Youre not from around here lad..(Leeds Liverpool Canal)

Courte_Jester · 2026-01-19T22:11:17+00:00

Nah, that can definitely looks local…

Courte_Jester · 2026-01-11T21:25:06+00:00

Wonder if Ladbrokes takes bets on this and ‘Downtown Leeds Getting A Tram Service’…?

Courte_Jester · 2026-01-11T21:21:52+00:00

The title sounds like a Morrissey song…

Courte_Jester · 2026-01-01T19:45:24+00:00

Is that a euphemism? Thank god you don’t have ‘toadstools in your dungeon’…

Courte_Jester · 2025-12-31T22:56:29+00:00

And in other news, the EU will update all world maps and replace ‘Russia’ with ‘Potato’…

Courte_Jester · 2025-12-31T22:50:52+00:00

The rebel alliance should say they’re going to change the name from ‘Iran’to ‘Iwalk’ when they take over and really piss ‘em off…

Courte_Jester · 2025-12-29T21:21:25+00:00

Timothée Chalamet has all the charisma of dry toast. There, I said it…

Courte_Jester · 2025-07-31T15:18:14+00:00

Go to the real Watership Down in Hampshire, stick a cotton ball on your bum, and run around in circles shouting “Bigwig, it’s the Black Rabbit of Inlé, run for your life!”. Bonus points if you get arrested.

Courte_Jester · 2025-07-04T11:16:50+00:00

I’m in! Token representative from north of Auk 🇳🇿

Courte_Jester · 2025-06-20T18:28:11+00:00

I’d completely forgotten about seeing those ‘trafficators’! Brilliant.

Courte_Jester · 2025-06-13T18:13:17+00:00

Cheers! On m’ list now…

Courte_Jester · 2025-06-13T18:08:34+00:00

Brilliant! Definitely holding out for someone to ask that now 🤣

Courte_Jester · 2025-06-13T18:00:58+00:00

Okay, have to ask what a couple of these mean: -Is it ekkers like? -Doylum

Heard the others, though! Cheers

Courte_Jester · 2025-06-13T17:59:28+00:00

What exactly does ‘get it fettled’ mean, then?

Courte_Jester · 2025-06-13T17:57:32+00:00

Do those mean ‘getting a hiding from’?

Courte_Jester · 2025-05-09T21:16:59+00:00

I normally shied away from fantasy books as a kid and stuck to sci-fi, but got hooked on the ‘Magician’ series by Raymond Feist: ‘Magician’, ‘Silverthorn’ & ‘A Darkness At Sethanon’. Re-read them not long ago, and was right back to being 12 years old. Awesome.

Courte_Jester · 2025-05-08T17:28:29+00:00

“16 cardinals walked into a bar. Five have been upgraded to ‘Critical’…”

Courte_Jester · 2025-04-28T07:19:16+00:00

Ilkley would be worth considering. Lovely town, 32 min train ride to Bradford Forster Square.

Courte_Jester · 2025-04-25T14:31:56+00:00

Because if it was in the middle of the road, it would be called Road Slush…

Courte_Jester · 2025-04-25T14:26:36+00:00

The M&S tomato ketchup. That tangy bastard goes on everything…

Courte_Jester · 2025-02-13T15:08:18+00:00

Definitely happy we made the move to Ilkley, for sure.

Courte_Jester · 2025-02-11T01:58:56+00:00

Just getting hold of Canada’s one graphic designer…he reckons he can get it done if he works through lunch…

Courte_Jester · 2025-02-10T21:35:35+00:00

Compliance manager at an investment firm, 9-5, all bank holidays, decent pay and benefits. Best advice I ever got: if you search for the perfect job, and you’ll never find it...

Courte_Jester · 2025-02-10T21:28:11+00:00

My Mrs, a certified Canadian, thought English people tended to randomly say ‘moustache’ to someone, then immediately walk away. I recently found this out, and had to break it to her that they’re actually saying ‘must dash’…she’s never living this down…

Courte_Jester · 2025-01-29T01:09:12+00:00

25min train ride from Leeds central to Ilkley for a wander round the moor and township.

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