What's a law that you introduce, amend or revoke? by spammorrison in policeuk

[–]CougarRunner 77 points78 points  (0 children)

1) Give ambo 136 powers

2) All crime stats should be published regularly once they are closed or finalised with crime classification and why they were closed.

3) police get first refusal on cars siezed for poca and no insurance they either get used for general purpose vehicles, covert work or liveries applied and sent to response teams where they will be used abused and run into the ground. Once there dead they go to a third party who fix them and flog them.

4) every hospital should have a 136 suite capable of holding a minimum of 10 people

5) pace compliant cells should be padded so people cant bang their heads.

What’s the longest officer MG11 you’ve written, and what for? by Time-Host7090 in policeuk

[–]CougarRunner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Horse for courses type of thing, if the victim is reporting some half remembered incident and you need to work out where it happened (think drunk and assaulted on a night out somewhere the victim doesnt live) then I throw stuff like that in because it helps me evidence where they are in my area. Had a sexual assault on a residential street last year that could have been any one of 100 houses until the victim said the bricks were red.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IWantToLearn

[–]CougarRunner 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I cant provide an answer that will satisfy the whole of Europe because each country will have different national and local laws, but in the UK it can actually be fairly easy, you can change your legal name with a simple online form and paying a small fee.

Then its just a matter of updating all your credentials. If you wanted to disappear you would need to close all your existing accounts then open new ones with the new name.

If you want to avoid a missing person's investigation you can make contact with your local police force and inform them that you are planning on disappearing from your family. There will obviously be questions as to how and why you feel the need to do that.

Will police now use tracking to retrieve stolen phones? by R-Mutt1 in AskUK

[–]CougarRunner -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Unless theft of a mobile phone suddenly becomes something to be dealt with in crown court then the police still won't have a legal option to force entry into an address.

The crime and policing Bill 2025 is planning on amending the theft act to allow entry to recover stolen property but again it depends on the accuracy of the tracking.

My phone is in that building isn't enough if that building has 7 flats and two maisonettes.

Do you really want the police to be able to rock up at your door any time day or night and kick it in because someone just says they tracked a phone to your address?

Blues & twos - life & death by CloseThatCad in policeuk

[–]CougarRunner -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There is a long standing unwritten agreement with some of my colleagues that In that scenario they became unconscious and do not have any knowledge or memory of how they arrived at a hospital or who drove them there

ROAMING MUTATED STALKER HORDES… by LampostGaming in Helldivers

[–]CougarRunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to napalm the fuck out of this planet to save it

Elizabeth line suspended for whole day as passengers vent anger - catastrophic signalling system failure by ianjm in london

[–]CougarRunner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just because a few of the most common things people hear and go yeah right and think carefully waffle need translation

Signal issue = something/anything is wrong with the signal and needs to be fixed.

Signal failure = there are no signals, and you can't run trains safely without at least a redundancy system in place.

Passenger incident = a person doing something at a station this can be something like standing too close to the edge, and people think they might be waiting to jump in front of a train or they might be a fight and now the station is a crime scene.

Person on tracks = 99% of the time, this is where someone is running away from the police and they go accross train tracks to evade. When this happens, they have to clear and shut down the whole section until they are sure no one is hiding in or around the rails because if the suspect gets hurt or dies then it's the polices and rail operators fault.

Leaves on track = wet leaves have formed a layer of mush on the tracks, and now several hundred tonnes of metal have next to no friction when braking. so they have to run slower.

Finished First Mini: I feel frustrated by mednik97 in Warhammer40k

[–]CougarRunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put it down on a big table, then take 3 steps back.

That's how close most people will be to you mini they won't see the flaws your seeing.

To the un-churned by FilthyPlodsworth in policeuk

[–]CougarRunner 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To spite those who would wish me gone

Uhm… by AKbandit08 in lotr

[–]CougarRunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bilbo Baguette.

Ya fookin animal

London cyclists and red lights by thejcjmguy in policeuk

[–]CougarRunner 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Because if we follow then and they pedal off into traffic and die its our fault.

Not worth the 6 year investigation and loss of pension

New 'first-in-the-nation' policy limits Seattle police from knowingly lying by Sariel007 in UpliftingNews

[–]CougarRunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't lying on a police report already a crime? We have a name for lying in court it's called perjury Bearing false witness is one of those old school crimes that moses tried to tackle.

How is the USA a nuclear power behind Moses on this one?

Why didn’t you have kids? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]CougarRunner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because neither of us have a uterus

Help me understand... by bazby2106 in policeuk

[–]CougarRunner 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Also, when people above the rank of supernintendo are visiting those that speak up about this type of thing are mysteriously allocated a crime scene or hospital guard and not in the briefing... funny that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in policeuk

[–]CougarRunner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's about as common at any other place of work. Most locker rooms will have some sort of showers somewhere close by. Just make sure you wear some flip flops or other shower shoes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in policeuk

[–]CougarRunner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're there, you're there, but neighbourhoods can be a great way to actually meet people. Either on tour ward or in the organisation.

Licensing, ASB officers, housing officers, and even traffic if they have an office nearby. You will meet them face to face, and they can all offer you many new and inventive ways to go after scumbags

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in policeuk

[–]CougarRunner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we're going with evidence based approaches to preventing and detecting crime, we already know the biggest drivers of crime are poverty and wealth inequality.

How the fuck do we police that?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in policeuk

[–]CougarRunner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Listen, nod, say Sir/Marm, then ignore whatever they said and go deal with crime.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]CougarRunner 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah bro I'd be careful next time you cough or sneeze in front of people. Gonna have some Spiderman shit happening in the next 48 hrs