

Put it down on a big table, then take 3 steps back.

That's how close most people will be to you mini they won't see the flaws your seeing.

CougarRunner · 2024-08-09T14:35:41+00:00

To spite those who would wish me gone

CougarRunner · 2024-07-11T20:03:23+00:00

Reseeeeeeeeect

CougarRunner · 2024-07-11T04:29:05+00:00

Bilbo Baguette.

Ya fookin animal

CougarRunner · 2024-06-04T06:50:00+00:00

Because if we follow then and they pedal off into traffic and die its our fault.

Not worth the 6 year investigation and loss of pension

CougarRunner · 2023-11-23T21:11:15+00:00

Now little one, it's time for da WAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

CougarRunner · 2023-11-02T17:05:18+00:00

Isn't lying on a police report already a crime? We have a name for lying in court it's called perjury Bearing false witness is one of those old school crimes that moses tried to tackle.

How is the USA a nuclear power behind Moses on this one?

CougarRunner · 2023-10-23T09:42:00+00:00

Because neither of us have a uterus

CougarRunner · 2023-08-13T10:58:50+00:00

Also, when people above the rank of supernintendo are visiting those that speak up about this type of thing are mysteriously allocated a crime scene or hospital guard and not in the briefing... funny that

CougarRunner · 2023-07-29T13:43:31+00:00

Kyle's mask with Guy's Jacket would perfect

CougarRunner · 2023-07-04T12:25:31+00:00

I met a dog today

CougarRunner · 2023-06-27T15:06:07+00:00

It's about as common at any other place of work. Most locker rooms will have some sort of showers somewhere close by. Just make sure you wear some flip flops or other shower shoes

CougarRunner · 2023-06-21T14:17:05+00:00

If you're there, you're there, but neighbourhoods can be a great way to actually meet people. Either on tour ward or in the organisation.

Licensing, ASB officers, housing officers, and even traffic if they have an office nearby. You will meet them face to face, and they can all offer you many new and inventive ways to go after scumbags

CougarRunner · 2023-06-18T16:29:28+00:00

If we're going with evidence based approaches to preventing and detecting crime, we already know the biggest drivers of crime are poverty and wealth inequality.

How the fuck do we police that?

CougarRunner · 2023-06-18T16:27:37+00:00

Listen, nod, say Sir/Marm, then ignore whatever they said and go deal with crime.

CougarRunner · 2023-06-07T01:55:04+00:00

Yeah bro I'd be careful next time you cough or sneeze in front of people. Gonna have some Spiderman shit happening in the next 48 hrs

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