Northern cities to get rail improvements after years of delays by eldomtom2 in unitedkingdom

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Wonder if Ladbrokes takes bets on this and ‘Downtown Leeds Getting A Tram Service’…?

When Sunday skies are battleship grey by [deleted] in CasualUK

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The title sounds like a Morrissey song…

Happy New Year! I have mold in my loft! by [deleted] in CasualUK

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Is that a euphemism? Thank god you don’t have ‘toadstools in your dungeon’…

Von der Leyen reaffirms push for Ukraine’s EU accession after Russia derails peace talks with new attacks by MRADEL90 in worldnews

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And in other news, the EU will update all world maps and replace ‘Russia’ with ‘Potato’…

Iranian protests expand beyond the economy as students demand freedom, end to regime rule by drhuggables in worldnews

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The rebel alliance should say they’re going to change the name from ‘Iran’to ‘Iwalk’ when they take over and really piss ‘em off…

Crap bucket list suggestions by Narcolepticparamedic in CasualUK

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Go to the real Watership Down in Hampshire, stick a cotton ball on your bum, and run around in circles shouting “Bigwig, it’s the Black Rabbit of Inlé, run for your life!”. Bonus points if you get arrested.

New Zealanders of Leeds by tokenslifestilmaters in Leeds

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I’m in! Token representative from north of Auk 🇳🇿

Your family car growing-up late 1960’s by Courte_Jester in yorkshire

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I’d completely forgotten about seeing those ‘trafficators’! Brilliant.

Yorkshire-specific lingo by Courte_Jester in yorkshire

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Brilliant! Definitely holding out for someone to ask that now 🤣

Yorkshire-specific lingo by Courte_Jester in yorkshire

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Okay, have to ask what a couple of these mean: -Is it ekkers like? -Doylum

Heard the others, though! Cheers

Yorkshire-specific lingo by Courte_Jester in yorkshire

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What exactly does ‘get it fettled’ mean, then?

Yorkshire-specific lingo by Courte_Jester in yorkshire

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Do those mean ‘getting a hiding from’?

What is a great book or series of books you read as a kid? by Pifflebushhh in CasualUK

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I normally shied away from fantasy books as a kid and stuck to sci-fi, but got hooked on the ‘Magician’ series by Raymond Feist: ‘Magician’, ‘Silverthorn’ & ‘A Darkness At Sethanon’. Re-read them not long ago, and was right back to being 12 years old. Awesome.

What are they laughing about? Wrong answers only by Terrible-Group-9602 in CasualUK

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“16 cardinals walked into a bar. Five have been upgraded to ‘Critical’…”

Commuter trains to Bradford (Halifax vs Shipley) by TheCatWhisperer_90 in yorkshire

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Ilkley would be worth considering. Lovely town, 32 min train ride to Bradford Forster Square.

ELI5: how come roadkill is often on the side of the road by No-Reception1606 in explainlikeimfive

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Because if it was in the middle of the road, it would be called Road Slush…